dukkits international house o whores

[-Ender-]

Yeah ill need a lot of lube and some vodka. Ill take your bet. Ill get it in there.

you're on!

[Armykid93]

I see a migraine headache on it's way...Don't let it stop you dead in it's tracks just plow on through..

Haha

[MickeyKnox]

213.2lbs.

Started EQ cycle 11 wks ago at 191lbs - very little water.

[kronik420]

213.2lbs.

Started EQ cycle 11 wks ago at 191lbs - very little water.

not bad for an old guy

[kronik420]

what you recon your BF is there?

[Sgt. Hartman]

Yeah ill need a lot of lube and some vodka. Ill take your bet. Ill get it in there.

Yup my money's on Alex he's got the right idea......several vodkas and a couple percocet and she won't feel a thing.....til tomorrow.

[kronik420]

good night all

hoe hoe hoe

[MickeyKnox]

what you recon your BF is there?

I figure 18%, maybe 17.

[alexISthrowed]

Yup my money's on Alex he's got the right idea......several vodkas and a couple percocet and she won't feel a thing.....til tomorrow.

I appreciate the confidence. I know what I'm doing, I know my way around a butt hole. Hahahahahaha

[alexISthrowed]

I need to talk to dsm or sholva, I'm sure they know a few tricks for getting large things in tight places. I also wanna know if your gay do you like chicks buttholes? Cause I've seen my own butthole and it's disgusting but girls butt holes are so clean and inviting looking. Do gay guys shave there butts then get that there anal bleaching? I'm glad I don't have to worry about my own butt hole. Shaving your crack is awesome for the first day then you get 3 days of hell. I shouldn't drink.

[Sgt. Hartman]

You've said too much. Enter Sholva and DSM as expert advisors ( at least for now) bahahaha

[alexISthrowed]

You've said too much. Enter Sholva and DSM as expert advisors ( at least for now) bahahaha

Lol I mean they both come across as butt hole professors. I need some words of wisdom.

[Sgt. Hartman]

The lady that gives brazilians to my wife says she also has many male clients who get the same.

She says they'll sit in the car before appt and slam crown out of the bottle before coming in to dull the pain.

Poor lady deserves 10 times what she makes.

Imagine having your nut sac waxed?????

[alexISthrowed]

The lady that gives brazilians to my wife says she also has many male clients who get the same.

She says they'll sit in the car before appt and slam crown out of the bottle before coming in to dull the pain.

Poor lady deserves 10 times what she makes.

Imagine having your nut sac waxed?????

**** that! I used to always shave my whole body all the time but this winter I'm just hairy as shit. My gf pulls like 3 inch hairs off my back. I'll shave in the summer though. For the last few years I've been enjoying being a young single man on grams of gear but I have to say I forgot what having guaranteed ***** without any effort whatsoever felt like. I'd never wax my nutsack, I just trim everything short. I'm so hairy it would look weird to shave. I know what it's like to go to those extremes to look good so you can pull the finest randoms, but it gets tiresome. I get awesome sex every night without having to shave every other day and making sure I get my haircut every week. I can wear sweat pants and a dirty work shirt and get *****. No filter on this guy when he's drunk! Lololll

[alexISthrowed]

Spending my sat night drinking alone and writing too much on the forum. What a life.

[lovbyts]

How can you write to much on the forum? Drinking alone sucks. Only time I do that is if I need a little help getting to sleep then it's only one otherwise it's only while watching movies with friends.

Make sure the drink doesn't get the best of you. Holidays can be hard for some but we all need to make the most out of our time/day. I can guarantee this Christmas is not going to be exactly what I had hopped for in many ways. Hmmm I'm thinking I may need to buy some more Rum before Tuesday.

[alexISthrowed]

Haha I don't normally drink alone but I'm bored, I don't really drink too much.

[lovbyts]

Good to hear, just watchn out for a brother so to speak. Obviously nothing wrong with throwing one back once in a while.

[alexISthrowed]

Good to hear, just watchn out for a brother so to speak. Obviously nothing wrong with throwing one back once in a while.

I hear ya man!

[DSM4Life]

I need to talk to dsm or sholva, I'm sure they know a few tricks for getting large things in tight places. I also wanna know if your gay do you like chicks buttholes? Cause I've seen my own butthole and it's disgusting but girls butt holes are so clean and inviting looking. Do gay guys shave there butts then get that there anal bleaching? I'm glad I don't have to worry about my own butt hole. Shaving your crack is awesome for the first day then you get 3 days of hell. I shouldn't drink.

I've had my fun with girls balloonknots.
I don't shave my butt or bleach it.

[Zodiac82]

I've had my fun with girls balloonknots.
I don't shave my butt or bleach it.

lol balloonknots....ima use that one

[alexISthrowed]

I've had my fun with girls balloonknots.
I don't shave my butt or bleach it.

Lol! Thanks for your insight!

[DCI]

Watching the valleys here, the welsh version of jersey shore, they are a bit special.

[calgarian]

Watching the valleys here, the welsh version of jersey shore, they are a bit special.

hey dweeb got a girl now? with this post i m guessing not

[alexISthrowed]

Got in an argument with the girl tonight. Nothing serious. After 3 years of fvcking with girls my age it's so refreshing to date someone who is on my level maturity wise. My girlfriend is 24 almost 25 and the difference between her and your average 20-22 year old is stupid. The past summer most of the buttwhores I've pulled have been from the bar though. Not a good place to meet a keeper.

[lovbyts]

You go it backwards. By the early 20s they think they have it figured out and want to prove they are smarter than you. Get them young and raise them right so they know you are the dominant one and they still look up to you, adore you. Once they outgrow that trade them for another younger one.

