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[Igifuno]

Haha..

30? There's got to be one who's down.

[bikeral]

I did that the past couple days in Nashville. Really cool story though.. Was at the hotel bar having dinner on Monday night watching the games and in walks a familiar MMA ref I've seen on TV many times. We end up closing the bar and he invites me to workout the next day. Went to a gym where he taught a class - I held my own but got tapped out plenty of times. We went out Tuesday night in downtown Nashville and got annihilated. Still hanging over as we speak. I'm never drinking again, until the next time.

Sounds like fun. I'm never drinking again either.

bahahaha

[Dukkit]

Haha..

30? There's got to be one who's down.

Thats what Im thinking!

[austinite]

yes it is almost the weekend!

so ready for it!

Austin here i come!

Austin, Id be careful. RC is looking to cum.

Bahahahaha!

Consider this his warning!

You meeting Aust?

There better be stories.

only if he responds. he may be skeeered!!!

i am heading to Austin, Texas this weekend

lol. Funny crowd. Sorry, Charlie. Net friends remain on the net for me. Especially off of a steroid website, lol.

No offense fellas.

[Hazard]

lol. Funny crowd. Sorry, Charlie. Net friends remain on the net for me. Especially off of a steroid website, lol.

No offense fellas.

Except for the time we got steaks n beer and trolled for fat assed hoes..... But I won't repeat that

[austinite]

Except for the time we got steaks n beer and trolled for fat assed hoes..... But I won't repeat that

Bro... Seriously. Folks that was a ONE TIME deal.

[austinite]

[Hazard]

^^^^ cute

[DSM4Life]

Look at me.

[Hazard]

Look at me.

^^^^ not so much

[DSM4Life]

^^^^ not so much

Have you conquered mission balloon knot?

[Hazard]

Have you conquered mission balloon knot?

Nope..... I got her flowers yesterday just because she does a lot around the house. It had nothing to do with her ass. So she was all happy and says "u must really want anal" LMFAO!

So I figured last nite was it...... She fell asleep on the couch. Before I went to the gym today I said "when we put the baby down for a nap I'm tappin it" - we put the baby down and she goes "it's just been hurting recently....." And it didn't happen.

Tonight maybe? Idunno.....

Ill say this...... She loved it in the past. She orgasms from it. She says its a harder orgasm...... It needs to happen tonite lol

[DSM4Life]

Nope..... I got her flowers yesterday just because she does a lot around the house. It had nothing to do with her ass. So she was all happy and says "u must really want anal" LMFAO!

So I figured last nite was it...... She fell asleep on the couch. Before I went to the gym today I said "when we put the baby down for a nap I'm tappin it" - we put the baby down and she goes "it's just been hurting recently....." And it didn't happen.

Tonight maybe? Idunno.....

Ill say this...... She loved it in the past. She orgasms from it. She says its a harder orgasm...... It needs to happen tonite lol

Get her a few drinks.

[Dpyle]

Gotta see if I can find one of these for the house.

[Hazard]

Get her a few drinks.

Neither of us drink much at home. She'll have 1 and be done. I'm the same.....

Take her to a bar and she'll pound em down

[Hazard]

Gotta see if I can find one of these for the house.

Lmfao

[DSM4Life]

Try doing the opposite and not showing her too much attention. Act as if you forgot about it and don't address the topic and see what happens. Sometimes when you take a step back it will make her come to you.

[Dpyle]

And if that approach fails. Pound a few shots and try this one!

[Hazard]

Try doing the opposite and not showing her too much attention. Act as if you forgot about it and don't address the topic and see what happens. Sometimes when you take a step back it will make her come to you.

Yea..... This actually works. When I don't feel like fvckin she always wants it and I can't. Now I'm back to being over the top horny and she's not askin.

Funny thing just happened..... We just went through hell with the little one. She wanted something she couldn't have and she flipped out. So we take he up to change her diaper and put her to bed. She flips out..... Jams her fingers down her throat and legit throws up. Then we lay her back down to change the diaper and she puts her fingers down her throat again and pukes..... It was fvcking surreal. Where does a two year old see that!? She saw us react once when she gagged and figured out how to gag.

Now..... We put her to bed and I clean the puke up. I go downstairs and toss the gf the paper towels since we ran out. I turn to look at the t. And she tosses them back down and hits me right in the temple! The fvckin cardboard on the roll hits my head. It felt like a cell phone whacked my head lol. I got so pissed lol - she's laughing..... I go and sit in the recliner all pissed off.

She comes down the stairs and says..... "Baby I'm sorry..... I didn't mean to hit you in the head. I'm sorry okay? You can jam it in my ass later if you want..... Okay? I'm sorry"

I shit you not...... If this story isn't true ill give up all aas lol

[Hazard]

And if that approach fails. Pound a few shots and try this one!

She's on the coach now watching tv..... I'm sending this to her phone lmao

[Hazard]

She was amused by the picture but its not goin in dry she says

[DSM4Life]

Ask her if she wouldn't mind you giving us a play by play while in the act.

[Dpyle]

She was amused by the picture but its not goin in dry she says

That argument ceases to hold water as long as you have a few feet of rope, some duct tape, or some type of restraint system


Once she's immobilized I think all becomes a fun game of "how far can I take this"

[Dpyle]

My little brother is working the pipelines in PA and made a friend at the campground. Said the little bugger comes up snatches a piece of meat from the grill then lays on the patio while he eats it.

[Hazard]

Ask her if she wouldn't mind you giving us a play by play while in the act.

I'm not gunna fvck it up lol

[DSM4Life]

I'm not gunna fvck it up lol

Bros before....

[Hazard]

Bros before....

Lol I can see it now......

"Put that phone down..... You're not taking a picture!"

Me - "oh no..... I wasn't taking a picture. I'm tellin all the guys at the steroid site that you're currently on your knees with face in pillow and hands spreading your ass"

[Fcastle357]

Ask her if she wouldn't mind you giving us a play by play while in the act.

Ya just tell her there's a few hundred people online waiting for it to happen. No pressure. Otherwise it's off to the truck get your cash stash find your hidden women get a little. stop for some wings on the way home and tell her she missed out

[DSM4Life]

Lol I can see it now......

"Put that phone down..... You're not taking a picture!"

Me - "oh no..... I wasn't taking a picture. I'm tellin all the guys at the steroid site that you're currently on your knees with face in pillow and hands spreading your ass"

What's the thread count on the pillows?

[Dpyle]

Lol I can see it now......

"Put that phone down..... You're not taking a picture!"

Me - "oh no..... I wasn't taking a picture. I'm tellin all the guys at the steroid site that you're currently on your knees with face in pillow and hands spreading your ass"

You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen!

[Hazard]

What's the thread count on the pillows?

They're the T-shirt style sheets..... Not sure actually

[Hazard]

You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen!

Lmfao u guys kill me..... Maybe I can muster up a clothed pic lol

[Hazard]

Ok..... I may have posted em before..... But here she is.

[DSM4Life]

All those cloths are in the way.

[Hazard]

They won't be later..... I she doesn't fall asleep on me

[DSM4Life]

Good luck !

[Hazard]

Good luck !

Thanks

May the anus, albeit harrier, be with you also!

[Fcastle357]

Thanks

May the anus, albeit harrier, be with you also!

I bet they shave.

[DSM4Life]

Happy anal.

[Dukkit]

All you skeet skeetin mutha fukkas