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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    dont listen to him he trying to corrupt you

    you know you need to tap the ass

    i shall keep you on track haha
    Lol dun dun dun. Have fun. For guys its just sex without any feelings but when a chick loses her virginity to u she automatic thinks you guys are in love and be together forever. Its scary shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell View Post
    as for those eggs: take 8 total eggs, break em into a big bowl, take out 4 yolks leven u wit 4whites and 4 yolks. measure 1 cup a spinach leaves and .5 cup cheddar cheese. put eggs n pan with pam, then throw n spinach n scramble. when to ur liking add that cheese to melt. wa-la green eggs.
    im going to make that in a few minutes

    does chilli work with it?

    chilli works with everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    dont listen to him he trying to corrupt you

    you know you need to tap the ass

    i shall keep you on track haha
    Thank you sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcorerider34 View Post
    Lol dun dun dun. Have fun. For guys its just sex without any feelings but when a chick loses her virginity to u she automatic thinks you guys are in love and be together forever. Its scary shit.
    yeah this is true, but if alex is anything like dan which he could well be

    then she would have to be completely thick to think its anything other than sex, and if she thinks it is more than that then everybody she ever speaks to about it will be quick to make her see the reality haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    yeah this is true, but if alex is anything like dan which he could well be

    then she would have to be completely thick to think its anything other than sex, and if she thinks it is more than that then everybody she ever speaks to about it will be quick to make her see the reality haha
    Takes me back to highschool with all the drama. wasnt always fun but always exciting lol

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    top gear is on

    new m5 is insane

    twin turbo 550bhp v8

    smokes the v10 m5

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    OMG im so hungry!!! I eat and barely an hour later i feel like im starving!! What the hellzzzz

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    im bored now

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    I get off work in 20min. Too bad my gym sucks and closes early on weekends

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    sgt hows the head today?

    still on hiatus haha

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    I'm full time whoring tonight

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    puff puff

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    I see dukkit down there

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    yeah he been lurking now for a while

    he biding his time haha

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    He looks over the whores

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    or he has another window open and he's looking at some porn

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    dan needs some new jeans

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    do you think we doing him proud alex?

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    I need to get some shorts for florida

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    I hope so, we have been whoring it up pretty damn hard. He has 50,000 post's though so i'm sure he's not easily impressed.

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    i got too many shorts and i cant even wear them in this kip of a country its depressing

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    oh but way we are going we shall surpass that before end of year haha

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    You don't like Ireland? The weather sucks doesn't it?

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    no its a fvcking kip

    no work

    shit weather

    corrupt government

    stupidly expensive

    i could go on all day

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    im only back living here a few months and sick of the kip already

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    I like where i live. Beach towns in the summer and decent weather. The winter kind of sucks but meh. I'm sure you will like canada better.

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    yeah hopefully, you know all the shit they say about money cant buy happiness etc thats all bolix

    you cant have half a life without decent few quid in your pocket

    im skint alot the time since i came back here, thats why i need out asap

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I like where i live. Beach towns in the summer and decent weather. The winter kind of sucks but meh. I'm sure you will like canada better.
    now thats what im talking about

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    Money sure as hell buys happiness imo. I'm very fortunate to be in the position I am in this economy.

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    Michigan has real nice beach's and beach towns. It gets wild in the summer.

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    yeah lucky man, mabey you have a decent head on your shoulders then

    i was with a great company before i left here a few years ago to go partying

    they still very busy when most companys here are letting people go

    no chance me getting my job back, i burnt that bridge before i left but if i had a bita common sense back then . . . . .hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Michigan has real nice beach's and beach towns. It gets wild in the summer.
    whats my weather going to be like in canada?

    bertuzzi says cold winters and hot summers?

    i was expecting the cold winter but hot summers now thats a nice surprise

    how hot we talking?

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    I partied a lot when I was in high school and did a lot of dumb shit. It's a miracle I've never spent any time in jail. I graduated, grew up, cut ties with my useless friends, and made my job and lifting my number one priorities.

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    haha i had myself convinced that i needed move away for few years to sort myself, cut a long story short it didnt work out that way hahahaha

    ah well thats life no point crying over spilt milk and all that shit

    got some good memorys from it all too

    so what happened to popping that cherry man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    whats my weather going to be like in canada?

    bertuzzi says cold winters and hot summers?

    i was expecting the cold winter but hot summers now thats a nice surprise

    how hot we talking?
    Depending on how far north you are I'm guessing it's similar to where I live. It's real nice in the summer, usually 75-85 degrees. The spring is nice, it's about 60 here right now which is a little above average. Fall is usually shitty and rainy. Winters are cold with a lot of snow lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    haha i had myself convinced that i needed move away for few years to sort myself, cut a long story short it didnt work out that way hahahaha

    ah well thats life no point crying over spilt milk and all that shit

    got some good memorys from it all too

    so what happened to popping that cherry man?
    My buddies gonna talk to this chick, I don't even know her. I'll ask her out after this show. It's kind of hard to ask girls out when your on a diet.

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    just needed to share this


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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Depending on how far north you are I'm guessing it's similar to where I live. It's real nice in the summer, usually 75-85 degrees. The spring is nice, it's about 60 here right now which is a little above average. Fall is usually shitty and rainy. Winters are cold with a lot of snow lol.
    albertas is where alot of the work for me will be but ill go anywhere,

    them temps are a massive improvement than ireland so it all good

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    Thats my ideal body type right there. I like skinny chicks lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    My buddies gonna talk to this chick, I don't even know her. I'll ask her out after this show. It's kind of hard to ask girls out when your on a diet.
    yeah its shit, especially when they look at you thinking your mental when you say you cant eat the popcorn at the cinema

    but when the top comes off, you can actually see the light come on in their head and they thinking awww now it makes sense haha

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