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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic View Post
    went to try and get the shrimp smell out of my truck today

    damn personal carpet cleaner was out of order.

    funny though, i woke up and went outside this morning and there was a cat sitting on my truck looking in

    wondering what the great smell was
    i have shrimp boots!

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    I shaved my balls last night.

    Finally.

    Now my dick looks big again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I shaved my balls last night.

    Finally.

    Now my dick looks big again.
    Hmmm maybe I should try that

    doesn't it itch when it grows back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Hmmm maybe I should try that

    doesn't it itch when it grows back?
    No

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    i always seem to miss a spot when shaving

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Hmmm maybe I should try that

    doesn't it itch when it grows back?
    never itches for me

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    Gotta find suspenders for my halloween costume.

    Salvation Army... here I come!

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    shave with razor or clippers?

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    I just had brownies.

    Ill burn them off during leg day.

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    Shave my nuts with my beard trimmer.

    Use the guard on the nuts.

    Watch the skin folds.

    Youll bleed like a mofo if you knick yourself.

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    i am home alone today

    maybe i'll surprise wife

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    Heard you are starting a log duk

    gear log

    training log

    diet log

    pickup log?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    i am home alone today

    maybe i'll surprise wife
    Do it up!

    Just make sure she dont think you did it for some youngin!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Heard you are starting a log duk

    gear log

    training log

    diet log

    pickup log?
    Thinking about it, yep.

    It would include diet, training, and gear.

    And whatever else anyone wants.

    Im easy.


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    Going old school at work!

    Busting out a typewriter!

    TR, looks a little more advanced than your chisel and stone!

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    Got my yerba mate tea steeping.

    Getting my gymface on!

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    Holy cow ragin!

    Whats thats old brick doing out?

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    CRAP! i thought this was going to be full of pics!!! >:-C

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juced_porkchop View Post
    CRAP! i thought this was going to be full of pics!!! >:-C
    If you search..

    theres quite a few pics throughout the 1,816 pages.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Holy cow ragin!

    Whats thats old brick doing out?
    we are using an old generic lease form and it requires it to be typed!

    trying to scan it in and convert it to a word doc, but it just isn't working out like i want!

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    Got my new brake pads and air filter.

    Waiting on my muffler.

    Then I should pass inspection.

    *crosses fingers*

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    i think my starter is going on my truck

    all these problems and it isnt even paid for yet

    i've roughly put about 3g's into it

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    Cars... cant live without em. Cant blow em up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Got my new brake pads and air filter.

    Waiting on my muffler.

    Then I should pass inspection.

    *crosses fingers*
    fingers crossed

    hey dukk, maybe coming that way in december to watch my friend coach the eagles

    def gonna hit ya up if i book the trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Cars... cant live without em. Cant blow em up.
    i beg to differ

    i blew up my engine on my Z71!

    and C-4!

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    Drive by whoring

    Got busy at work today

    Boss is gone tomorrow

    movie/whore day

    gonna be movin up in the House ranks

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    Lodi dodi

    we likes to party

    we don't cause trouble

    we don't botha nobody

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    kickball tonight!

    my little bro is in town so i am gonna show him some drunk houston coeds

    i love boobs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    Lodi dodi

    we likes to party

    we don't cause trouble

    we don't botha nobody
    We're, just some niggaz who're on the mic

    And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)

    For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health

    Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

    Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy condition

    Which we create, cuz that's our mission

    So listen close, to what we say

    Because this types of shit happens every-day

    I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morin

    I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
    went to the bathroom to wash up

    I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup

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    I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

    We used to roll around and **** the hoes at night

    Tight than a mother****er with the gangsta beats

    And we was ballin' on the mother****ing Compton streets

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    o shit son

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    With so much drama in the L-B-C
    It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
    But I, somehow, some way
    Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
    May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
    And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
    Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
    Cause my momma ain't home
    I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
    And, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
    So what you wanna do, sheeeit
    I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
    So turn off the lights and close the doors
    But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
    So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
    G's up, hoes down, while you mother****ers bounce to this

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    whats up sluts
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    damn axx never took you for a rap guy

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    whats up gix. havnt seen you here in awhile

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    Brother I use to have 2 12" subs behind a S10

    I bumped to all that stuff back in the day

    I like old school not new school

    Bone Thugs in Harmony was my favorite

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    I'm not use to seeing Gix avi-less

    I understand tho brother

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    now you can see me now u dont
    BTW I shave my balls with safety razor and the surrounding area too....never itches but i got complains cause of the short hair pokes in the surrounding area while humping if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    Brother I use to have 2 12" subs behind a S10

    I bumped to all that stuff back in the day

    I like old school not new school

    Bone Thugs in Harmony was my favorite
    Lol man I use to listen to bone thugs all the time

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    Please turn the music down. I will not hesitate to call the cops. It's after 9 already.

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