dukkits international house o whores

[Hunter]

Lmaooooo. I'm cryin.. well u pretty much know everything from the chappelle show. They pretty much cover the black experience.

I figured so, its like watching hee haw for white people.

[Hazard]

my grundle itches

LMFAO! I sunburnt my balls a little and now they're itchy as hell.....

~Haz~

[sigman roid]

All this talk about balls and grundles....Wtf is a grundle?

[vpchill]

So Haz? Wut the hell u doin in my town and how long will u be here?

[vpchill]

Uhhh? Sunburnt balls? Wtf.

[sigman roid]

This thread is full of gays and ugly people.

[sigman roid]

Talking of gays wheres cal today?

[-Ender-]

All this talk about balls and grundles....Wtf is a grundle?

Grundle, perineum, chode, taint,


In human anatomy, the perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. The perineum is the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs. It is a diamond-shaped area on the inferior surface of the trunk which includes the anus and, in females, the vagina. Its definition varies: it can refer to only the superficial structures in this region, or it can be used to include both superficial and deep structures. It's an erogenous zone for both Dukkit and females.


A colloquial term for the perineum is the "taint", because "'tain't your balls/*****, and 'tain't your asshole", meaning, "it isn't the genitals, and it isn't the anus".

Other popular names for the perineum include 'grundle', chode (alternatively spelled choad), banus (contraction of 'balls' and 'anus') , and gooch (or guiche)

It is possible to pierce the perineum with what is called a guiche piercing; another colloquial term for the perineum is the guiche.

[vpchill]

Well Sig, this thread wasn't ugly till u showed up. Now its freakin scientific since Ender got here!!!

[sigman roid]

Grundle, perineum, chode, taint,


In human anatomy, the perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. The perineum is the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs. It is a diamond-shaped area on the inferior surface of the trunk which includes the anus and, in females, the vagina. Its definition varies: it can refer to only the superficial structures in this region, or it can be used to include both superficial and deep structures. It's an erogenous zone for both Dukkit and females.

I knew i could count on you Ender.

[sigman roid]

Well Sig, this thread wasn't ugly till u showed up. Now its freakin scientific since Ender got here!!!

The thread has aged 20 years since you got back its got fat and lazy with a lardass.We made this thread sexy now you uglied it up again.

[Dukkit]

ahaha. very nice Ender!!

[Kratos]

the exercise bike makes my grundle sore

[-Ender-]

Well Sig, this thread wasn't ugly till u showed up. Now its freakin scientific since Ender got here!!!

I just try to help where I can.

I knew i could count on you Ender.

Did you get the pic? lmfao

[-Ender-]

ahaha. very nice Ender!!

I thought you'd like that. heh

[Hazard]

So Haz? Wut the hell u doin in my town and how long will u be here?

Armin Van Buuren is spinning at roseland ballroom..... i'll be in the city aroun 3ish - I'm working out at golds gym in manhattan around 4:30 and then getting ready for the show at 9:00pm.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Uhhh? Sunburnt balls? Wtf.

Yeah..... sunburnt balls..... fackin tanning beds.....

~Haz~

[vpchill]

Good times Haz, so u basically tanned ur balls for roseland ballroom? Cool beans.

[Kratos]

I'm babysitting my gf's dingo this weekend

[Hazard]

Good times Haz, so u basically tanned ur balls for roseland ballroom? Cool beans.

More or less.....

Tell you what tho..... I shaved my chest last night and DAMN am i sexy lol...... All tanned and hot.....

~Haz~

[vpchill]

How long does ur tan last? I'm still tanned from my trip to the bahamas and that was almost 2 months ago.

[Mooseman33]

Mooseman reporting for duty...
Siggy,Cal,Abba, Hazel, Dukkit, VP.....whats good fvkers....

[Hazard]

How long does ur tan last? I'm still tanned from my trip to the bahamas and that was almost 2 months ago.

Meh..... a few weeks if I don't keep up on it..... i'll just need to go once a week if that.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Morning loosey moosey.....

~Haz~

[Dukkit]

moose is loose in a caboose with goose named doctor suess!!

[vpchill]

Hey Moosey

[Mooseman33]

dukk-have a long drive tonight, hit u up on the road and we will knock everything out...

and i am what makes this thread good

[vpchill]

I got this Sexy thing Down pact. I shud give a freakin seminar!!

[Dukkit]

the VP and DUKKIT seminar on "How to be sexy and cool"

[vpchill]

Yeaaa Bwoy

[Hazard]

the VP and DUKKIT seminar on "How to be sexy and cool"

And you two will show the class a poster of me and the seminar will be over.....

~Haz~

[Kratos]

How long does ur tan last? I'm still tanned from my trip to the bahamas and that was almost 2 months ago.

my gf won't let me tan, cause she thinks I'll get cancer
my gym membership has free tanning too
gots to stay white til summer yo

[Kratos]

I got this Sexy thing Down pact. I shud give a freakin seminar!!

sexy wouldn't even be in style if it weren't for me

[vpchill]

Haz is a Hater... yea Kratos, ur gonna be white for a lil longer than summer. Lol. How u been?

I wonder if I shoot test in my pecker will it grow more muscles? Hmmmmm.

[vpchill]

Haz is a Hater... yea Kratos, ur gonna be white for a lil longer than summer. Lol. How u been?

I wonder if I shoot test in my pecker will it grow more muscles? Hmmmmm.

[Kratos]

russel the love muscle

[Kratos]

no but seriously your weiner isnt a muscle it's a blood bag
either you're packin like me
or you're small like haz
not much you can do about it

[Kratos]

I still got some mt2 in the fridge
I'm gonna shoot that shit right before summer

[vpchill]

Oh I'm gtg... I wud shoot myself if I had a wanker as small as Haz. They make condoms in that size?

[Hunter]

I have some wagon burner in me so I stay tan year round.