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  1. 05-21-2013, 09:35 AM #83161
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    I drank 1.5 liters of Gin Saturday

    I passed out

    I pissed in my living room floor

    Im a loser
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    Quote Originally Posted by human project View Post
    Until they actually get old.....



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    Those two pictures are 2 days apart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    I drank 1.5 liters of Gin Saturday

    I passed out

    I pissed in my living room floor

    Im a loser
    It's ok axx

    I once got drunk with a chick I was dating and came to in the middle of the night taking a piss in her rabbits cage.

    Needless to say she wasn't very happy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    It's ok axx

    I once got drunk with a chick I was dating and came to in the middle of the night taking a piss in her rabbits cage.

    Needless to say she wasn't very happy!
    I was TOLD later the next day about it

    I didn't remember

    My sister in law cleaned it up
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    I drank 1.5 liters of Gin Saturday

    I passed out

    I pissed in my living room floor

    Im a loser
    That is awesome. Lets see some pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx

    I was TOLD later the next day about it

    I didn't remember

    My sister in law cleaned it up
    If you don't remember it. It didn't happen

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    I once got pretty tuned up on Jager and everclear and pissed in pennsylvania.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    That is awesome. Lets see some pics.
    lol NO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    If you don't remember it. It didn't happen

    Deny

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    Pretty hard when 6 people witnessed it
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx

    Pretty hard when 6 people witnessed it
    Simple man. When it comes up simply respond with " I have no recollection of the events to which you are referring". Or something similar. Happens all the time in politics and such.
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    But yeah having to wake up to stories you don't remember sucks every time. Especially if you acted like a dumbshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    Simple man. When it comes up simply respond with " I have no recollection of the events to which you are referring". Or something similar. Happens all the time in politics and such.
    LMAO!!! Very true

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    But yeah having to wake up to stories you don't remember sucks every time. Especially if you acted like a dumbshit.
    Well apparently I was very LOVING to everyone

    Especially the ladies which weren't my wife
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    LMAO!!! Very true



    Well apparently I was very LOVING to everyone

    Especially the ladies which weren't my wife

    Fvcking awesome. Lets see some pics
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    That happens all the time with me. My wife refuses to go out drinking with me because she claims I am constantly hitting on other women.

    So I just go out alone now.
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    Thats the spirit^^^

    NONwife/NONgf Loving!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx


    Well apparently I was very LOVING to everyone

    Especially the ladies which weren't my wife
    Why is it when this happens, all the ladies enjoy it? Well at least all but the wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    That happens all the time with me. My wife refuses to go out drinking with me because she claims I am constantly hitting on other women.

    So I just go out alone now.
    Just 3 weeks ago remember I had the same thing happen

    I kissed 4 chicks at the bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    Why is it when this happens, all the ladies enjoy it? Well at least all but the wife!
    I have an awesome bride

    She knows I wouldn't do anything

    Plus it was right in front of her!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    So I just go out alone now.
    Played this game for a while, but had to stop before it ended badly for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Nana....

    isnt too good.

    Surgery went well. But doctors discovered that the tumor grew throughout the affected area instead of pushing brain aside and growing. So they werent able to get all of it.

    Its also a cancerous tumor. Stage 4 to be exact.

    Docs give her 3 months to live if she does not do Chemo.

    11-12 months tops if she does do Chemo.

    So Ill be flying to FL asap to see her before she worsens.
    Sorry to hear that Dukk

    Hoping for the best, Dr's are often wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx

    I have an awesome bride

    She knows I wouldn't do anything

    Plus it was right in front of her!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!
    I have an awesome bride, but she would have been PISSED if I did this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    I drank 1.5 liters of Gin Saturday

    I passed out

    I pissed in my living room floor

    Im a loser
    hahahahaha

    That's a lot of fukkin gin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ummm Hello my name is Calgarian and I am sex addict.
    Welcome Cal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx

    I have an awesome bride

    She knows I wouldn't do anything

    Plus it was right in front of her!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!
    Does she have younger sister?
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    One time when I was drunk I fell onto the bed of girl I was dating at the time, and broke it.

    I passed out.

    And puked all over the place in my sleep.

    She slept downstairs on the couch.

    I woke up, cleaned up the puke. Threw sheets in washer. And replaced the bed board I had broke.

    Her family even cooked me breakfast that morning.
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    30 guests huh?

    Suck it.
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    Y'all take turns now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Y'all take turns now...
    on the guests, yes

    marcus has these new latex suits that work well with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Does she have younger sister?
    Nope

    She has a cool brother

    Want his number, lol
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    Hi Axx. Hi Ernst. Hi Dukkit.

    ~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~

    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Hi Axx. Hi Ernst. Hi Dukkit.

    Hey brother how are ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Y'all take turns now...
    Ernst how the fvck are ya?
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    I'm alive. Hows the Supplement shop? Can you email me pics???

    Hi Biker. Hi RC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I'm alive. Hows the Supplement shop? Can you email me pics???

    Hi Biker. Hi RC!
    I was feeling left out. Whats up there Aust?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Y'all take turns now...
    Hows the bike running? Still breaking her in?

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    Hi Axx. Hi Ernst. Hi Dukkit.

    Helllllllloo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I was feeling left out. Whats up there Aust?
    haha. You werent in here, didnt see you. I'm good, thanks brother!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post


    Helllllllloo
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