dukkits international house o whores

[calgarian]

hey f/u lol. i choose not to get any!

thats what every loser says

didnt u miss me

[Standby]

see ya OL.

and ya i did miss ya but all these rude comments, its 2am here im stuck at work and this is what i get...

[calgarian]

see ya OL.

and ya i did miss ya but all these rude comments, its 2am here im stuck at work and this is what i get...

atleast u r getting something

[Standby]

haha well actually im not "getting" anything lol

[calgarian]

haha well actually im not "getting" anything lol

i meant rude comments

[Standby]

lol i know what you meant, if you make jokes about yourself for some reason it makes you feel better lol, thats what i was attempting lol

[Standby]

lol sometimes i read this stuff on this site where ppl post something about there day that was a "fvck my life" moment and i found this one pretty funny wanted to share it with you cal

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. I sat listening in the other room as he asked, "So... how about I take that pain in the ass daughter off your hands?" Then they both laughed. FML

[Standby]

and another lol

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

[Standby]

lol this one is for you cal, ever have a experience like this?

Today, my boyfriend decided he wanted to show me how strong he is by putting me over his shoulder. When he tried, he fell over backwards and dropped me on my face. FML

[Standby]

lol this is my attempt at a different kind of whoring lol

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

[Standby]

Today, I realized my girlfriend forgot her red bra on my bed after leaving my house. I smelled it, and it smelled great, which gave me a spontaneous erection. I quickly hid it when my mom entered the room. She came to ask me if I'd seen where she left her red bra. FML

[Standby]

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet? I want to have sex." FML

[calgarian]

ok kid i have to u 4 some whores talk to u soon...ok take care

[Standby]

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. While we were fooling around, he said "Tell me you're my soulmate." Touched, I looked at him lovingly and told him that of course I was his soulmate. He said "Huh?" I repeated it. There was silence for a moment and then he said "I said slut, not soulmate." FML

[Standby]

ok kid i have to u 4 some whores talk to u soon...ok take care

alright have a good vaca bro

talk to you later

[Standby]

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

[Standby]

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

[Standby]

lol im not 100% if all these are real but some are so funny i hope they are

[Standby]

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

[Standby]

ha!

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

[Standby]

i just want to make it clear im getting these off a website if anyone bothers to read them. i am not gay

[Standby]

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

[Nicotine]

i know this is the post whore thread.

but one line quotes from a website every 1.5 mins..?

really?....

i know you wanna get your post count up..but g0d damn

[Standby]

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

[Nicotine]

this thread now sucks.

[Standby]

i find them funny, thought i would share. i dont actually care about my post count. i post in here because i like the ppl. and right now im bored as fvck at work

[Standby]

this thread now sucks.

goodbye then. nice talking to you

[Nicotine]

goodbye then. nice talking to you

too bad i can't say the same....since we never really talked...it was all just copy/paste nonsence.

[Standby]

too bad i can't say the same....since we never really talked...it was all just copy/paste nonsence.

you never even tried to strike up a convo, just started by flaming

[Nicotine]

that's cuz im a flamer.

[Skyler]

Its true, I recently discovered he is gay

[stack_it]

that's cuz im a flamer.

Lmao

[stack_it]

Its true, I recently discovered he is gay

So your like christopher Columbus on a voyage to discover unmapped anus? Did you stick your "flag" in him to declare your discovery?

[stack_it]

Standby check out textsfromlastnight.com

[MaNiCC]

Does this smell like chloroform?

Nicotine no flaming in this thread


Morning you filthy bastards

[Ernst]

Ether maybe, chloroform, no.

[Mr.Rose]

chloroform is fun. I never tried it myself but i watched a lab friend go really really dizzy on it. bahaha.

Sup whores.

Manicc Pm is like 5-10.

[stack_it]

Does this smell like chloroform?

Nicotine no flaming in this thread


Morning you filthy bastards

Hahah

This is not a good morning tho. I went out Monday night and was hungover all day yesterday. I only got a couple hours sleep. I've been at work since 7pm and won't get home til 5am and have to be back for a ten hour shift at 8am.FML lol

[Ernst]

I get to leave later for the girlfriend's family reunion. Time to meet people. Whee. Too bad her sister's total douchebag boyfriend isn't coming. I'd look extra good next to a fat, bald, alcoholic ass who never pays for anything.

Somebody chloroform me lol.

[stack_it]

Sounds like your excited lol. Jäger will work when chloroform is unavailable.