[wh1spa]

You go it backwards. By the early 20s they think they have it figured out and want to prove they are smarter than you. Get them young and raise them right so they know you are the dominant one and they still look up to you, adore you. Once they outgrow that trade them for another younger one.

LOL only you lovbyts

[alexISthrowed]

You go it backwards. By the early 20s they think they have it figured out and want to prove they are smarter than you. Get them young and raise them right so they know you are the dominant one and they still look up to you, adore you. Once they outgrow that trade them for another younger one.

Hahaha. This girl worships the ground I walk on. I don't catch feelings easy but this girl is an obvious keeper. People rush into things too much, I've just been enjoying life and stumbled upon this chick. Didn't even try to make a move it just happened. She has worked at the front desk of the gym the whole time I've been there and I never said more than hi. I was attracted to her but I'm attracted to a lot of girls, I can't hit on em all. Saw her out one night, bought her a drink and talked a little. Lifted with her the next day and hung out with her that night. I mean she has me on here talking like I have my first crush in elementary school. I should check my e2 levels. I'm young but I've learned a thing or 2 about woman. I can be around this one and actually enjoy myself. Normally it's just trying to hold myself together long enough to get in their pants.

[calgarian]

You go it backwards. By the early 20s they think they have it figured out and want to prove they are smarter than you. Get them young and raise them right so they know you are the dominant one and they still look up to you, adore you. Once they outgrow that trade them for another younger one.

what if you get older woman and get her to worship you? what would you call it?

[lovbyts]

Ive had a few who were like that, worshiped the ground I walked on literally but I keep trading them for ones who are more of a challenge. Idiot.... lol

Man when that happens and you feel that way about someone it's great especially when it's goes both ways. I just sent a short back and forth via FB with and ex from Thailand who was/is like a drug to me. There was/is just something about her that gets my blood boiling but I also acted like I was on drugs around her and was a fumbling/bumbling idiot and trying to move at the speed of light so I sort of scared her off. Hate it when that happens. lol

[lovbyts]

what if you get older woman and get her to worship you? what would you call it?

A bonus as long as she has a hot daughter of age.

[rooftop]

You go it backwards. By the early 20s they think they have it figured out and want to prove they are smarter than you. Get them young and raise them right so they know you are the dominant one and they still look up to you, adore you. Once they outgrow that trade them for another younger one.

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[calgarian]

A bonus as long as she has a hot daughter of age.

ha ha...you have to be top of your game in order to achieve that and why i knew you will have a smart ass remark like that

[lovbyts]

ha ha...you have to be top of your game in order to achieve that and why i knew you will have a smart ass remark like that

Unfortunately it's still on my bucket list.

[calgarian]

Unfortunately it's still on my bucket list.

older woman with younger daughter????? or just older woman?

[lovbyts]

older woman with younger daughter????? or just older woman?

LOL No believe it or not I have had older women, yes older than me but I was MUCH younger then, Teens or before.
Mother/daughter is on my bucket list but the mother still needs to be considerably younger than me and that's easily doable.

[calgarian]

LOL No believe it or not I have had older women, yes older than me but I was MUCH younger then, Teens or before.
Mother/daughter is on my bucket list but the mother still needs to be considerably younger than me and that's easily doable.

whatever float your boat.

[alexISthrowed]

Ive had a few who were like that, worshiped the ground I walked on literally but I keep trading them for ones who are more of a challenge. Idiot.... lol

Man when that happens and you feel that way about someone it's great especially when it's goes both ways. I just sent a short back and forth via FB with and ex from Thailand who was/is like a drug to me. There was/is just something about her that gets my blood boiling but I also acted like I was on drugs around her and was a fumbling/bumbling idiot and trying to move at the speed of light so I sort of scared her off. Hate it when that happens. lol

Ive had enough challenges, I just don't have the patience haha. I went for mainly crazy girls for a while but it wore me out. I have a few mutual friends with this girl and they all say she's hard to get. She has good morals and when I met her she hadn't had sex in a year even though she's seen a few guys. I would have been skeptical but my friends backed it up. I had sex with her exactly a week after meeting her. The crazy amount of blood on my dick supported her claim. She was even seeing some guy from the gym before me and he got nothing but denial and blue balls apparently. I shocked a lot of people by breaking that year run in a week. She went a year and then slept with her first juice head, I changed her life. After we first had sex she didn't cum for some reason and told me she had only had an orgasm a handful of times besides from doing it herself. I shattered that record in a week. Took me a few times, she's tricky, but now it's 2-3 times every time. Crazy full body twitching, dick strangling orgasms. I'm not surprised, I know I'm a beast, but it feels good. Out of all the girls I've been with this girl is the hardest to get off! I have my technique down now. I know I'd be good natural but 700mg of test and some masteron turns good into god like. Oh and if my long rambling posts seem out of the ordinary I'm trying adderall for ADHD. It definitely helps me concentrate on one thing and finish tasks but I won't be taking it daily as prescribed. It murders my dick and I don't like force feeding. If I could eat and have sex on it I'd take it everyday. With the sides I can't see myself taking it more than a few times a month. Even on all this test my dick is dead and all shriveled up like a toddler in a pool. I tried 20mg of cialis and got a halfy.

[alexISthrowed]

How adderall is legal and prescribed with such little effort is beyond me. We used to blow adderall all day in hs and I just got tweaked out. Taking the prescribed dose is effective but the stuff is still powerful as hell. I rarely drink and haven't touched rec drugs since hs, I find I don't like an altered state of consciousness anymore. Even taking adderall as prescribed messes me up a bit.

[lovbyts]

Ive never tried adderall, I have Vyvance and oh damn, mix that with a couple of cups of coffee and go....

Sounds like a keeper. Hopefully she does not turn crazy like so many do. lol