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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    I got a DUI for trying to sleep it off in my car rather than drive home. If this has taught me anything it's either call a cab, or just keep driving. Don't ever pull over in a vacant lot to get off the road.

    And no result this time. Maybe next month!
    never have the keys in the ignition and get into the back seat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    I got a DUI for trying to sleep it off in my car rather than drive home. If this has taught me anything it's either call a cab, or just keep driving. Don't ever pull over in a vacant lot to get off the road.

    And no result this time. Maybe next month!

    Sorry bro. Good luck next month.

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    Just ate a 5th Avenue candy bar.

    Fukkin amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Just ate a 5th Avenue candy bar.

    Fukkin amazing.
    I haven't even seen one of those in a long time.

    I just took care of my sweet tooth with an iced coffee with 2 shots espresso and I tiny shot of chocolate syrup no cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Just ate a 5th Avenue candy bar.

    Fukkin amazing.

    What's that.

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    Its like a butterfinger but better.

    Love them.

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    Lets all come in for a whore hug.

    ***Whore Hug***

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    Where'd everyone go?

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    I believe they are all PM'n each other. That stuff got way sideways quick. Shew!!!!

    A whore hug?? Let's!!!

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    Indeed! Hugs for all the whores!

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    Glad to here it. I'm here as well. Put up 155 for sets and reps on military press haviest to date

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Glad to here it. I'm here as well. Put up 155 for sets and reps on military press haviest to date
    do you stand or sit when you do those?

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    Duck tape, knife and a cardboard equal a really in cool playhouse for a sick lil girl. The sad part is she isn't sleeping and is laying on my legs, watching the fox and the hound.

    I apologize for cluttering the new contest thread, it was an accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter
    Duck tape, knife and a cardboard equal a really in cool playhouse for a sick lil girl. The sad part is she isn't sleeping and is laying on my legs, watching the fox and the hound.

    I apologize for cluttering the new contest thread, it was an accident.
    That sounds nice man, your lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic

    do you stand or sit when you do those?
    Siting down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    That sounds nice man, your lucky
    I am and I know it. I have two gorgous healthy kids, a wife who loves me and a well paying job, not bad for being 25.

    As soon as we figured it was influenza we dropped our oldest off at my moms, one sick child is enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter

    I am and I know it. I have two gorgous healthy kids, a wife who loves me and a well paying job, not bad for being 25.

    As soon as we figured it was influenza we dropped our oldest off at my moms, one sick child is enough.
    Now I know why your grateful. Sounds like an awesome life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Now I know why your grateful. Sounds like an awesome life
    Its been tough. My parents had 8 kids and 4 have passed on. My three older brothers have passed, so I am oldest male now and one of my younger sisters have all passed on. My oldest brother died serving a warrent on a meth house that was booby trapped. My 2nd oldest died in a farming accident. My twin died on 2 days before our b-day in a auto accident and same with my 2nd oldest sister.

    I was lucky to have the parents I have. My father was an amazing man and my mother is saint any woman who can raise 8 kids is special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter

    Its been tough. My parents had 8 kids and 4 have passed on. My three older brothers have passed, so I am oldest male now and one of my younger sisters have all passed on. My oldest brother died serving a warrent on a meth house that was booby trapped. My 2nd oldest died in a farming accident. My twin died on 2 days before our b-day in a auto accident and same with my 2nd oldest sister.

    I was lucky to have the parents I have. My father was an amazing man and my mother is saint any woman who can raise 8 kids is special.
    My god that's awful. I don't know how I am gonna cope with my parents and siblings passing, probably the worst day of my life.I could not even imagine what you went through. I'm so so sorry for your losses. Hold your family close and never let the go, family is really the only thing that means anything anymore. Jobs and friends come and go but family is forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    My god that's awful. I don't know how I am gonna cope with my parents and siblings passing, probably the worst day of my life.I could not even imagine what you went through. I'm so so sorry for your losses. Hold your family close and never let the go, family is really the only thing that means anything anymore. Jobs and friends come and go but family is forever.
    We have a picture of all of us boys together, farming. When my father passed I leased out all our farm which was the hardest thing I have ever done. All I ever wanted was to farm, we had about 3200 acres of farm land and I leased out so my sisters would always have a steady income.

    I loved farming we farmed potatos and sugar beets plus about 300 head of black angus cattle.

    I still get to help with my extended family farming operation which I love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    We have a picture of all of us boys together, farming. When my father passed I leased out all our farm which was the hardest thing I have ever done. All I ever wanted was to farm, we had about 3200 acres of farm land and I leased out so my sisters would always have a steady income.

