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    ...what happend then????????

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man ur a funny guy i swear.

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    So, finally I pull my CPAP off my head and say, "are you fvcking happy now? I can't sleep either." and I roll over facing away from her.

    She said something else after that but I stayed quiet.


    anyway the next morning she wakes me up in the morning. She says, if you come over tonight are you going to wake me up. I say, don't worry I won't be coming over.
    that really pisses her off and she starts going on about what an asshole I am and how I swore at her and she should have kicked me out.

    wtf!!!

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    did u not even have "make up" sex??
    WTF!

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    nah, she left for work awhile later and we haven't spoken since.

    If you think that story is funny, you should hear how my weekend went

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nah, she left for work awhile later and we haven't spoken since.

    If you think that story is funny, you should hear how my weekend went
    LOL, im always up for listening to the shyte u get up to, im listening, if i dont respond then im in the shower.... Let me hear it please..lol

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    well, my parents have a house in vermont which they almost never use.
    they went up there over thanksgiving, and I went with them to do the family thing.

    So my gf has been bitching about how I need to take her on vaction. and I'm thinking to myslef, I'm not paying money to go on vacation with my gf, if I'm gonna spend money, I'm gonna go with friends, get drunk and hit on girls.

    So while we're up for thanksgiving I hit my parents up to let me use the house. I tell my dad I want to use the house, ask my mom how to use the alarm, tell my little brother I'm brining my gf up to save money ect.

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    So, I drive up after me and her hit the gym together on friday. We get up there around 8, she brings her dog up. So we drop the dog off at the house and go out to dinner.

    We have a nice dinner. Rent a couple movies, start a nice roaring fire and chill.
    We wake up the next day, and we were thinking about going for a hike but it's cold out and starting to snow.

    So we go to another town that's like 45 min away to do some outlet shopping.

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    ....still here..

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    First we have lunch and stuff then we drive over. Just as I'm getting to the town that has the shopping, my cell rings.

    It's my dad...he's like..."uh, you didn't go up to vermont this weekend did you?"
    I'm like "yeah, I did, why?"
    "well, me and your mother decided to come up for the night."
    "wtf dad, I'm up here with my gf."

    It didn't deter them, there were showing up.
    well, my gf had never met my parents yet and now all of a sudden we're on family vacation with them.
    we were both so flustered about the situation we didn't feel like shopping anymore.
    we just went across the street had coffee and decided to drive back

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    LOL.....Man u should have went back to ur folks house while they away and raped her pooper. IMO

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    On the drive back it was snowing like mad, and I am about 5 min from the house. All I have to do is get over this mountain pass and we're back in town.

    I'm cruising at like 45 mph and it's slick but I know I can't slow down too much or I won't make the hill. I get within 200 yards of the top and this car is stuck in the middle of the road with his thumb up his ass. I try to go around but there is an oncoming car.
    I get around but now I've slowed down to 15mph and it isn't long before I stop...slide down a ways have to turn around and give up getting up that road.

    I have to drive 50 miles out of the way to get back in the snow...because it's vermont.

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    lol.....i have only saw snow once in my life.

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    So, we get back about a half hour before my parents get there...we clean up a bit and they show up.

    So, they have my schizo brother, my other brothers, two mini weiner dogs and themselves with them...and they expect me to be happy to see them.

    I went ape-shit and yelled at my mom for a min.

    Then we all went out to dinner...because what are we gonna do...say we're not going to dinner with you...we're going out but not with you...my gf wants to make a good impression even though she's not happy about the situation.

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    her dog and their dogs are fighting, we were unhappy the whole weekend and living in hell...I couldn't wait for it to be over.

    I mean wtf, the first time I go away with this chick and my parents decide to crash in. So strange.
    we didn't get to do anything all weekend

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    Evening canada

    Evening Moose

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    Evening Pickey..
    How u Sig,

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    Not to bad EL could be better could be worse

    Where you been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Not to bad EL could be better could be worse

    Where you been?
    Haha!.. things could have been worse, i had to go to Cape town for conference, and Kamzin came with me, only got back Friday last week, but its all over now, ill be on leave from Friday ...Cant wait mate, good to "see" u again.
    I did let Marcus know that i wont be around for a while....
    Kids and wife all well mate? Kamzin would say hi but she is asleep infront me on the couch...

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    Yeah everyones good EL, fat one has just woke up shes just started smiling its so cute..Tell kam i said "Hello"

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    LOL,cute man, i would love to see her one day, ill tell her when i carry her to the room, which will be in about 5minutes.....

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    Moose i see you

    You awake?

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    Siggy, could be worse, u could be CAL sitting in his gf underwear...

    thats right, CAL is wearing his girlfreinds thong....

    just another day here at AR-R

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Siggy, could be worse, u could be CAL sitting in his gf underwear...

    thats right, CAL is wearing his girlfreinds thong....

    just another day here at AR-R
    Yeah i saw Moose cals wearing a 200lb thong

    Thats one crazy fukking canadian

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    Where is cal?

    I wanna know why the fuk he's wearing a thong

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    ghetto checking in.....sup peeps?....

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    LOL poor Cal...200lb woman's thong is just wrong...and even worse is fukking her

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    Whats up Ghetto?

    you sort your furnace out?

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    big girls need love too and somebodys got to do it....

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    Cal is always doing them Ghetto...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Whats up Ghetto?

    you sort your furnace out?
    yes, it needed a new ignighter......it took the repair man 3 hrs to get here so it got pretty cold....but all is well thanx for asking...

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    good thing u didnt take my advice ghetto

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    yes, it needed a new ignighter......it took the repair man 3 hrs to get here so it got pretty cold....but all is well thanx for asking...
    Glad you sorted it Ghetto

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    What did you tell him to do Moose?

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    burn his fvking house down....


    u know me

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    and i almost did it cus it was so dam cold......

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    I knew it had something to do with burning something...lol

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    Titanium lurking in the whore house.....

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    I gotta shoot off again

    I'll catch up with you tomorrow

    Later Moose/Ghetto

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    have a good one Siggy...

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