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10-05-2009, 11:38 AM #7761
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dude....if anal play hurt why in hell would i do it?
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so what your saying is that cruises are ****fests? Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 11:39 AM #7762
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ok well....see when i get laid...there are things i like to do....like eat her out....and dental dams are ****ing retarded.....boop std....then i'm ****ed for life Originally Posted by calgarian
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10-05-2009, 11:41 AM #7763
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here is a pic of her with her hubby
I don't blame her for straying lolLast edited by Kratos; 10-05-2009 at 12:17 PM.
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10-05-2009, 11:41 AM #7764
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i'm curious...do they have like a store of condoms on board that encompasses an entire room?? or sex toys for checkout or something?
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10-05-2009, 11:42 AM #7765
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hmmm there's lots creepy bout that guy.....the whole....hair thing for starts.... Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 11:42 AM #7766
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if I knocked her up, I would have done her a favor Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
her hubby has low count and motility and has failed to get it done
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10-05-2009, 11:43 AM #7767
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maybe somehow i can see that and that's why he looks creepy Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 11:44 AM #7768
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nah, he's creepy cause he's creepy Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
he's 10 years older then her and gross
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10-05-2009, 11:45 AM #7769
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who actually MARRIES someone 10 years older than them?? Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 11:50 AM #7770
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Loads of people rhul what planet are you on?? Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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10-05-2009, 11:52 AM #7771
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well, I think it has to do with that he has a decent job and she doesn't...he's a phama rep but is planning on quiting soon to open an ice cream store...in Up-state NY. Needless to say it's causing tension. They've been in marriage counceling since before they tied the knot lol. Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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10-05-2009, 11:53 AM #7772
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his plan is that a baby will solve everything. Nothing says owned like another man paying your child support.
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10-05-2009, 11:54 AM #7773
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Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
maybe cause u were suppose to hang out with ur milf who u said likes to anal fist u..
then u also said u were waiting on ur new butt plugs..
now i know im going out on a limb here, but those things could lead to anal pain...
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10-05-2009, 11:54 AM #7774
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Earth? i dunno....i could MAYBE see it....but i wouldn't prefer it...i want her to be my equal...so like 5 years either way would be my max Originally Posted by sigman roid
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10-05-2009, 11:56 AM #7775
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ewww...ruhl you been strethching out that corn hole again. You're gonna end up in diapers you know? Originally Posted by Mooseman33
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10-05-2009, 11:59 AM #7776
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Thank you Moose need i say more..lol Originally Posted by Mooseman33
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10-05-2009, 12:01 PM #7777
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the married chick is 30, and so am I and she still looks good Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
but most girls look awful by the time they're my age
chances are you won't meet a chick by 30 so you'll be forced to go younger not to hurl on her in bed.
17-26 are the hott years and that's it
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10-05-2009, 12:02 PM #7778
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married chick works out 2x per day though
when her and her other half were dating he was going to the gym with her
now he's just interested in eating ice cream
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10-05-2009, 12:05 PM #7779
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not really Originally Posted by Mooseman33
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10-05-2009, 12:06 PM #7780
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rofl Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 12:07 PM #7781
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you guys have some funny ideas about all this....things close back up....just like when you take a shit....ur asshole hang open after ur shit? i didn't think so Originally Posted by Kratos
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10-05-2009, 12:09 PM #7782
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omg i got 33k posts
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10-05-2009, 12:15 PM #7783
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10-05-2009, 12:21 PM #7784
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no, it byoc and sex toys Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
if you pack condoms and clean underwear, that's all you need
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10-05-2009, 12:28 PM #7785
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Loss of control over the bowels, though rare according to some, is thought to be a valid concern[39] and is reported to be caused by repeated injury, or by the insertion of large objects,[40] or simply by regular anal sex, which "leads to internal sphincter dilation and soiling."[41] Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
A 1993 study published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine found that fourteen out of a sample of forty men receiving anal intercourse experienced episodes of frequent anal incontinence.[42] However, a 1997 study published in the American Journal of Gastroenterology found no difference in levels of incontinence between homosexual men who engaged in anal sex and heterosexual men who did not, and criticised the earlier study for its inclusion of flatulence in its definition of incontinence.[43]
Dr. Jack Morin recommended kegel exercises to prevent loss of muscle tone from anal fisting or insertion of large objects in a presentation of clinical aspects of anal sexuality, delivered at the 1998 joint conference of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality and the American Association of Sex Educators. He added, however, that he had never personally observed "loosening" in any of his patients[44].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Physical_damage
that's just regular butt sex, which is much less risky then what you are into...yeah it happens, sry.
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10-05-2009, 12:30 PM #7786
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you just quoted a bunch of things saying i'm right...
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10-05-2009, 12:31 PM #7787
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more immediatly you can plan on generalized ano-rectal trauma, hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and rectal prolapse.
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10-05-2009, 12:34 PM #7788
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u are going to be one loose ass crazy mofo ruhl.. Originally Posted by Kratos
do u do kegel excercise ruhl? if not, u may want to start....
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10-05-2009, 12:35 PM #7789
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what I read is...it's rare but it happens Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
you read "I'm right"
you're a thick skulled moron
any chance of me loosing my ass in public is too much risk
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10-05-2009, 02:16 PM #7790
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i just wanna be loved
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10-05-2009, 02:42 PM #7791
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all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...
good luck ruhl
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10-05-2009, 02:52 PM #7792
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I can so relate to that...... Originally Posted by Skully44420
all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...
good luck ruhl
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10-05-2009, 02:59 PM #7793
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i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?
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10-05-2009, 03:00 PM #7794
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bullshit Originally Posted by Skully44420
all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...
good luck ruhl
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10-05-2009, 03:01 PM #7795
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i just ate a steak the size of my face....
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10-05-2009, 03:01 PM #7796
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i think they all love anal as long as their not prudes and are introduced to it correctly and in a gentle way Originally Posted by Skully44420
i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?
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10-05-2009, 03:06 PM #7797
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i wanna know how many diesel Eddie Bauer Excursions were made in blue....anyone know how to look up such a thing?
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10-05-2009, 03:10 PM #7798
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not bullshit...it got easier to get in everytime Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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10-05-2009, 03:14 PM #7799
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remember Originally Posted by Skully44420
i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?
its easier to ask for forgiveness then permission.....
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10-05-2009, 03:18 PM #7800
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that's her body adapting.....it knows to get loose for the cock after a couple times....like muscle memory Originally Posted by Skully44420
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