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  1. 10-30-2012, 04:06 PM #73641
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    And then??
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    And then??
    No and then!
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    and then and then and then and then
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    I want some bacon now

    Ever wondered why the plunger in your bathroom is named KORKY
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    I want some bacon now

    Ever wondered why the plunger in your bathroom is named KORKY
    did someone say bacon?
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    Trained last night with test flu, felt like I wanted to fall asleep so went home after training ate and crashed out for 9 hours! Crazy things test flu does to you! Today is day 2 of test flu..
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    Blood pressure is 125/85
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Blood pressure is 125/85
    Thats pretty good
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    Trained last night with test flu, felt like I wanted to fall asleep so went home after training ate and crashed out for 9 hours! Crazy things test flu does to you! Today is day 2 of test flu..
    test flu that sucks i think i have the real flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    test flu that sucks i think i have the real flu
    The real flu sucks even more
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    So the dumb broad that flaked on me the other day sends me a text and I replied....

    Dumb Broad: Hey. I'm really sorry I couldnt make it last night. I feel terrible! I would LOVE to go out to dinner tonight if you're still up for it.

    Austinite: LOL!

    no responses from her after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    So the dumb broad that flaked on me the other day sends me a text and I replied....

    Dumb Broad: Hey. I'm really sorry I couldnt make it last night. I feel terrible! I would LOVE to go out to dinner tonight if you're still up for it.

    Austinite: LOL!
    Im confused. Is this the hooker or the peeler?
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    Did she write back to the 'LOL' yet? Hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Im confused. Is this the hooker or the peeler?
    This was the stripper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    Did she write back to the 'LOL' yet? Hahaha
    Nope. I think she got the idea
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    Aust, don't go out with her unless shes buying. She owes you bro! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Nope. I think she got the idea
    If she's a really dumb broad she might write back lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Aust, don't go out with her unless shes buying. She owes you bro! lol
    THIS is why i am falling for the hooker. She really likes me. She ALWAYS insists on paying. She hasn't charged me for anything in over a year. I feel like I'm cheating on her when I see other hookers. She's really stunning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    THIS is why i am falling for the hooker. She really likes me. She ALWAYS insists on paying. She hasn't charged me for anything in over a year. I feel like I'm cheating on her when I see other hookers. She's really stunning.
    You have a way with words, and crack me up!! We have to party sometime bro! I wish i lived closer!

    But seriously, hang on to the one that you have the most fun with..i mean to be around and hang out with. Thats more important to me than than anything else..but she has to be pretty of course. Im shallow like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    The real flu sucks even more
    hahah i know i wish i could trade u
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    Just landed a helicopter in which my bro in law is a flight nurse on

    6 years ago we had one go down and kill all souls on board

    Still makes me nervous when I know he is on it when we land.

    Sorry to steer the conversation away from hookers.
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    Be careful in those whirly birds bro!
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    Sup aus? How's your day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    Sup aus? How's your day?
    Good brother. Very productive day. Thanks for asking.

    You doing good?
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Good brother. Very productive day. Thanks for asking.

    You doing good?
    Yea I'm good today bro. Still at work but enjoying it. Gonna hit chest and bi in a few hours

    Is it late there?
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    Yep. Should be sleeping. lol. Its just past midnight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yep. Should be sleeping. lol. Its just past midnight!
    Here it's Wed 3.41pm..

    Tren keeping you up? You know the drill, rub one out and go to bed LOL unless you wonna call that stripped haha
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    haha. yeah i should. Just took melatonin. Let's see what happens. Damn TrenSomnia!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    haha. yeah i should. Just took melatonin. Let's see what happens. Damn TrenSomnia!
    TrenSomnia hahaha I like it!
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    Whats up HOOKERS?
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    Axx the man. Whats happening?
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    G'day whores!

    Just scarfed back a 6 egg omelette, two whole eggs, with a few fresh strawberries. Yum yum!

    Have two dates today. One for lunch, and one afterwards. Life is good. But not so good for our friends to the east

    I'd like to kick that nasty bitch Sandy in the box and send her packing back where she came from!
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    Just murdered my back

    I'm actually walking funny and all I did was back
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    Funny like a clown?
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    Gotta poop.
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    I love left over chili.

    Think its better a few days later.
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