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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm carb loading tonite...... Here's my tentative a schedule.....

    6pm - old e

    7pm - lasagna the gf made

    8pm - tv

    9pm - fudge brownie

    10pm - hittin the gf's fudge factory (I already got pre-authorization)
    You really need to reverse that order.

    Hit her balloon knot
    Shower
    Eat dinner
    Have desert while watching TV
    Fall asleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    You really need to reverse that order.

    Hit her balloon knot
    Shower
    Eat dinner
    Have desert while watching TV
    Fall asleep
    Lmfao! Not a bad idea
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    ^^^^ holy shit she looks like a girl I dated
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    Did you destroy the brown eye yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Did you destroy the brown eye yet?
    No...... She reneged! She wants to cuddle..... She offered to blow it and I said no lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    No...... She reneged! She wants to cuddle..... She offered to blow it and I said no lol
    Tell her anal is = to 10 blowjobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard

    No...... She reneged! She wants to cuddle..... She offered to blow it and I said no lol
    Wow! From some good dirty dirty fun to cuddling than offering a bj as a last resort. Ouch

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    I told him he waited to long. Have to get that kinky shit in early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I told him he waited to long. Have to get that kinky shit in early.
    Lol no doubt that way she can't back out. No pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard

    No...... She reneged! She wants to cuddle..... She offered to blow it and I said no lol
    At least she offered a consolation prize. I stopped for a bottle of wine on the way home, and made a nice dinner expecting sex tonight. What really happened was we put the baby to bed had a couple glasses of wine with dinner and now the wife is asleep.

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    just look at all that meat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    At least she offered a consolation prize. I stopped for a bottle of wine on the way home, and made a nice dinner expecting sex tonight. What really happened was we put the baby to bed had a couple glasses of wine with dinner and now the wife is asleep.
    So now you can get your sex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    So now you can get your sex...
    Maybe. If the zolpidem and quetiapine treat me well tonight ill have some good dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    At least she offered a consolation prize. I stopped for a bottle of wine on the way home, and made a nice dinner expecting sex tonight. What really happened was we put the baby to bed had a couple glasses of wine with dinner and now the wife is asleep.
    I hate that lmao! U shoulda pulled up a porno and jerked off next to her. When she wakes up and sees tell her it's her fault.

    I think my girl came around last nite because she started kissin me outa no where and I just said I wasn't feeling well and I wanted to goto sleep. I went upstairs and laid down - she has clean laundry on her side of the bed and I just left it there haha.

    What pisses me off is she's ALWAYS wanting to fvck. She never has nights that she doesn't want to - its always me thats not in the mood. So I think she's playing a game now. For the last week or two she's not been asking and even telling me she's not in the mood. Like this is going to make my hormonal system respond.....

    So I one uppie and don't ask either now. Fvck it..... Ill make her rape me lol. I was married once..... So I can go a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985
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    just look at all that meat
    Oh hell yea..... Who is that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I hate that lmao! U shoulda pulled up a porno and jerked off next to her. When she wakes up and sees tell her it's her fault.

    I think my girl came around last nite because she started kissin me outa no where and I just said I wasn't feeling well and I wanted to goto sleep. I went upstairs and laid down - she has clean laundry on her side of the bed and I just left it there haha.

    What pisses me off is she's ALWAYS wanting to fvck. She never has nights that she doesn't want to - its always me thats not in the mood. So I think she's playing a game now. For the last week or two she's not been asking and even telling me she's not in the mood. Like this is going to make my hormonal system respond.....

    So I one uppie and don't ask either now. Fvck it..... Ill make her rape me lol. I was married once..... So I can go a long time.
    Come on Haz, you know better. I am not even married yet (will be) but even I know without communication you are doomed. Talk about it with her. Denying women sex is rejection from them so your plan could horribly backfire.

    Maybe use me as a "kick starter" then go home to the wifey. Others have...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    Come on Haz, you know better. I am not even married yet (will be) but even I know without communication you are doomed. Talk about it with her. Denying women sex is rejection from them so your plan could horribly backfire.

    Maybe use me as a "kick starter" then go home to the wifey. Others have...
    Behind all that crudeness...... Is a nice guy.

    Nahhhh I took care of it so she can take care of herself today. I'm gunna hit my delts and traps and then do some cooking. Tonite will be up to her..... But after an anal promise is made..... She gotta come thru
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    Keep us posted with how it goes, in details, maybe pictures, video if your up to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Come on Haz, you know better. I am not even married yet (will be) but even I know without communication you are doomed. Talk about it with her. Denying women sex is rejection from them so your plan could horribly backfire.

    Maybe use me as a "kick starter" then go home to the wifey. Others have...
    Agree with communication. I always know by lunch time if we are doing it at some point before the nights end

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsm4life View Post
    keep us posted with how it goes, in details, maybe pictures, video if your up to it.
    x2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i am debating myself

    biker, if we lived close to each other, we would end up in jail!

    When I go out if I don't get shot or go to jail I consider it a good night.

    If I get shot or go to jail it was probably a great night. bahahaha

    I am sure you will be out my way sooner or later.

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    Haz I was up in washington heights last night and saw some fantastic asses. I was trying to figure out how to bring in to the conversation if I can take a quick pic of them for you but the ass subject did not come up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Haz I was up in washington heights last night and saw some fantastic asses. I was trying to figure out how to bring in to the conversation if I can take a quick pic of them for you but the ass subject did not come up.
    Lmfao!

    I saw 2 asses yesterday while driving with the mrs...... One woman looked about 50 the other was 26-30..... Both Spanish and both has HUGE asses with small wastes. As we drove by I said "DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM" lol

    She just looked at me and let it go. They were so nice it just flew outa my mouth lol
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    ^^^been there before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmfao!

    I saw 2 asses yesterday while driving with the mrs...... One woman looked about 50 the other was 26-30..... Both Spanish and both has HUGE asses with small wastes. As we drove by I said "DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM" lol

    She just looked at me and let it go. They were so nice it just flew outa my mouth lol
    Hate when that happens. Jaw drops and jiberish comes out of mouth and wife starts asking what happened are you OK then looks in the direction you are looking at and sees what you are looking at...

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    Delts n traps time..... Hoping the big assed Spanish trainee is there haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Delts n traps time..... Hoping the big assed Spanish tranny is there haha
    fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420

    fixed.
    Yuck
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    almost killed my lettuce today by accident..

    all good, just needed some water..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Oh hell yea..... Who is that
    no clue but damn shes thick

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