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    ill hit 3000 asap and a 2600lb total

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    the first one might be a little sooner lol

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    vanduhl, dukkitdalaw, MaNiCC+, Nicotine, qal92 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    ill hit 3000 asap and a 2600lb total
    haha..oh nice nice you got a good pharmacist it looks like

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    pharmacy and internet source hahaha i lovvveeeee test, only thing about the doc hes a littttttttllleeee pricey but all i do is work train soon to be in school and now whore ohh and ****, i know im livin it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    pharmacy and internet source hahaha i lovvveeeee test, only thing about the doc hes a littttttttllleeee pricey but all i do is work train soon to be in school and now whore ohh and ****, i know im livin it up
    not a bad life i'd say.....ill be getting back on hopefully by september-octoberish.....i feel like a little bitch when im off cycle

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    yeah im going for a 1000lb multi-ply squat by 22 years old, after i get into lifting gear ill have to take time to learn it and hopefully not bomb out in the meets, so i gotta stay on track and make steady progress and smart decisions

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    yeah bein g off cycle blows i have to plan my training and strategize it better, when im on its PR PR PR PR PRs all the time i just gotta watch injurys man strains and pulls happen often in the gym just gotta make sure they dont turn into serious injurys

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    one thing though about powerlifting andthe training i use the main exercise's change every week so that helps when im off cycle not to get weak and still make improvement just not as much

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    so diff bars bands chains and box heights grips stances make it easier lol and fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    one thing though about powerlifting andthe training i use the main exercise's change every week so that helps when im off cycle not to get weak and still make improvement just not as much
    yeah...you gotta shock the muscles or you aint gonna get the best results..

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    yeah my muscles are prob going nuts with shock therapy lmao its diff every week keeps me entertained also

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    yeah my muscles are prob going nuts with shock therapy lmao its diff every week keeps me entertained also
    damn...just like that and ur already above 50 posts.....slut

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    shit im hungry again, time to multi task gotta cook whore eat whore whore whore whore

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    ehh im doing ight i should have my custom title soon, GOD the 30 sec things killing me

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    yeah i am pretty slutty, i tried to pick up one of the strippers at the club friday night but it wasa negative so i madea bootycall when i left then my night hada happy ending

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    yeah i am pretty slutty, i tried to pick up one of the strippers at the club friday night but it wasa negative so i madea bootycall when i left then my night hada happy ending
    yeah..pickin up strippers is a toughy....


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    hahaha most of these girls were like yeah im going to college next week and i was like lmao so umm lapdance in the cage?

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    one of my buddies had never been before and hes only been with one girl, just had like died and gone to heaven but then his gf called asking where he was....

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    and shes bigger then he is so she woulda ripped his head clean off lmao bigger chicks they can be dangerous when mad

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    whorin anda cookin at the same time whata stress reliever

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    if theres not a 1000 pages by tomm i have failed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    and shes bigger then he is so she woulda ripped his head clean off lmao bigger chicks they can be dangerous when mad
    i would never EVER date a girl that was bigger than me....height or fat..never

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    fooooddddd cook faster damn i need to eat

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    ohhhh me neither man but this guys little like 140lbs haha so hes need to drink tons of milk and eat some ding dongs and doritos

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    weekends are slow....when tomorrow gets here the whores will show up...

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    they better i need to be introduced

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    ohhhh me neither man but this guys little like 140lbs haha so hes need to drink tons of milk and eat some ding dongs and doritos
    yeah...strip clubs are great to boost your morale and confidence...

    its always a good time when you sit down at a table with your boys and the srippers come over and sit on your lap....and you get talkin and your thinkin "oh yeah im gonna pull this stripper" then you gotta bring yourself back to reality and tell yourself...theyre in it for the $$....theyre not gonna leave with you... theres like a 1 in 1000 chance that you actually get a stripper to leave with you after shes out...lol...gets me everytime...the guys that think they can bring em home n shit...mad funny

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    Fvck strippers

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    yeah i knew they were just in it for money but i was like eh why not try..they asked me for dances more then my buddys anyways haha but its always a good time

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    haha another whore finally! F**k 30 seconds

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    cheap ass round bottom steak and expensive ezekiel bread yum

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    yeah i knew they were just in it for money but i was like eh why not try..they asked me for dances more then my buddys anyways haha but its always a good time
    oh its definitely always a good time....

    yeah i got the whole " im a junior in college, im just doin this to pay for my tuition" from the stripper that was on my lap for like an hour....she never asked me if i wanted a dance tho...maybe she actually enjoyed talking to me...me and my buddies were the life of that club that night....

    the strippers that came over to us said that when we walked in all of the strippers said "uh oh..here comes jersey shore"....no i by now means try to be liek those kids...but we all had our hair gelled with tight shirts n shit...i see what they were talkin about

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    oh its definitely always a good time....

    yeah i got the whole " im a junior in college, im just doin this to pay for my tuition" from the stripper that was on my lap for like an hour....she never asked me if i wanted a dance tho...maybe she actually enjoyed talking to me...me and my buddies were the life of that club that night....

    the strippers that came over to us said that when we walked in all of the strippers said "uh oh..here comes jersey shore"....no i by now means try to be liek those kids...but we all had our hair gelled with tight shirts n shit...i see what they were talkin about
    Did you do the fist pump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Did you do the fist pump?
    i did not...i dont wanna do the fist pump unless my fist is inside a birth canal

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    haha yeah i know what ya mean bro i had the same thing going on but the one i that was dancing on me in the cage we were talking the whole time about dermatology school haha and this club was right next to a college so she mighta actually been going there but prob not

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    the fist pump is a negative for being a true badass

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    I am badass and I fist pump.

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    Duhlly Out.

    Ill be back in a cuple hrs

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