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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    a hole day? tell me..what happens in these hole days of yours
    this is where random men come over to fill his hole... for the whole day

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    I feel like that everyday at work, gets so damn boring sometimes and u cant sit down or anything because the boss could be watching
    What you do getting there?

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    These are the best, I just bought two of them and they came in the mail today. you can open like 9 beers in like 4 seconds with these suckers. and they look sweet, and they'r'e somthin to nervously flip around your finger when you're bored behind the bar


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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this is where random men come over to fill his hole... for the whole day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    These are the best, I just bought two of them and they came in the mail today. you can open like 9 beers in like 4 seconds with these suckers. and they look sweet, and they'r'e somthin to nervously flip around your finger when you're bored behind the bar

    That my friend is a bottle openner...is this new to you charls

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    wait a minute you got rid of her KP? but now she is back? why did you get rid of her your hand get jealous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    These are the best, I just bought two of them and they came in the mail today. you can open like 9 beers in like 4 seconds with these suckers. and they look sweet, and they'r'e somthin to nervously flip around your finger when you're bored behind the bar

    I think Diamond uses one of those for a measure guidance... one side is minimum requirement and the other is FAIL

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    nooooooooooo, i mean these are specifically speed openers. they're soooo sweeeeeeeeeeet. dude i can't wait to start this ****ing job. i have to work 445am-130pm at mcd's then 2-630 at the bar, so it'll be a long day

    but yea man, i got one white one and one glow in the dark one. they're about i'd say 7 inches long (no sexual pun inteded)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    wait a minute you got rid of her KP? but now she is back? why did you get rid of her your hand get jealous?
    KP isnt KP with sex...guess it just wasnt him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I think Diamond uses one of those for a measure guidance... one side is minimum requirement and the other is FAIL
    bahahaha, oh man, she's still lurkin' around these parts?

    heyyyyyy diamond!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    wait a minute you got rid of her KP? but now she is back? why did you get rid of her your hand get jealous?
    2 weekends ago we went to Calgary so I could visit Cal for his sons bday and she went to visit her friends and party or some shit... gave me a bit of attitude on the way there and more during the weekend. By time we got home sunday night I told her we should move on... tuesday night the texts started and by friday I let her appologise... the entire duration of Terminator 4.

    Did you not catch this explaination a couple days ago? I even posted her pics from that weekend... the one with the barely blanked out body parts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    nooooooooooo, i mean these are specifically speed openers. they're soooo sweeeeeeeeeeet. dude i can't wait to start this ****ing job. i have to work 445am-130pm at mcd's then 2-630 at the bar, so it'll be a long day

    but yea man, i got one white one and one glow in the dark one. they're about i'd say 7 inches long (no sexual pun inteded)
    lol enjoy im sure they will have some there for you though

    I forgot what they look like, im used to using my teeth...but im english we have horid teeth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this is where random men come over to fill his hole... for the whole day
    Least im getting some, hand any hand jobs recently?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    2 weekends ago we went to Calgary so I could visit Cal for his sons bday and she went to visit her friends and party or some shit... gave me a bit of attitude on the way there and more during the weekend. By time we got home sunday night I told her we should move on... tuesday night the texts started and by friday I let her appologise... the entire duration of Terminator 4.

    Did you not catch this explaination a couple days ago? I even posted her pics from that weekend... the one with the barely blanked out body parts
    Repost welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    2 weekends ago we went to Calgary so I could visit Cal for his sons bday and she went to visit her friends and party or some shit... gave me a bit of attitude on the way there and more during the weekend. By time we got home sunday night I told her we should move on... tuesday night the texts started and by friday I let her appologise... the entire duration of Terminator 4.

