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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    ...ive been told many a times that strippers and hookers are way cheaper than wives...
    depends on the wife and the stripper
    but what if your wife is a stripper? uh oh
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    depends on the wife and the stripper
    but what if your wife is a stripper? uh oh
    id go for a stripper as a GF, not wife tho.. then she can buy ME nice things

    ok this weekend imma go hang out at a strip club..

    any tips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    id go for a stripper as a GF, not wife tho.. then she can buy ME nice things

    ok this weekend imma go hang out at a strip club..

    any tips?
    i posted it many times.
    hit on them like you would any other girl in a regular club. Never ask her for a dance. when she asks you for you one, say no, i'd like to hang and talk and just give her the $20 for the cost of a dance. If she is on stage just look her in the face. She eventually will really want to dance for you, hands at your side and again look her in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    i posted it many times.
    hit on them like you would any other girl in a regular club. Never ask her for a dance. when she asks you for you one, say no, i'd like to hang and talk and just give her the $20 for the cost of a dance. If she is on stage just look her in the face. She eventually will really want to dance for you, hands at your side and again look her in the face.
    sounds like a plan, thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    i posted it many times.
    hit on them like you would any other girl in a regular club. Never ask her for a dance. when she asks you for you one, say no, i'd like to hang and talk and just give her the $20 for the cost of a dance. If she is on stage just look her in the face. She eventually will really want to dance for you, hands at your side and again look her in the face.
    Genius..

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    i remember this one time i tried looking the stripper in the eyes, don't think she liked it, kept shoving her t!tts in my face lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    i remember this one time i tried looking the stripper in the eyes, don't think she liked it, kept shoving her t!tts in my face lol
    Your not supposed to look at her like this


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    I just got fvckin towed!!!!

    $200 down the damn drain!

    That was part of my gun, guess I will have buy cheaper than wanted

    Hate tow trucks!!!!

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    And I have a parking ticket

    I think they put the signs up after they towed me!

    I guess I'm lucky I'm not on cycle or maybe I may have done something irrational!

    Fvck

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I just got fvckin towed!!!!

    $200 down the damn drain!

    That was part of my gun, guess I will have buy cheaper than wanted

    Hate tow trucks!!!!

    lol dafuq. did you park in a tow zone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    And I have a parking ticket

    I think they put the signs up after they towed me!

    I guess I'm lucky I'm not on cycle or maybe I may have done something irrational!

    Fvck
    We shall add it to our list of burning shit down!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    We shall add it to our list of burning shit down!!
    def needs to be added!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post

    def needs to be added!
    add my company to the list

    An extended vacation would be great

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    Y'all just let me know so I can bring my gear(turnout pants and coat)

    I don't wanna get burned while starting an arson fire that would very embarrasing

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Y'all just let me know so I can bring my gear(turnout pants and coat)

    I don't wanna get burned while starting an arson fire that would very embarrasing
    Bahah
    Ironic, that would be (said in yoda voice)

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    Yeah

    Hey AXx how did you get burned

    "Oh that, oh it's nothing. I was just helping some buddies burn down their workplace, a insurance company and a student loan company , you know the normal stuff"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    add my company to the list

    An extended vacation would be great
    what does jasc do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-

    what does jasc do?
    He is the guy that keeps the male pornstars hard between sets.

    That's how we meet.

    He has a soft touch

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    throw a lit road flare from a safe distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    throw a lit road flare from a safe distance.
    I don't have the best luck Ender

    It's possible I would fvck that up

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    He is the guy that keeps the male pornstars hard between sets.

    That's how we meet.

    He has a soft touch
    does Admin know that Jasc is a fluffer? That'd be a great title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    does Admin know that Jasc is a fluffer? That'd be a great title.
    Not sure

    We could alert admin

    AR's fluffer boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    does Admin know that Jasc is a fluffer? That'd be a great title.
    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Not sure

    We could alert admin

    AR's fluffer boy
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    That ass shot?

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    fuking gross Ender....

    what the hell did i just watch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post

    He is the guy that keeps the male pornstars hard between sets.

    That's how we meet.

    He has a soft touch
    it's called a Fluffer damnit!

    and you're welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    does Admin know that Jasc is a fluffer? That'd be a great title.
    beat me to it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    That ass shot?
    Quote Originally Posted by JP-MAN View Post
    fuking gross Ender....

    what the hell did i just watch...
    I saw this yesterday in the HTR forum. The thread was about these Testopel pellets. fuking awesome ain't it!?!! lol

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    The lady made nacho crusted baked chicken with a tomato and avocado salsa last night.

    It was so fukking good.

    Just had left overs.

    Have enough left for my next meal too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    The lady made nacho crusted baked chicken with a tomato and avocado salsa last night.

    It was so fukking good.

    Just had left overs.

    Have enough left for my next meal too.
    That actually sounds amazing

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    pics or it didn't happen

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    lol at Jasc's custom title

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    Bahahhahah

    Jasc.... can ya help me out bro?

    Getting soft over here.

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    For you Ender

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    i meant pics of the lady cooking.
    lol

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    OMG.

    Jasc??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    lol at Jasc's custom title
    bahahahahahaahaha

    that was quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    that was quick
    That's why I had to give up porn as a profession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Bahahhahah

    Jasc.... can ya help me out bro?

    Getting soft over here.
    gonna have to wait in line buddy

    AXx and Ender have me pretty busy on set of their new film "Bareback Mountain"

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