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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    ello guvna. you're title always reminds me of a monster magnet song.
    Funny you say that.

    Each time i see Jasc's avi i think of that little space guy on Bugs Bunny, "Marvin the martian." You will likely remember him by his failed attempts to destroy earth with his "illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post

    Funny you say that.

    Each time i see Jasc's avi i think of that little space guy on Bugs Bunny, "Marvin the martian." You will likely remember him by his failed attempts to destroy earth with his "illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator."
    Bahahahaha

    You have a strong knowledge of Marvin

    Very impressive

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    Where's RC!!!

    I found my Father.

    I didnt get to meet him, he is out of town rebuilding NJ from hurricane sandy.

    But I met his wife and my half sister.

    Very surreal experience.

    I gave her my # to give to him.

    Lets see if he has the balls to call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Where's RC!!!

    I found my Father.

    I didnt get to meet him, he is out of town rebuilding NJ from hurricane sandy.

    But I met his wife and my half sister.

    Very surreal experience.

    I gave her my # to give to him.

    Lets see if he has the balls to call.
    You rang?

    Is she hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Where's RC!!!

    I found my Father.

    I didnt get to meet him, he is out of town rebuilding NJ from hurricane sandy.

    But I met his wife and my half sister.

    Very surreal experience.

    I gave her my # to give to him.

    Lets see if he has the balls to call.
    No shit!? What's your sister like? Do you two seem to have similar traits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Where's RC!!!

    I found my Father.

    I didnt get to meet him, he is out of town rebuilding NJ from hurricane sandy.

    But I met his wife and my half sister.

    Very surreal experience.

    I gave her my # to give to him.

    Lets see if he has the balls to call.
    That's awesome D!

    How'd the wife/sister react? That'd have to be awkward if they weren't aware.

    Hopefully you'll hear from him

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    Almost forgot,

    Mornin Whores

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    The sis is 13. Has my blue eyes and cheek bones.

    The wife had no idea he had a kid when he was younger.

    She was in shock of course.

    I had so many questions but she wasnt the person I wanted the answers from. So I asked a few to make sure he was the right guy, and gave her my # to give to him.

    I found out I had an Uncle, he passed away last year from an overdose. I know where my addictive side comes from now.

    But yeah... crazy.

    Even if he doesnt want to talk to me or get to know me.... He at least owes it to me to tell me if my grandparents are alive and if so I want to meet them.

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    So how are all my whores today?

    Rainy but warm here this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    The sis is 13. Has my blue eyes and cheek bones.

    The wife had no idea he had a kid when he was younger.

    She was in shock of course.

    I had so many questions but she wasnt the person I wanted the answers from. So I asked a few to make sure he was the right guy, and gave her my # to give to him.

    I found out I had an Uncle, he passed away last year from an overdose. I know where my addictive side comes from now.

    But yeah... crazy.

    Even if he doesnt want to talk to me or get to know me.... He at least owes it to me to tell me if my grandparents are alive and if so I want to meet them.
    YES he fvcking does.

    Brother I am very excited for ya. I have a pile of family that I have never met, I can understand the desire to see where things come from.

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    Hey Duk good news bro.


    Hope that sorts out well for ya.

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    Morning whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    The sis is 13. Has my blue eyes and cheek bones.

    The wife had no idea he had a kid when he was younger.

    She was in shock of course.

    I had so many questions but she wasnt the person I wanted the answers from. So I asked a few to make sure he was the right guy, and gave her my # to give to him.

    I found out I had an Uncle, he passed away last year from an overdose. I know where my addictive side comes from now.

    But yeah... crazy.

    Even if he doesnt want to talk to me or get to know me.... He at least owes it to me to tell me if my grandparents are alive and if so I want to meet them.
    i am glad that i could help ya out my man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    YES he fvcking does.

    Brother I am very excited for ya. I have a pile of family that I have never met, I can understand the desire to see where things come from.
    Seems we have more in common every day my brother. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Hey Duk good news bro.


