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[bikeral]

As you all know everything I post here is for entertainment purposes and may or may not be true.

[bikeral]

Even when I lie I tell the truth.

[-Ender-]

How old are you? Bet those young wives are calling you a DILF. bahahaha

older the bull:stiffer the horn

[bikeral]

older the bull:stiffer the horn

So you are a grandfather?

[bikeral]

Guess I'll go have lunch

Chicken breast and brown rice. mmmmmm

[-Ender-]

I need a new tattoo. Its been years...

it's been less than a year for me..and i'm ready

How old are you? Bet those young wives are calling you a DILF. bahahaha

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Crazy shit. i pinned tren a in my glute this morning. I've done this 100's of times. Spot I hit does not even bleed most of the time.

Anyway, I aspirate as usual and depress plunger till its all in. Pull out... As soon as I pull out I start coughing and feeling faint. I quickly put all the gear away cause my first thought is if I have to call an ambulance I don't want them seeing all this shit all over. Laid down in bed for 10 mins and started feeling better.


This never happened before, I wonder if I moved needle and went straight into a blood vessel.

I ****ing hate that shit. I've had it happen with different kinds of gear. Always aspirate, then blamo!
Usually messes with me for at least 10 hrs. reminds me of the flu or something after the coughing shit goes away

[bikeral]

it's been less than a year for me..and i'm ready
98
I ****ing hate that shit. I've had it happen with different kinds of gear. Always aspirate , then blamo!
Usually messes with me for at least 10 hrs. reminds me of the flu or something after the coughing shit goes away

Checking out all these tattooed girls is making me want more. Think I'll call my friend and set something up as a winter project.

Yea, that was some shit with the coughing. I just pinned the delt 5 mins before with no problem Hit the glute and started coughing and feeling like I was going to pass out.
I guess I was lucky. Within 30 mins I was g2g.

[RaginCajun]

Started alsday at lunch, having a Shiner Octoberfest!

Boss is leaving for the rest of day so looks like an easy Friday for me!

[almostgone]

The man has OCD..... He needs everything to be "pristine"

He takes apart the bottom of the vacuum to clean the roller and then puts it back together. He was angry that the roller of a vacuum that wasn't his was dirty and he slammed the vacuum down. Not like super forcefully..... Just carelessly.

He goes to vacuum the floor and halfway through it shuts off.

He tells me it overheated and also the "on/off" switch is loose. Two issues that have nothing to do with eachother..... And the thing worked fine two days ago!

Ah crap! One of those guys. You have my sympathy, buddy! I work with a couple of guys like that......absolutely maddening. Really have to resist the urge to tear off their head and sh!t down their neck.
Hang in there!

[bikeral]

Started alsday at lunch, having a Shiner Octoberfest!

Boss is leaving for the rest of day so looks like an easy Friday for me!

Thats the way to do it. 2 more hours for me.

[Igifuno]

I'm still working like a dog trying to get people to do what they're supposed to do....

[Igifuno]

the kids want pizza.. and I shall get it for them.

[Igifuno]

Picked up pizza and a movie for the kids.. played a couple games of Rock Band with them and their friends, and now I sit here with a shake and a big jar o nuts.

[jasc]

Picked up pizza and a movie for the kids.. played a couple games of Rock Band with them and their friends, and now I sit here with a shake and a big jar o nuts.

How many slices you eat?

[Igifuno]

How many slices you eat?

zero.. you proud of me?

what are you up to tonight jas?

[Hazard]

Ah crap! One of those guys. You have my sympathy, buddy! I work with a couple of guys like that......absolutely maddening. Really have to resist the urge to tear off their head and sh!t down their neck.
Hang in there!

Update: while I was working..... My mother went and bought us a new vacuum. I just got home and my father says "merry Christmas"

Lololol I swear I could scream......

[jasc]

zero.. you proud of me?

what are you up to tonight jas?

Hell yes! That's some iron will. I would've crushed half the pizza.

Relaxing with the gf and some friends are coming over later. Gotta take it easy and prepare for tomorrow

What about you?

[Igifuno]

Just got done working actually.. now I would like to hang out on here for a while but I'm not allowed to.. I have to watch a movie with ze wif.

have a great weekend jasc!

[kronik420]

Update: while I was working..... My mother went and bought us a new vacuum. I just got home and my father says "merry Christmas"

Lololol I swear I could scream......

if you don't want it, keep it, and give it to them next Christmas.

[kronik420]

got the AC cranking

[kronik420]

matches ftw

[kronik420]

so this was on TV a few days ago...

[kronik420]

whore much?

[kronik420]

41 guests

does it suck when you're reading through this entire thread, and then you think your close to the last page, you wake up the next day and there's another 15 pages??

[kronik420]

hello?

[austinite]

[almostgone]

Update: while I was working..... My mother went and bought us a new vacuum. I just got home and my father says "merry Christmas"

Lololol I swear I could scream......

Lol, I can't believe you didn't.

[Hazard]

Man I've had enough lol


My sisters fiancé gets cold, idunno how cuz he's 350lbs, and turned the heat up to 70 degrees. Mind you it's not even that cold outside.

Who the fvck does he think he is touching my thermostat. He doesn't pay the gas bill...... And if I tell my sis then everything will be awkward.

My father has been chewed out by my mother because she's just happy that our relationship is repairing. The last 3 months have been hard on her so any progress is good progress. Last night I was brushing my teeth and I saw her looking over smiling. She's happy..... Which is nice but my father is still being that dick dad figure lol.

My father was always a big guy. He was the big kid in school, he had the highest bench, he was a fighter, he was THE alpha male. Since I've been gettin bigger the antimosity seems to have gotten worse. Now he's been injured for a while..... He's not nearly as lean or big and I'm ranging from 255-260. Maybe that's why he feels the need to constantly throw favors in my face..... Idunno. It's like you can see he loves me..... That's never been a question. He just cuts me down in round-a-bout ways.

Anyways...... Today I've got 20 people coming over for this bday party. Half the people have a strong Spanish accent and the other half don't know Spanish lol. Should be interesting.

[almostgone]

@ 350# , he should be a heat source, not require a source of heat. Must not get outdoors much.
The party sounds like a recipe for a sitcom. Hope it goes well for you, Haz!

[Hazard]

How she ends up with him is beyond me. She made team bombshell and is competing. Love is a crazy fvckin thing

[almostgone]

Yes sir, that it is. Hope the party goes well!

[RaginCajun]

Happy bday Jasc!

Smoothie is on her way here and I have been drinking bourbon after a hard days work in the woods. She is in for it!

[austinite]

Happy birthday jasc!!!

[Igifuno]

Happy birthday big jasc!! Hope you're enjoying your day buddy!!

[Lunk1]

[Bedford]

Happy B-day JASC ! I've had way too much Blackbush to be a cohearant human being by 10 pm tonight-my last shot was to you !

[AlphaMike]

Happy bday jasc!

[austinite]

Damn kids. 11:30 at night and bothering me at the gym. Stay off my lawn!

[bikeral]

Happy B-Day Jasc

[Hazard]

Happy bday mengh