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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Just thought you might have been fisting yourself thats all..lol
    dude....if anal play hurt why in hell would i do it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    that girl in the red bikini, oh yes, I did
    that girl in the last pic with her arm around me...she's been married for less then a year...oh yes, I did...that was my mini cruise relationship...3 nights in a row
    so what your saying is that cruises are ****fests?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no it doesnt if u know how to do it......
    ok well....see when i get laid...there are things i like to do....like eat her out....and dental dams are ****ing retarded.....boop std....then i'm ****ed for life

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    here is a pic of her with her hubby
    I don't blame her for straying lol
    Last edited by Kratos; 10-05-2009 at 12:17 PM.

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    i'm curious...do they have like a store of condoms on board that encompasses an entire room?? or sex toys for checkout or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    here is a pic of her with her hubby
    I don't blame her for straying lol
    hmmm there's lots creepy bout that guy.....the whole....hair thing for starts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    quantity yields STDs...possibly babies.....and many other BAD things
    if I knocked her up, I would have done her a favor
    her hubby has low count and motility and has failed to get it done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    if I knocked her up, I would have done her a favor
    her hubby has low count and motility and has failed to get it done
    maybe somehow i can see that and that's why he looks creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    maybe somehow i can see that and that's why he looks creepy
    nah, he's creepy cause he's creepy
    he's 10 years older then her and gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nah, he's creepy cause he's creepy
    he's 10 years older then her and gross
    who actually MARRIES someone 10 years older than them??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    who actually MARRIES someone 10 years older than them??
    Loads of people rhul what planet are you on??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    who actually MARRIES someone 10 years older than them??
    well, I think it has to do with that he has a decent job and she doesn't...he's a phama rep but is planning on quiting soon to open an ice cream store...in Up-state NY. Needless to say it's causing tension. They've been in marriage counceling since before they tied the knot lol.

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    his plan is that a baby will solve everything. Nothing says owned like another man paying your child support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    why would my ass hurt? i'm not following...

    maybe cause u were suppose to hang out with ur milf who u said likes to anal fist u..
    then u also said u were waiting on ur new butt plugs..

    now i know im going out on a limb here, but those things could lead to anal pain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Loads of people rhul what planet are you on??
    Earth? i dunno....i could MAYBE see it....but i wouldn't prefer it...i want her to be my equal...so like 5 years either way would be my max

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    maybe cause u were suppose to hang out with ur milf who u said likes to anal fist u..
    then u also said u were waiting on ur new butt plugs..

    now i know im going out on a limb here, but those things could lead to anal pain...
    ewww...ruhl you been strethching out that corn hole again. You're gonna end up in diapers you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    maybe cause u were suppose to hang out with ur milf who u said likes to anal fist u..
    then u also said u were waiting on ur new butt plugs..

    now i know im going out on a limb here, but those things could lead to anal pain...
    Thank you Moose need i say more..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    Earth? i dunno....i could MAYBE see it....but i wouldn't prefer it...i want her to be my equal...so like 5 years either way would be my max
    the married chick is 30, and so am I and she still looks good
    but most girls look awful by the time they're my age
    chances are you won't meet a chick by 30 so you'll be forced to go younger not to hurl on her in bed.

    17-26 are the hott years and that's it

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    married chick works out 2x per day though
    when her and her other half were dating he was going to the gym with her
    now he's just interested in eating ice cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    maybe cause u were suppose to hang out with ur milf who u said likes to anal fist u..
    then u also said u were waiting on ur new butt plugs..

    now i know im going out on a limb here, but those things could lead to anal pain...
    not really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    married chick works out 2x per day though
    when her and her other half were dating he was going to the gym with her
    now he's just interested in eating ice cream
    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ewww...ruhl you been strethching out that corn hole again. You're gonna end up in diapers you know?
    you guys have some funny ideas about all this....things close back up....just like when you take a shit....ur asshole hang open after ur shit? i didn't think so

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    omg i got 33k posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm curious...do they have like a store of condoms on board that encompasses an entire room?? or sex toys for checkout or something?
    no, it byoc and sex toys
    if you pack condoms and clean underwear, that's all you need

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you guys have some funny ideas about all this....things close back up....just like when you take a shit....ur asshole hang open after ur shit? i didn't think so
    Loss of control over the bowels, though rare according to some, is thought to be a valid concern[39] and is reported to be caused by repeated injury, or by the insertion of large objects,[40] or simply by regular anal sex, which "leads to internal sphincter dilation and soiling."[41]

    A 1993 study published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine found that fourteen out of a sample of forty men receiving anal intercourse experienced episodes of frequent anal incontinence.[42] However, a 1997 study published in the American Journal of Gastroenterology found no difference in levels of incontinence between homosexual men who engaged in anal sex and heterosexual men who did not, and criticised the earlier study for its inclusion of flatulence in its definition of incontinence.[43]

    Dr. Jack Morin recommended kegel exercises to prevent loss of muscle tone from anal fisting or insertion of large objects in a presentation of clinical aspects of anal sexuality, delivered at the 1998 joint conference of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality and the American Association of Sex Educators. He added, however, that he had never personally observed "loosening" in any of his patients[44].

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Physical_damage

    that's just regular butt sex, which is much less risky then what you are into...yeah it happens, sry.

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    you just quoted a bunch of things saying i'm right...

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    more immediatly you can plan on generalized ano-rectal trauma, hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and rectal prolapse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Loss of control over the bowels, though rare according to some, is thought to be a valid concern[39] and is reported to be caused by repeated injury, or by the insertion of large objects,[40] or simply by regular anal sex, which "leads to internal sphincter dilation and soiling."[41]

    A 1993 study published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine found that fourteen out of a sample of forty men receiving anal intercourse experienced episodes of frequent anal incontinence.[42] However, a 1997 study published in the American Journal of Gastroenterology found no difference in levels of incontinence between homosexual men who engaged in anal sex and heterosexual men who did not, and criticised the earlier study for its inclusion of flatulence in its definition of incontinence.[43]

    Dr. Jack Morin recommended kegel exercises to prevent loss of muscle tone from anal fisting or insertion of large objects in a presentation of clinical aspects of anal sexuality, delivered at the 1998 joint conference of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality and the American Association of Sex Educators. He added, however, that he had never personally observed "loosening" in any of his patients[44].

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Physical_damage

    that's just regular butt sex, which is much less risky then what you are into...yeah it happens, sry.
    u are going to be one loose ass crazy mofo ruhl..
    do u do kegel excercise ruhl? if not, u may want to start....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you just quoted a bunch of things saying i'm right...
    what I read is...it's rare but it happens
    you read "I'm right"
    you're a thick skulled moron
    any chance of me loosing my ass in public is too much risk

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    i just wanna be loved

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    all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...


    good luck ruhl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...


    good luck ruhl
    I can so relate to that......

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    i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    all my ex's that i reamed in the ass...and the fukkbuddies too...their assholes became looser and stayed loose after a few times...


    good luck ruhl
    bullshit

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    i just ate a steak the size of my face....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?
    i think they all love anal as long as their not prudes and are introduced to it correctly and in a gentle way

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    i wanna know how many diesel Eddie Bauer Excursions were made in blue....anyone know how to look up such a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    bullshit
    not bullshit...it got easier to get in everytime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    i think i have a new "victim" too...it's one of my ex gf's little sister LOL...her sister loved anal so she probably does too right?
    remember
    its easier to ask for forgiveness then permission.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    not bullshit...it got easier to get in everytime
    that's her body adapting.....it knows to get loose for the cock after a couple times....like muscle memory

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