    Hope that sorts out well for ya.
    Sup biker!!!
    Thanks for the well wishes.

    Hows you been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i am glad that i could help ya out my man!
    Youre the shit.

    Nuff said.

    I owe you big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Seems we have more in common every day my brother. lol


    Sup biker!!!
    Thanks for the well wishes.

    Hows you been?
    All good man, just counting the days I have left until death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    All good man, just counting the days I have left until death.
    Thats all you can do right?

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    We have dates for the biker run to Ohio?

    Think meeting in a whorehouse would be appropriate.

    Jasc or Ender... You guys finalize the location?

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    I listened to an interview with Mark Cuban on the Stern show the other day. That dude is an interesting MF. I found his attitude and stories compelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    We have dates for the biker run to Ohio?

    Think meeting in a whorehouse would be appropriate.

    Jasc or Ender... You guys finalize the location?
    Give me a date and time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I listened to an interview with Mark Cuban on the Stern show the other day. That dude is an interesting MF. I found his attitude and stories compelling.
    He owns some sports teams or something right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    We have dates for the biker run to Ohio?

    Think meeting in a whorehouse would be appropriate.

    Jasc or Ender... You guys finalize the location?
    hmm... If I knew of a house of ill repute in this area I would have VIP status there by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    He owns some sports teams or something right?
    yeah, he owns an NBA team out of texas. the Maverics I think. I don't follow pro sports.

    He made the bulk of his money by selling his .com business to yahoo for what ended up being 2.3 billion in yahoo stock. He cashed in all of his stock right before the .com crash. It was a perfectly executed move.
    He's got some good stories and a really interesting life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    yeah, he owns an NBA team out of texas. the Maverics I think. I don't follow pro sports.

    He made the bulk of his money by selling his .com business to yahoo for what ended up being 2.3 billion in yahoo stock. He cashed in all of his stock right before the .com crash. It was a perfectly executed move.
    He's got some good stories and a really interesting life.
    yup, dallas mavericks

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    I need a road trip

    maybe Daytona

    But after bike week, way too many bikers on bike week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I need a road trip

    maybe Daytona

    But after bike week, way too many bikers on bike week.
    I wanna come.

    If my bike ever gets on the road.

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    Bahahaha

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    who is that?

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    Tom Brady

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I wanna come.

    If my bike ever gets on the road.
    I'll stop by on my way down.

    I'm thinking March 23rd

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'll stop by on my way down.

    I'm thinking March 23rd
    Sweet. Hit me up man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Where's RC!!!

    I found my Father.

    I didnt get to meet him, he is out of town rebuilding NJ from hurricane sandy.

    But I met his wife and my half sister.

    Very surreal experience.

    I gave her my # to give to him.

    Lets see if he has the balls to call.
    Wow! Dude thats awesome! I cant believe the ol' RageCage was able to dig up your ol' man!?? Thats fukin crazy!

    Im super happy for you Dukkit! I hope this ends up on a positive note for you, regardless of the outcome.

    Good luck brother!

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    there is a fvcking dude in Q&A looking for someone to fvck. when did this place turn into a personals/match site?
    wtf?

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    This gas is unreal

    Maybe the Spicy Garlic wasn't a good idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Wow! Dude thats awesome! I cant believe the ol' RageCage was able to dig up your ol' man!?? Thats fukin crazy!

    Im super happy for you Dukkit! I hope this ends up on a positive note for you, regardless of the outcome.

    Good luck brother!
    Thanks a lot bro! We shall see how it all turns out. Either way... I got an awesome Mom. So I am all set.

    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    there is a fvcking dude in Q&A looking for someone to fvck. when did this place turn into a personals/match site?
    wtf?
    Oh man. I may have to venture out of the whorehouse for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    there is a fvcking dude in Q&A looking for someone to fvck. when did this place turn into a personals/match site?
    wtf?
    hahahaha just saw that

    Maybe he got the wrong idea after reading the Leg thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Oh man. I may have to venture out of the whorehouse for this one.
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...hagen-DANEMARK

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    I don't think that he likes me

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