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[Bedford]

Happy Wednesday Whores -

[Bedford]

[Bedford]

[bikeral]

Whatz up mr al? Working like a dog today.. about to leave for the day.. have a good one me brother



no dice man.. she was all like.. we did it yesterday and I have to go to work. And I'm all like, well can you just suck it, and she's all like, no asshole I can't just suck it. sheesh.. some chicks.

When I get 2 no's like that I usually ask " Can I jerk off on your tits"?

[RaginCajun]

Whatz up mr al? Working like a dog today.. about to leave for the day.. have a good one me brother



no dice man.. she was all like.. we did it yesterday and I have to go to work. And I'm all like, well can you just suck it, and she's all like, no asshole I can't just suck it. sheesh.. some chicks.

this is why i have a smoothie!

she came over last night on her shark week, and sucked me dry plus anal!

maybe i can get smoothie to call her and talk some sense into her! hahaha

[Lunk1]

this is why i have a smoothie!

she came over last night on her shark week, and sucked me dry plus anal!

maybe i can get smoothie to call her and talk some sense into her! hahaha

Will she do anal...then suck you dry? Don't kiss her lol

[Hazard]

Havnt spoken a single word to my parents in 3 months. Not even a txt..... But they decide to book a ticket to come see my daughter for her bday. So now I hafta goto the airport to get them and have that awkward long weekend

[RaginCajun]

Will she do anal...then suck you dry? Don't kiss her lol

Yes and yes!

[RaginCajun]

Havnt spoken a single word to my parents in 3 months. Not even a txt..... But they decide to book a ticket to come see my daughter for her bday. So now I hafta goto the airport to get them and have that awkward long weekend

Just think of all the people who do not have parents.

You can be mad at them but discuss it with them if they will listen to you.

[Igifuno]

When I get 2 no's like that I usually ask " Can I jerk off on your tits"?

Damn, I missed the boat on that one.

this is why i have a smoothie!

she came over last night on her shark week, and sucked me dry plus anal!

maybe i can get smoothie to call her and talk some sense into her! hahaha

Omg I hate you..

Havnt spoken a single word to my parents in 3 months. Not even a txt..... But they decide to book a ticket to come see my daughter for her bday. So now I hafta goto the airport to get them and have that awkward long weekend

yeah that's gonna be awkwarwd. My mom and I have a very awkward relationship and I am so uncomfortable around her.. been like that for years. I don't know what happened man, but hopefully this will be a good opportunity for you all to put your thoughs down and get past whatever conflict has been keeping you from communicating. They're not getting any younger brother.

[Igifuno]

Go Bedford.. I can't believe you only have 85 posts bro.. keep it going!!!

[Lunk1]

Havnt spoken a single word to my parents in 3 months. Not even a txt..... But they decide to book a ticket to come see my daughter for her bday. So now I hafta goto the airport to get them and have that awkward long weekend

Haz., have a seat here on my couch. I notice you have a tendency to carry a grudge and an unwillingness to simply let things go and move on. We can work on this. You can grow and become a better person with a more fulfilling life.

That will be $250.00. Please see my sexretary on your way out.

[Igifuno]

Lunk1=whorehouse counseler

[Lunk1]

Lunk1=whorehouse counseler

Most of you whores are beyond professional help lol.

[kronik420]

Lot of talk about sperm today. ... weird. .

[kronik420]

Do you ever get that thirst where it doesn't matter how much water you drink your syill thirsty? Or am I turning onto a vampire? ?

[Igifuno]

Most of you whores are beyond professional help lol.

This is true. Lol

[Igifuno]

Do you ever get that thirst where it doesn't matter how much water you drink your syill thirsty? Or am I turning onto a vampire? ?

Kronik don't ever mention sperm and thirst in two simultaneous posts. I do not want to have this talk again. There is a thread for that, and it's not this one.

[kronik420]

Most of you whores are beyond professional help lol.

I walk into the counselor's office. By the time I walk out the counselor is in tears...

[kronik420]

Lol ok

[Igifuno]

Lol ok

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[kronik420]

Cant sleep its almost 2am

Guess I shouldn't have gone to bed at 7pm lol..

[kronik420]

Had really bad hay fever today. Could hardly see out of my eyes so wasn't safe for me to drive so no gym

[Igifuno]

I have the worst insomnia. Wake up multiple times during the night. Need to see a doc

[RaginCajun]

i get insomnia about once a week. it was worse years ago but now that i try to have a consistent routine, it helps out.

the times i when sleep is the hardest is when i can't shut my brain off!

