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  1. 06-13-2012, 08:34 AM #66161
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    And I need a bartender.

    Im sick of pouring my own whiskey.
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    Oh shit. New page.

    Slut bags.

    I screamed at some moron the other day and called him a douche-turd.

    My girl was with me and was like "Did you just say douche-turd?"

    I then started cracking up cuz I didnt even realize what I had said.
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    Then I shot the douche-turd.

    Shot him ded.

    D

    E

    D

    DED.
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    DED. D....E.....D. DED!

    I think thats from a movie?

    Without a Paddle.

    Yeah thats what its from.
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    So anyways.

    Anyone here ever die?

    Cool story bro.
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    Anyone good at rooting android platforms?

    I just got a new driod phone and it has a new update so that the old rooting method doesnt work.

    Figure it out ppl!!

    I got apps to buy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    And I need a bartender.

    Im sick of pouring my own whiskey.
    my wife pours my shots for me evertime we drink...then i pick her up like the sluty white trash hoe bartender she likes to pretend to be and show her who's the man....multiple times...oooh yeaaa boiiii!!!!!!
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    Atta boy Ghetto!!!!

    How you been bro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Atta boy Ghetto!!!!

    How you been bro?
    i have been good my friend and you?..its been a while...
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    Things are pretty peachy here.

    Life is good.

    Been slacking with the gym and diet though.

    Eh. Oh well.

    lol
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    Nice to see we finally have some action in here..

    maybe during lunch I'll put in some work to bring the views up in this MF

    fvckin douche-turds
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    douche-turd..

    ^^^ strange but kinda catchy
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    douche-turd..

    ^^^ strange but kinda catchy
    Isnt it?

    Wait till youre driving and yell it at some idiot who doesnt know how to drive.

    Feels great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

    Isnt it?

    Wait till youre driving and yell it at some idiot who doesnt know how to drive.

    Feels great.
    I'll give it a shot and report back

    If you get a collect call from the country jail make sure to accept it
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    Here's one for ya Dukk

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    here's a prize ass... contest winner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    keep up this good work and I reckon you will be staff soon
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    Hmmm fat ass gets me all wet and juicy
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    So I got a new Droid.

    1.5 dual core processor.

    Whew its fast
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    6pm time to get out of bed and go about my day

    drank bottle of vodka last night

    got into bed about 11am

    I have no hangover at all

    that is strange
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    lol Dan.

    Get it son
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    So anyways

    I think I have sleep apnea.

    Any of you have this?
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    I want some dark chocolate.

    Must be on the rag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    So anyways

    I think I have sleep apnea.

    Any of you have this?
    there was a thread in lounge a while back, think it was fonze (cant remember his full name) or something who started it, should only be a page or two back
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol Dan.

    Get it son
    im feeling like a bottle remy tonight

    people say i ruin it with ice

    i like it though

    hey dukkit has your 60k party been delayed or something?

    or you just trying to drag it out until october when im over in america?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I want some dark chocolate.

    Must be on the rag.
    that would explain the doche turd outburst aswell...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I want some dark chocolate.

    Must be on the rag.
    my wife keeps telling me that im on the rag...i tell her its the tren now assume the position biotch...luck for me she justs laughs and dose as shes told....she a good girl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    im feeling like a bottle remy tonight

    people say i ruin it with ice

    i like it though

    hey dukkit has your 60k party been delayed or something?

    or you just trying to drag it out until october when im over in america?
    Been busy. 60k will happen though
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    my wife keeps telling me that im on the rag...i tell her its the tren now assume the position biotch...luck for me she justs laughs and dose as shes told....she a good girl...
    is she irish?

    sounds like an irish woman haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Been busy. 60k will happen though
    your too productive in work, its effecting your whoring

    you need to sort that........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    is she irish?

    sounds like an irish woman haha
    ha ha no but she is french-canadian as am i....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ha ha no but she is french-canadian as am i....
    hmmmmm

    Id say you used this line a few times haha

    Il n'y a qu' un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'aimer et d'être aimé
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian
    drive by whoring.....miss u ass clowns......
    Plug some wholes while it out!
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