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  1. 05-24-2012, 09:25 AM #66001
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    Anybody to them pushups with horizontal body, legs suspended?

    What they called again?

    My mate just tried do them and mate a tit of himself on front of load women he trying get stuck into hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Anybody to them pushups with horizontal body, legs suspended?

    What they called again?

    My mate just tried do them and mate a tit of himself on front of load women he trying get stuck into hahahaha

    hahahaha. i have done handstand pushups and flipped over before, the wall always helps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Blowin up soda machines sounds like fun.. What type of bombs we talkin? pipe bombs? draino?

    don't make too big of an explosion.. don't wanna shake up all the pop
    check out tannerite! you have to shoot it to ignite it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    hahahaha. i have done handstand pushups and flipped over before, the wall always helps!
    Commondo push up we call them

    No these are a normal push up bit with legs suspended and horizontal to the body, can't remember the name ill find a vid on YouTube when I get in......
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Drinks are on you then
    No problem, but not coors light. What kind of true irishman drinks coors light anyway?
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    I started shaving my chest recently

    I now have an ingrown hair

    How do I fix this, do I just cut it out or is there an easier way?

    And any way of stopping it happenning again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

    No problem, but not coors light. What kind of true irishman drinks coors light anyway?
    An abundance of it ''fell off the back of the truck'' recently so we well stocked up on it, can't waste it.....

    At sensation I would need something sweet, vodka redbull or Captain Morgan and fanta orange or something similar

    No whiskey at sensation for Dan, it would be hard to get it down

    What do you drink anyways?

    I might actually go, about 3k would get me a few days there if the exchange rate stays how it is now and I reckon it be fvcking amazing......
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    Haha you make it over here for sensation and drinks are on me all weekend. That'd get it down to $2k lol.

    I like vodka with just about anything, especially red bull or tonic. But I'm partial to whisky too, and good tequilla and rum too.......lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    Haha you make it over here for sensation and drinks are on me all weekend. That'd get it down to $2k lol.

    I like vodka with just about anything, especially red bull or tonic. But I'm partial to whisky too, and good tequilla and rum too.......lol.
    I'm seriously considering it, my new plan is now to train like a mo fo, keep my head together and go away every couple months to let off some steam, with the money I be saving while training I can easily afford trips like that if I stick to the plan,

    If I go ill defo hit you up, I prob be going on me own anyway so I won't look like a tool being there on my own, not like that has stopped me in the past though......

    Hey I can teach you how to dance when im there lol
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    I like my rum, not fond of tequila but then again you don't get much tequila being drank over here, just the cheap piss tequila done in shots
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    Tequila is hideous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Tequila is hideous.
    Yeah we get cheap piss version over here but I reckon it like sambuca, the stuff we get here is piss, in Italy it actually nice, same with some of the ouzo in Greece

    Good way to get drunk though

    How's life treating you anyway my man, what was the show up north like
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    Top shelf tequila is actually pretty good. The cheap stuff is shit though. Try Patron or Don Julio or Trago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    Top shelf tequila is actually pretty good. The cheap stuff is shit though. Try Patron or Don Julio or Trago.
    Patron, never knew that was even tequila lol I've drank that but it was one them nights I don't really remember........

    You can educate me on tequila and I shall educate you on Irish whiskey haha
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    I love me some irish whiskey.

    Or a good 18 year old single malt scotch.
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    I love a good 18 year old!

    Dan pick out that ingrown hair with a manly rust machete!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    Top shelf tequila is actually pretty good. The cheap stuff is shit though. Try Patron or Don Julio or Trago.
    Patron, never knew that was even tequila lol I've drank that but it was one them nights I don't really remember........

    You can educate me on tequila and I shall educate you on Irish whiskey haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM
    I love a good 18 year old!

    Dan pick out that ingrown hair with a manly rust machete!
    I was thinking Stanley blade but ok I shall do it your way haha
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    Nah, still don't buy it that its nice Not gone yet man, going at the weekend should be a whopper of a day in the V6 making up and down to belfast in a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Nah, still don't buy it that its nice Not gone yet man, going at the weekend should be a whopper of a day in the V6 making up and down to belfast in a day
    Who's v6? Did you drop the gta into the yours?
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    I'm in love

    Shit I'm in love with 3 women in front of me, this pic and one from the newspaper

    That's all just from today

    I love the summer
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    We shall kidnap a sheep for dinner tomorrow

    Lamb is damn tasty on a barbacue

    Dan ain't gutting it though.......
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    So what do you do when a source check here brings up a scammer from another board, do staff here take note and run the ip and crosscheck addy? Sarge, gix?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    I'm seriously considering it, my new plan is now to train like a mo fo, keep my head together and go away every couple months to let off some steam, with the money I be saving while training I can easily afford trips like that if I stick to the plan,

    If I go ill defo hit you up, I prob be going on me own anyway so I won't look like a tool being there on my own, not like that has stopped me in the past though......

    Hey I can teach you how to dance when im there lol

    i need to stick to my plan as well and i like your plan. dan has a plan!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I love me some irish whiskey.

    Or a good 18 year old single malt scotch.

    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    I love a good 18 year old!

    Dan pick out that ingrown hair with a manly rust machete!

    agree with both
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    I need an xray
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    I need an xray
    What happened?
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    Hit in ribs with a bat

    Say a prayer for me nothing is broke

    Feels like it is, I'm waiting on taxi for hospital

    See ya all in a few days, broke or not I have a few benzoed and morphined up non co heirent days ahead of me.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Who's v6? Did you drop the gta into the yours?
    Nah mine for sale, my old man's car is a V6
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    Hope youre alright DanB!

    Everyone else... go play in traffic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Hope youre alright DanB!

    Everyone else... go play in traffic.
    done!
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    playing in traffic! i just rolled one of those smart cars over!
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    Fukkin newbs.

    I was never this much of a retard when I was first learning.
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    She won't let her bf put it in the butt but she will let me
    Lol thas bus u eat it first!
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