    I loved farming we farmed potatos and sugar beets plus about 300 head of black angus cattle.

    I still get to help with my extended family farming operation which I love.
    I know how you feel, on my dads side in Illionois are farmers vineyard owners. I love farming and being in the out doors, I'm leaving San Diego July 1st of next year and moving to Illionois to spend the rest of my life helping my family and working with my hands. I can't wait, the rolling fields open sky and fresh air with no population around is just amazing and uplifting, city life is so much more stressful and unless to me at this point. I just want to be free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    I know how you feel, on my dads side in Illionois are farmers vineyard owners. I love farming and being in the out doors, I'm leaving San Diego July 1st of next year and moving to Illionois to spend the rest of my life helping my family and working with my hands. I can't wait, the rolling fields open sky and fresh air with no population around is just amazing and uplifting, city life is so much more stressful and unless to me at this point. I just want to be free
    I understand 100 percent. I love farming, I still help harvest and plant. We have some of the most amazing farming land in the world. Where I live used to be a huge lake during the ice age so our dirt is so black and full of nutrients its amazing. We have no rocks nothing just miles and miles full of black rock free dirt.

    I really liked the cattle side of farming but also really enjoyed the agricultural side as well. To give an idea of how big our farming operation was after my father died our auction took 4 days to complete.

    Right now I live on our hunting property that I put up a house on so I actually live on 125 acres roughly. Both my kids have horses. I bought my wife an old swayed back mare as she never has been on a horse till we met. I have my rodeo horse from highschool still. We have 40 chickens right now and we will butcher 28 of them and leave the rest for eggs. We also have 3 pigs that will be butchered this fall as well.

    I couldn't imagine living any where else then in the country. I work in the city and thats stressful enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    I understand 100 percent. I love farming, I still help harvest and plant. We have some of the most amazing farming land in the world. Where I live used to be a huge lake during the ice age so our dirt is so black and full of nutrients its amazing. We have no rocks nothing just miles and miles full of black rock free dirt.

    I really liked the cattle side of farming but also really enjoyed the agricultural side as well. To give an idea of how big our farming operation was after my father died our auction took 4 days to complete.

    Right now I live on our hunting property that I put up a house on so I actually live on 125 acres roughly. Both my kids have horses. I bought my wife an old swayed back mare as she never has been on a horse till we met. I have my rodeo horse from highschool still. We have 40 chickens right now and we will butcher 28 of them and leave the rest for eggs. We also have 3 pigs that will be butchered this fall as well.

    I couldn't imagine living any where else then in the country. I work in the city and thats stressful enough.
    Might I ask where you live, sounds amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Might I ask where you live, sounds amazing.
    Way way up north on the mn-nd border. I am very close to the canadian border. I probably live in one of the wildest places left in the continental united states.

    if I hadnt met my wife I probably would have moved to the Alaska. I am like a Husky, I sweat like fat albert jumping rope in the attic if its over 74.
    Last edited by Hunter; 08-17-2012 at 01:56 AM.

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    Damn you migraine you're a persistent bastard hanging around for the last 8 hours. Even fighting hard against that over dosed pain med cocktail I threw at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    Its been tough. My parents had 8 kids and 4 have passed on. My three older brothers have passed, so I am oldest male now and one of my younger sisters have all passed on. My oldest brother died serving a warrent on a meth house that was booby trapped. My 2nd oldest died in a farming accident. My twin died on 2 days before our b-day in a auto accident and same with my 2nd oldest sister.

    I was lucky to have the parents I have. My father was an amazing man and my mother is saint any woman who can raise 8 kids is special.
    i think your preaty special bro having to endure what you have...to feel that much grief for so many times in your life and to still have a positve outlook is nothing less than special/spectacular/inspireing...good on you sir...i wish only good things for you...good luck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic View Post
    do you stand or sit when you pee?

    fixed!!

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    You all suck.


    Get out of my thread.

    lol

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    Just dropped a 5lb log.
    Made sure to wipe front to back with a swirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Just dropped a 5lb log.
    Made sure to wipe front to back with a swirl.
    DSM likes swirls so i hear

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    He gave me a personal lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Just dropped a 5lb log.
    Made sure to wipe front to back with a swirl.
    Gotta have the swirl, or a wet wipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
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    Get out of my thread.

    lol
    as one of the treads original whores i think you should let me stay...

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    Eating sushi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Eating sushi.

    I win
    Hope it not that fake sushi..

    those damn spring rolls, imitation crab rolls..

    you wouldn't disappoint me like that would you?

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    crunchy salmon/tuna are the best

    damn that spicy mayo n fried crunchy stuff.. (can't remember the name)

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