[kronik420]

Might have to go into the shed

[Bedford]

I wake up about 3- 4 times a night . The 1st time I'm usually sweating my ass off 2 am & I have to piss , then a random one or 2 , & then another piss at 6 am. I swear its the casein shake before I crash that makes me have to piss so much not just my water intake.

[kronik420]

I usually don't wake up during the night at all. .

[Bedford]

[Bedford]

[Bedford]

It's everyones favorite game- ****, ****, caboose

[Bedford]

[bikeral]

Havnt spoken a single word to my parents in 3 months. Not even a txt..... But they decide to book a ticket to come see my daughter for her bday. So now I hafta goto the airport to get them and have that awkward long weekend

My parents are both dead. We did not get along great. Now there are times I miss them.

[bikeral]

Do you ever get that thirst where it doesn't matter how much water you drink your syill thirsty? Or am I turning onto a vampire? ?

Usually I get that thirst morning after a night of drinking.

[bikeral]

I have the worst insomnia. Wake up multiple times during the night. Need to see a doc

Any chance the 3grams/week of tren has anything to do with that?

[Hazard]

Any chance the 3grams/week of tren has anything to do with that?

I'd be in heaven lol

[Hazard]

Haz., have a seat here on my couch. I notice you have a tendency to carry a grudge and an unwillingness to simply let things go and move on. We can work on this. You can grow and become a better person with a more fulfilling life.

That will be $250.00. Please see my sexretary on your way out.

It's a long story of what happened but they essentially left me all their bills when they moved and yet they continue to pay for my sisters wedding. I found out how much was owed when the gas company came and cut service.

When I asked about it I was met with hostility and anything they have ever done was thrown in my face. Oh and 2 weeks before all that I lost my job.

Regarding the gf..... There was more to it too. As it turns out it wasn't a girls nite. Guys were there - it was just expected that I babysit her 32yr old brother at home. Then she tells me how guys asked her to dance so she danced merengue. I was mad because she's a living double standard. A girl hits on me and she flips her cork. If I danced with a girl she'd have my head. Yet it's ok for her? I don't play that game.

If she was ok with me dancing with other girls then she could do wtf she wants. Know what I'm sayin?

[bikeral]

I'd be in heaven lol

I just started a little tren blast. However so far i am having my doubts of this new UGL I am trying. Going to give it another week...

[RaginCajun]

It's a long story of what happened but they essentially left me all their bills when they moved and yet they continue to pay for my sisters wedding. I found out how much was owed when the gas company came and cut service.

When I asked about it I was met with hostility and anything they have ever done was thrown in my face. Oh and 2 weeks before all that I lost my job.

Regarding the gf..... There was more to it too. As it turns out it wasn't a girls nite. Guys were there - it was just expected that I babysit her 32yr old brother at home. Then she tells me how guys asked her to dance so she danced merengue. I was mad because she's a living double standard. A girl hits on me and she flips her cork. If I danced with a girl she'd have my head. Yet it's ok for her? I don't play that game.

If she was ok with me dancing with other girls then she could do wtf she wants. Know what I'm sayin?

i pick up what you are putting down here!

start acting like she is no big deal and tell her to do whatever she wants. when she feels that you don't care anymore, she will come back to her senses.

or, time to bring in another girl in the mix for 3some! hahaha

[bikeral]

It's a long story of what happened but they essentially left me all their bills when they moved and yet they continue to pay for my sisters wedding. I found out how much was owed when the gas company came and cut service.

When I asked about it I was met with hostility and anything they have ever done was thrown in my face. Oh and 2 weeks before all that I lost my job.

Regarding the gf..... There was more to it too. As it turns out it wasn't a girls nite. Guys were there - it was just expected that I babysit her 32yr old brother at home. Then she tells me how guys asked her to dance so she danced merengue. I was mad because she's a living double standard. A girl hits on me and she flips her cork. If I danced with a girl she'd have my head. Yet it's ok for her? I don't play that game.

If she was ok with me dancing with other girls then she could do wtf she wants. Know what I'm sayin?

This should be your conversation with her.

GF: Yes papi I went out with my friends and some guys asked me to dance with them merengue so I did.
GF: What am I supposed to do papi, I did not want to be rude.
Haz: No problem mami, I hope you had a good time.
Haz: Oh by the way mami, I'm going away for the weekend with Dukkit and BikerAl. Don't worry they are real nice guys and we will not do anything wrong.