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    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
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    Demented whores?

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    Dukk dukk goose!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I had a tank-slapper once during a race which scared the shit out of me. Went that same day and dropped $400.00 on a good damper.
    Yeah that's no fun. My damper you can just re-oil. Feels a million times better.

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    Here!!!!!

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    Morning all.

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    Everytime I look at this bike, I find more things I need to fix to make it fit my standards.

    Sigh

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Everytime I look at this bike, I find more things I need to fix to make it fit my standards.

    Sigh
    $$$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    $$$$$
    Yep. Good news is... helmet just came in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    $$$$$
    Double post of death!

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    Fits like a condom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Fits like a condom
    too small?

    Nice lid

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    Mornin whores

    V day

    sex for everyone

    except Ender, haha

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    i have one, and have no idea if it fits

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin whores

    V day

    sex for everyone

    except Ender, haha
    I hope you have jinxed yourself.

    and as soon as I can sign up to facebook and find you; I will set up a profile as a hot chick and claim to be pregnate with your baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

    I hope you have jinxed yourself.

    and as soon as I can sign up to facebook and find you; I will set up a profile as a hot chick and claim to be pregnate with your baby.
    bahahahaha that was good

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    still laughing

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    I'll bang with a GoPro

    it'll be almost like you're gettin laid

    haha

    I kid

    nothin but love for ya

    sending a few hookers your way

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    My name will be Belinda. I will post pictures of myself naked and claim they are you while you were banging me.

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    lol I have a gopro and never thought about that. My old lady would shit if I showed up naked with a helmet mount and started chasing her

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    it would probably look like a bad episode of cops.

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    I have a Contour action cam.

    Got it before Go Pro became all the rage.

    Ive never used it. Ill have to slap it on the helmet for some rides.

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    3 members 5 guests...

    There must be a 'two can dine for 9.99' sale at McDonalds..

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    Mickey, mickey, hes so fine, hes so fine he blows my mind!

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    Dukkitdalaw the law, and the law won..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Dukkitdalaw the law, and the law won..
    Only once or twice.

    I got away with a lot more than they know about.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Only once or twice.

    I got away with a lot more than they know about.

    lol
    So i hear. Ive read a few of your stories..classic! lol

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    Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce;
    special orders don't upset us.
    All we ask is that you let us serve it your way...

    We can serve your broiled beef Whopper
    fresh with everything on topper.
    Anyway you think is proper; have it your way...

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    FYI, last time i was in the big house i did my last three wks in the hole. I was on a work release and when i returned each day i was sent to the bullpen. But in order to keep tabs on me as i was considered a risk of being a mule, they informed me one day upon my return that i was being sent from GP and housed in PC! I dont think so jack! So i told them they better send in a medic with me to tend to the injured. I reasoned that taking someone form GP and placing them in PC was like sending a fox into a hen house!

    They ended up putting me in the hole for my duration. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce;
    special orders don't upset us.
    All we ask is that you let us serve it your way...

    We can serve your broiled beef Whopper
    fresh with everything on topper.
    Anyway you think is proper; have it your way...
    Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, all on a sesame seed bun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    So i hear. Ive read a few of your stories..classic! lol
    Ill have to send you an autographed bail bond receipt.

    I love my fans!!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    FYI, last time i was in the big house i did my last three wks in the hole. I was on a work release and when i returned each day i was sent to the bullpen. But in order to keep tabs on me as i was considered a risk of being a mule, they informed me one day upon my return that i was being sent from GP and housed in PC! I dont think so jack! So i told them they better send in a medic with me to tend to the injured. I reasoned that taking someone form GP and placing them in PC was like sending a fox into a hen house!

    They ended up putting me in the hole for my duration. lol
    I spent some time in the hole.

    Shit throwing and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Ill have to send you an autographed bail bond receipt.

    I love my fans!!

    lol
    And ill send you my authentic and original jailhouse issue shirt. Yes i walked out with it on..lol I changed my clothes and kept the shirt. (blue long sleeve v neck with one pocket for the tobacco pouch - early 80's)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    And ill send you my authentic and original jailhouse issue shirt. Yes i walked out with it on..lol I changed my clothes and kept the shirt. (blue long sleeve v neck with one pocket for the tobacco pouch - early 80's)
    hahahaha

    Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I spent some time in the hole.

    Shit throwing and all.
    Thankfully we're a little more civilized up here..lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Thankfully we're a little more civilized up here..lol!
    Not down here man.

    Fukkers be literally flinging their shit through the bars across to other cell doors.

    Or at the guards.

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    Hello


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