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    I have an announcement to make...



    I can ride my bike with no handlebars!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    Oh whore house how I have missed you

    Have you missed me??

    I had to sit down for a meeting this morning with the IAFF local so us fireman can form a union

    Also had to sit down with a hottiebox about doing commercials on the radio for the supp store

    They want me to do the actual recording for the commercial, lol

    Guess I will
    You're gonna be famous!! Look at you gonna be on the radio. Congrats man.

    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I have an announcement to make...



    I can ride my bike with no handlebars!!!
    You get a recumbent?

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    nope. just singing.

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    Any whores around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I have an announcement to make...



    I can ride my bike with no handlebars!!!
    Look at you, look at you...so good to be alive!

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    Did Dec11 get banned? Havent seen him around...

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    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    Look at me, look at me
    hands in the air like it's good to be
    ALIVE
    and I'm a famous rapper
    even when the paths're all crookedy
    I can show you how to do-si-do
    I can show you how to scratch a record
    I can take apart the remote control
    And I can almost put it back together
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
    I can tell you about Leif Ericson
    I know all the words to "De Colores"
    And "I'm Proud to be an American"
    Me and my friend saw a platypus
    Me and my friend made a comic book
    And guess how long it took
    I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

    I can keep rhythm with no metronome
    No metronome
    No metronome

    I can see your face on the telephone
    On the telephone
    On the telephone

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Just called to say that it's good to be
    ALIVE
    In such a small world
    All curled up with a book to read
    I can make money open up a thrift store
    I can make a living off a magazine
    I can design an engine sixty four
    Miles to a gallon of gasoline
    I can make new antibiotics
    I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
    I know how to run a business
    And I can make you wanna buy a product
    Movers shakers and producers
    Me and my friends understand the future
    I see the strings that control the systems
    I can do anything with no assistance
    I can lead a nation with a microphone
    With a microphone
    With a microphone
    I can split the atoms of a molecule
    Of a molecule
    Of a molecule

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Driving and I won't stop
    And it feels so good to be
    Alive and on top
    My reach is global
    My tower secure
    My cause is noble
    My power is pure
    I can hand out a million vaccinations
    Or let'em all die in exasperation
    Have'em all healed of their lacerations
    Have'em all killed by assassination
    I can make anybody go to prison
    Just because I don't like'em and
    I can do anything with no permission
    I have it all under my command
    I can guide a missile by satellite
    By satellite
    By satellite
    and I can hit a target through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    and I can end the planet in a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handle bars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Did Dec11 get banned? Havent seen him around...
    What like a 2nd banning lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Did Dec11 get banned? Havent seen him around...
    wondring the same thing

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    I think dukkit has him in his basement...

    It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars

    Look at me, look at me
    hands in the air like it's good to be
    ALIVE
    and I'm a famous rapper
    even when the paths're all crookedy
    I can show you how to do-si-do
    I can show you how to scratch a record
    I can take apart the remote control
    And I can almost put it back together
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
    I can tell you about Leif Ericson
    I know all the words to "De Colores"
    And "I'm Proud to be an American"
    Me and my friend saw a platypus
    Me and my friend made a comic book
    And guess how long it took
    I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

    I can keep rhythm with no metronome
    No metronome
    No metronome

    I can see your face on the telephone
    On the telephone
    On the telephone

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Just called to say that it's good to be
    ALIVE
    In such a small world
    All curled up with a book to read
    I can make money open up a thrift store
    I can make a living off a magazine
    I can design an engine sixty four
    Miles to a gallon of gasoline
    I can make new antibiotics
    I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
    I know how to run a business
    And I can make you wanna buy a product
    Movers shakers and producers
    Me and my friends understand the future
    I see the strings that control the systems
    I can do anything with no assistance
    I can lead a nation with a microphone
    With a microphone
    With a microphone
    I can split the atoms of a molecule
    Of a molecule
    Of a molecule

    Look at me
    Look at me
    Driving and I won't stop
    And it feels so good to be
    Alive and on top
    My reach is global
    My tower secure
    My cause is noble
    My power is pure
    I can hand out a million vaccinations
    Or let'em all die in exasperation
    Have'em all healed of their lacerations
    Have'em all killed by assassination
    I can make anybody go to prison
    Just because I don't like'em and
    I can do anything with no permission
    I have it all under my command
    I can guide a missile by satellite
    By satellite
    By satellite
    and I can hit a target through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    Through a telescope
    and I can end the planet in a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust
    In a holocaust

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handle bars
    No handlebars

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars
    No handlebars
    No handlebars
    Frank..I know you had to have cut and pasted those lyrics!

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    ahh no i just made them up thank u

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    ahh no i just made them up thank u
    Hah..I just was going to be a bit concerned if you knew them by memory lol

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    i just ate a hole meatloaf

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    i just ate a hole meatloaf
    Whole.

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    mom meatloaf....fvck. i never know what shes doing in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13
    i just ate a hole meatloaf
    Whole??

    Bahahahahaha

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    f u guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13
    f u guys
    That's not nice Frank

    Was it a turkey bacon meatloaf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    That's not nice Frank

    Was it a turkey bacon meatloaf??
    s o r r y yea a meatloaf rapped in turkey bacon

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    bacon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13

    s o r r y yea a meatloaf rapped in turkey bacon
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13

    s o r r y yea a meatloaf rapped in turkey bacon
    Your meatloaf can rap?

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    obviously that was a joke

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    dahh

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Don't really have high hopes for it

    he's on trt n claims it did wonders for his libido

    research doesn't really support this so far

    but figured, what the hell, why not
    If you're not deficient it won't help. I took DHEA for a few months a while back and couldn't tell any difference.

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    the prostate threadchode logan is your dadcrime paysdan = mooseman's bitchdan lvs big bitchesdukk likes to fukkdukks threadghetto is a sexy bitch...i can hardly waiti like chickenim708 can't take a jokekatmanic= tap dancing dinglemanicc = bitch squatermoose is kingmr rose = manics bitchmr.rose is fuking sexysigman is sexy as a mofostats 5'9 380lbs 39%bfsuck my choda poptag this...this thread sucks dickv is owning as usualwar is a whore!who fukkin cares..
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    Morning whores

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    Morning nasty hoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Morning nasty hoes!
    hey, bro, where's the other avi? that one shows off your physique much better..

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    hey, bro, where's the other avi? that one shows off your physique much better..
    I wanted to represent the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard that is helping me with this cutting cycle.

    PP blizzards EOD and 750 mg tren (best cutter available)

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    Finally shaved my balls last night.

    Clean as a whistle.

    Dick looks so much bigger again.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Finally shaved my balls last night.

    Clean as a whistle.

    Dick looks so much bigger again.

    lol
    Pics or it....nevermind, forget I said that

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    Mornin whores

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    Sup sup Jasc!
    How was your night?

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    good morning sun flower seeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Sup sup Jasc!
    How was your night?
    Mornin brotha

    was good

    killed it last night at the gym

    also ate almost a dozen pumpkin cookies that the gf made

    Mmmmm

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    I scrubbed all the floors in my apartment.

    Hands and knees type scrubbing.

    Nana is coming over tonight for dinner and to meet the puppy.

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