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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Hope its Alsday for you too. You don't work weekends do you?
    Saturdays, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    OK, tattooed sluts and giant asses.

    Happy now?

    Its not HazDay is it?
    Sunday is..... After the parents leave and my daughter is down visiting her mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Sunday is..... After the parents leave and my daughter is down visiting her mom
    omg shut up already...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    omg shut up already...
    Never
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Its all good buddy.

    Left the bike at home. took subway to work.

    Plan to go out right after work for some much needed debauchery.
    Debauch away!

    It's my birthday weekend so you get a free pass. If the wife asks just tell her you're celebrating JascDay, she'll understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Sup brotha?!



    Mornin Al!

    Hate when that shit happens..

    Last time the right side of my throat completely closed.. weird feeling
    Morning Jasc!!

    I'm just glad my wife was not home. If she saw that shit she would be fvcking busting my balls.
    She has pretty much accepted it and does not even mention it any more but I know an incident like this will set her off.

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    morning oh ones of the whore house!

    finally friday!

    going look for a duck hole to hunt in tomorrow

    biker, glad you didn't die! haha!

    ender, the MILFs will be lining up to try to bang you, better let your wife know

    haz, hang in there bud with your parents. tell your dad to go light a fire if he is cold!

    aust, bananas!

    dukk, come out and play!

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    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz

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    Al, that ass pic @ 10:30 (board time) is perfection

    (Can't quote pics on my phone)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Sunday is..... After the parents leave and my daughter is down visiting her mom
    You got it Haz.

    Let it be known that from this day forth the day formally known as Sunday will only be referred to as HazDay.

    Make sure the GF is informed. HazDay should include doing whatever you want, and extra anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    morning oh ones of the whore house!

    finally friday!

    going look for a duck hole to hunt in tomorrow

    biker, glad you didn't die! haha!

    ender, the MILFs will be lining up to try to bang you, better let your wife know

    haz, hang in there bud with your parents. tell your dad to go light a fire if he is cold!

    aust, bananas!

    dukk, come out and play!
    Morning RC

    Happy AlsDay

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    happy early bday jasc!

    go find a hole to nestle in!

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    ALRIGHT STOP!

    Collaborate and listen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    This one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    Just don't let him drive your car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    This one?
    Yes sir. Look at that thing of beauty. Just makes ya wanna bite it. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Morning RC

    Happy AlsDay
    so ready for today to be over with

    i have a full day but should roll by, lots of paperwork to push so that people can get paid!

    then, i plan on going to the gym, cooking deer chili, and possibly have some cold pops

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    happy early bday jasc!

    go find a hole to nestle in!
    Thanks RC!

    Got both holes lined up! The gf wont be walkin right for days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    WTF????... How do you "break a vacuum"?
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    ALRIGHT STOP!

    Collaborate and listen...
    Aus is back with a brand new invention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    Every time my Father in law stays with us he breaks something or throws something away he shouldn't . Drives me nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    omg.. lmao..

    whats up RC!

    jasc I didn't know you had a bday coming up brutha - happy early!! enjoy your day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My father broke my vacuum! Well...... My gf's vacuum lololol
    Great.. now if he breaks your washer/dryer she'll be out of a job
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Aus is back with a brand new invention?
    Some MILF, grabs a hold of Ender tightly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Debauch away!

    It's my birthday weekend so you get a free pass. If the wife asks just tell her you're celebrating JascDay, she'll understand.
    Fvck Jasc its your BDay? You better get on the private jet and cone celebrate with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    omg.. lmao..

    whats up RC!

    jasc I didn't know you had a bday coming up brutha - happy early!! enjoy your day
    Thanks Igi. I'm getting.. old

    Question: At what age do we start getting younger? For example, when you're turning 39 you tell ppl 37. Am I there yet? What if the girl is young 20's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Yes sir. Look at that thing of beauty. Just makes ya wanna bite it. Lol
    Damn, I need to go down to the east village now and hunt some tattooed sluts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Thanks Igi. I'm getting.. old

    Question: At what age do we start getting younger? For example, when you're turning 39 you tell ppl 37. Am I there yet? What if the girl is young 20's?
    You are 39. You fvcking old bastard. I need to start hanging out with younger people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Some MILF, grabs a hold of Ender tightly..
    Haz harpoons the fat ass daily and nightly

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    Keep it up bedford. Good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone

    WTF????... How do you "break a vacuum"?
    The man has OCD..... He needs everything to be "pristine"

    He takes apart the bottom of the vacuum to clean the roller and then puts it back together. He was angry that the roller of a vacuum that wasn't his was dirty and he slammed the vacuum down. Not like super forcefully..... Just carelessly.

    He goes to vacuum the floor and halfway through it shuts off.

    He tells me it overheated and also the "on/off" switch is loose. Two issues that have nothing to do with eachother..... And the thing worked fine two days ago!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Fvck Jasc its your BDay? You better get on the private jet and cone celebrate with me.
    Send the jet bud

    We'll fukk some shit up

    NYC would never be the same..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Haz harpoons the fat ass daily and nightly
    Correct
    Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz

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