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  1. 03-01-2012, 05:49 PM #60841
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    I found my ipod fckers!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    I found my ipod fckers!!!
    The best part is.... you ordered another one.... fcker!!
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    Did you find it after you took a shit Razr?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Did you find it after you took a shit Razr?
    Must have hurt, even though it was a shuffle
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    No I found it in my gym pants..yesci ordered another one but its from amazon ill just refuse he delivery and get my money back. Put that cash towards some prop and suspension
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Must have hurt, even though it was a shuffle
    Telling ya, I'd say it be less painful than some curries I've shat outta me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    No I found it in my gym pants..yesci ordered another one but its from amazon ill just refuse he delivery and get my money back. Put that cash towards some prop and suspension
    Don't be lying you'll keep that one as a back up so you cannot bring shame to men across the world again
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI

    Telling ya, I'd say it be less painful than some curries I've shat outta me.

    Don't be lying you'll keep that one as a back up so you cannot bring shame to men across the world again
    Damn you know me too well...now I have two iPods....shiit
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    I get a cheat meal mofo's
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    U conquered her yet Alex?
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    No she's not coming over until tomorrow, she wants it bad i'm not worried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Damn you know me too well...now I have two iPods....shiit
    Haha only cos I'd do the same

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    Fahk my back hurts
    Man up, what is it with everyone on this board being a *****
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    No she's not coming over until tomorrow, she wants it bad i'm not worried.
    whats the cheat meal?

    dont forget pics, alexisthrowed wrote across her ass haha
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    I'll do what I can lol

    I'm not sure If I can bring myself to have a cheat meal, I was told I need one so fahk it. Idk what I would eat.
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    a half pounder with bacon fried egg onion rings, and some chilli chips or chilli fries as you call them lol on the side
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    That would do fine! lol
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    make the fone call bro, you know it be worth it
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    I ran 20k and still feel strong :-)

    Your getting old gix
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    I ran 20k and still feel strong :-)

    Your getting old gix
    getting? I'm already there.
    My life has peaked and its all down hill
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Hey they making great advances these days in knee and hip repla***ents, only local anesthetic for knee repla***ent and everything haha
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    Im dyslexic, dosnt make sense
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    does it say good luck yourself? thanks gix haha
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    Is it weird to like the feeling of lifting your balls as their stuck to the side of your leg?
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    jasc where are you, we need you for the pre award cermony interview
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Is it weird to like the feeling of lifting your balls as their stuck to the side of your leg?
    It's a good feeling to get them unstuck but it sucks because that means you have sweaty balls and sweaty balls suck.

    It's called the 3rd armpit for a reason.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Is it weird to like the feeling of lifting your balls as their stuck to the side of your leg?
    i ran 20k and had a slight chaffing problem towards the end

    BIG PROBLEMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    It's a good feeling to get them unstuck but it sucks because that means you have sweaty balls and sweaty balls suck.

    It's called the 3rd armpit for a reason.......
    bit of talc powder works wonders . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    bit of talc powder works wonders . . .
    Shouldn't powder your balls. Causes the other guy dry mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Shouldn't powder your balls. Causes the other guy dry mouth.
    hmmm well no problem for me, looks like there wont be anybody near my balls for forseeable future anyways

    damn moroccan women and their high self respect
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    Drive by bitches.... Just to say hello
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    You guys watching American idol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You guys watching American idol.
    Homo.....












































    I love you
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Shouldn't powder your balls. Causes the other guy dry mouth.
    I use Pam so they dont stick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Drive by bitches.... Just to say hello
    excellent judgeing

    your cheque should arrive shortly, or if you rather you can have 5000 of gixxers posts

    we shall inform you when your services are required for next round
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    OK Dan how many are we doing tonight?
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    Homo.....












































    I love you
    Hugs. It is so gay lol. The bf is watching and I am on my phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    OK Dan how many are we doing tonight?
    tonight we crash the board from whoreing
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