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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Thats my ideal body type right there. I like skinny chicks lol.
    me too, perfect

    i wouldnt call her skinny really more like just i dont know good body

    i was with a girl for nearly 2 years with exact same body as her minus the tan, pity she turned out to be a tramp . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    yeah its shit, especially when they look at you thinking your mental when you say you cant eat the popcorn at the cinema

    but when the top comes off, you can actually see the light come on in their head and they thinking awww now it makes sense haha
    Oh they love the results. I'll be making up for some missed opportunities after this show. I got a few chicks I'm gonna ask out. Right now it's just about finding the whores that will come bang me and leave so I can eat some turkey.

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    Im drinking moonshine,

    what are you drinking?

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    I dont like skinny chicks. Too many bones.

    And they have the ass of little boys.

    I need my girls thick with a fat ass.

    I wanna see that shit jiggle when Im slamming it from behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Im drinking moonshine,

    what are you drinking?
    I'm doing something we can't talk about, I can't have the calories. I will enjoy a few beers and some Hennessy and red bull after this show.

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    Oh and youre right...

    Im watching....

    always.

    Its the way of the Gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    My buddies gonna talk to this chick, I don't even know her. I'll ask her out after this show. It's kind of hard to ask girls out when your on a diet.
    bring her the zoo or paintballing or climbing, shit like that

    they love it because its unusual and it works for you because it dosnt involve eating and drinking crap all day

    couple shakes at the car and your g2g

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB;5934328[B
    ]bring her the zoo[/B] or paintballing or climbing, shit like that

    they love it because its unusual and it works for you because it dosnt involve eating and drinking crap all day

    couple shakes at the car and your g2g
    I like this idea i'm gonna use that. I like the zoo lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Oh and youre right...

    Im watching....

    always.

    Its the way of the Gods.
    dukkit is omni present yeah?

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    I spent all day in the bookstore doing school work.

    So many asians.

    Wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    dukkit is omni present yeah?
    Dukkit just is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    bring her the zoo or paintballing or climbing, shit like that

    they love it because its unusual and it works for you because it dosnt involve eating and drinking crap all day

    couple shakes at the car and your g2g
    Give her something nice to climb...
    Realist: A person who sees things as they truly are. A practical person. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I like this idea i'm gonna use that. I like the zoo lol.
    yeah zoo is always a good one, sometimes they too scared for the climbing and paintball is a full day out

    depending on weather and where the zoo is(ours is in a massive national park thing)

    then zoo and picnic afterwards, she will be in love by end of the day

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    Any of you ever watch the movie The Nines? Has ryan reynolds in it.

    Slow but if you like that trippy shit and shit that makes ya think... watch it.

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    I just bring my chicks here.
    To my whore house.

    They see my post count and just get naked.

    Simple as that.

    Those are the ways of The Dukkit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Give her something nice to climb...
    oh yes that comes in good time

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    yeah zoo is always a good one, sometimes they too scared for the climbing and paintball is a full day out

    depending on weather and where the zoo is(ours is in a massive national park thing)

    then zoo and picnic afterwards, she will be in love by end of the day
    Tonight i'm gonna have this chubby chick over and I'm gonna rail her out. I got her to send me a pic of her titties last night. I will worry about the quality girls after this show. I gotta stay focused right now hahahahaha.

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    Turkey Hill has the best ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I just bring my chicks here.
    To my whore house.

    They see my post count and just get naked.

    Simple as that.

    Those are the ways of The Dukkit.
    yeah man thats why us 2 youngsters are whoreing so much these days, we have seen the way forward

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I just bring my chicks here.
    To my whore house.

    They see my post count and just get naked.

    Simple as that.

    Those are the ways of The Dukkit.
    I might be able to get a hand job for my 2800 posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Tonight i'm gonna have this chubby chick over and I'm gonna rail her out. I got her to send me a pic of her titties last night. I will worry about the quality girls after this show. I gotta stay focused right now hahahahaha.
    great success

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    yeah man thats why us 2 youngsters are whoreing so much these days, we have seen the way forward

    I like you guys, you have a bright future in here.


    This one time, in jail, this guy told me "Hey Dukkit, I like you... dont fukk that up."

    So I shanked him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    great success
    She's not that terrible looking just a little thicker. Good booty call, and she knows that all she is which is the great part. I made it very clear lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I like you guys, you have a bright future in here.


    This one time, in jail, this guy told me "Hey Dukkit, I like you... dont fukk that up."

    So I shanked him.
    did you ask him afterwards if he still liked you?

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    These toilets in jail were like black holes.

    They flushed everything. Whole oranges and entire bedsheets.

    That shank is floating somewhere in the good ole Atlantic Ocean now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I like you guys, you have a bright future in here.


    This one time, in jail, this guy told me "Hey Dukkit, I like you... dont fukk that up."

    So I shanked him.
    That means a lot coming from the king of whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    She's not that terrible looking just a little thicker. Good booty call, and she knows that all she is which is the great part. I made it very clear lol.
    thats what you want man

    she game for that then happy days

    sometimes you have to sacrafice a little quality for the simple fact that she wont have your head wrecked

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    did you ask him afterwards if he still liked you?
    Shhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    thats what you want man

    she game for that then happy days

    sometimes you have to sacrafice a little quality for the simple fact that she wont have your head wrecked
    Yeah thats all I want right now, I'm focused on this show and my diet. I just need something to put my dick in and leave lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    These toilets in jail were like black holes.

    They flushed everything. Whole oranges and entire bedsheets.

    That shank is floating somewhere in the good ole Atlantic Ocean now.
    toilets in prison?

    listen to you with your fancy prisons

    we got buckets

    yeah thats right we still slop out

    and we do it like the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Yeah thats all I want right now, I'm focused on this show and my diet. I just need something to put my dick in and leave lol.
    so few months off then what?

    im sure you got your next show in mind already yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    toilets in prison?

    listen to you with your fancy prisons

    we got buckets

    yeah thats right we still slop out

    and we do it like the best
    Im a celebrity, I got the VIP prison fool.

    Had to pay some guards and judges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    so few months off then what?

    im sure you got your next show in mind already yeah?
    I won't do another one until next spring. I wanna put on a lot of size this year blasting and cruising and I turn 21 soon after this show so no more dieting.

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    Alright, time to snuggle with the lady.

    Yeah... I snuggle. All the tough guys do.

    Bahaha

    Later whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Im a celebrity, I got the VIP prison fool.

    Had to pay some guards and judges.
    for our vip prison they gota send you abroad haha

    why you pay them? blackmailing them would of been much more fun

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    later dukkit

    we shall whore to best of our abilitys until your return

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I won't do another one until next spring. I wanna put on a lot of size this year blasting and cruising and I turn 21 soon after this show so no more dieting.
    how much size you hoping for?

    this show at 170 yeah?

    what you hoping for next one

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    no more dieting because you turn 21?

    man your mad, thats why they invented light beer haha

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    I want to be at the top of the light heavies next year so I want to compete at 195-198lbs. I'll probably weight about 173-174 for this show. I was 153 at my first show lol. I put on most of my size this year is like 6-8 weeks with slin. I went from 181 to 207 then started my diet. I'm blasting and cruising now so I shouldn't have a problem getting to 230

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    no more dieting because you turn 21?

    man your mad, thats why they invented light beer haha
    Mainly because work, I am not a big drinker. I'm don't feel like dieting in the summer though, I wanna be on the beach with the women. I will still maintain a decent diet, I gotta stay lean.

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