    Did you not catch this explaination a couple days ago? I even posted her pics from that weekend... the one with the barely blanked out body parts
    wtf no? she sounds like a cvnt and i heard about the terminator 4 thing but no pics!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Least im getting some, hand any hand jobs recently?
    not in a couple days... and sex is easy to get. Having a girl suck your cock for a couple hours at a time takes some serious staying power and you know you're girl is hooked on you if you can get her to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    lol enjoy im sure they will have some there for you though

    I forgot what they look like, im used to using my teeth...but im english we have horid teeth

    tehehehe yea i had a friend once who found that sweet spot on one of his lower mollers (sp) and could pop open bottles with it

    i was like helllllll to the no

    kohls has a bunch of really pimp clothes on sale too

    ima pimp this shit.

    you guys, seriously, this is my chance to have a nice job where i can make decent cash and chill out and do school and bodybuilding. i haven't lifted in so long, and havent lifted steadily for longer than that

    its gotta change!

    i can't keep working at 4am and shit, **** mcdonald's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    wtf no? she sounds like a cvnt and i heard about the terminator 4 thing but no pics!!!!!!
    yah, she even put her foot on the dash of my car on the way home from Calgary. I told her if she was putting a leg up she better put the other one up and play with herself for me... gave me some more attitude so I cranked the music and drowned her out till I dropped her off.

    Let me see if I can find the pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    not in a couple days... and sex is easy to get. Having a girl suck your cock for a couple hours at a time takes some serious staying power and you know you're girl is hooked on you if you can get her to do that.
    And that she's taking muscle relaxants. How many times did she have to come up for jaw cramps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    tehehehe yea i had a friend once who found that sweet spot on one of his lower mollers (sp) and could pop open bottles with it

    i was like helllllll to the no

    kohls has a bunch of really pimp clothes on sale too

    ima pimp this shit.

    you guys, seriously, this is my chance to have a nice job where i can make decent cash and chill out and do school and bodybuilding. i haven't lifted in so long, and havent lifted steadily for longer than that

    its gotta change!

    i can't keep working at 4am and shit, **** mcdonald's
    yup, time to move on... I actually want to change careers cause I hate sitting around so much during the day... I would sooner do a labour job and make a little less but get some exersise in on top of the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yup, time to move on... I actually want to change careers cause I hate sitting around so much during the day... I would sooner do a labour job and make a little less but get some exersise in on top of the gym.
    X2 i miss being physical at work, passes the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    And that she's taking muscle relaxants. How many times did she have to come up for jaw cramps?
    nah man, she didnt go like a porn star with the whole strokin and sucking like she's trying to start a leaf blower... I just leaned the lazyboy couch back, she laid on my stomach and put it in her mouth and sucked on it for about 2 hours. I made sure she had some popcorn and drinks, Im not a complete asshole. Those long slow sucks are awesome, when you nut after that you can plaster a ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, she even put her foot on the dash of my car on the way home from Calgary. I told her if she was putting a leg up she better put the other one up and play with herself for me... gave me some more attitude so I cranked the music and drowned her out till I dropped her off.

    Let me see if I can find the pics.
    dude lmfao you show that b*tch who was boss. i like it. im surprised she went back for you haha aand find those pics i need to see them now haha

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    Heat wave here. 101 in SF, like 105 where I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knockout_power View Post
    nah man, she didnt go like a porn star with the whole strokin and sucking like she's trying to start a leaf blower...
    lmfao!

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    and no, Im not going to email the pics with the blocks taken off. I promised I wouldnt show her naked. Catch a women half naked and they are almost always willing for a couple snap shots....

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    KP your the man i like it

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    email it without the gay blue sh*t you did to it but leave the blocks? lmao

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    dude she looks fvcking sexy man. props to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    and no, Im not going to email the pics with the blocks taken off. I promised I wouldnt show her naked. Catch a women half naked and they are almost always willing for a couple snap shots....
    Kp you are god....she is amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    dude she looks fvcking sexy man. props to you
    why dont you just go ahead and blow him

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    You can't see her hideous monobrow, crossed eyes, and furry nips with those blocks lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You can't see her hideous monobrow, crossed eyes, and furry nips with those blocks lol.

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    my favorite pic was the one I took right after the 2nd one... its the same pose but from the left side of the room showing the honey hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You can't see her hideous monobrow, crossed eyes, and furry nips with those blocks lol.
    yah, I cropped those out... real turn off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    why dont you just go ahead and blow him
    yah... and I can tell you who's better at it =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    why dont you just go ahead and blow him
    well thats just a gay thing to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    my favorite pic was the one I took right after the 2nd one... its the same pose but from the left side of the room showing the honey hole.
    body looks great, but the boat?

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