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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Cmon GB !!!!??!!! Doin 2 sets of sissy squats is not a full leg routine.

    Lol
    you hurt me....actually i did 6 sets o squats atg so kept it to 225max so i could keep form,then 4 stes presses,3sets each of leg curls/extentions followed by 4 sets of calf presses....i wached a guy then proceed to show me up right after words hittin 405 for quarter squats....way immpressive....not....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I like the original better. Johnny even changed words to clean it up as I recall.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb4qy...eature=channel

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    im gonna get swole

    im sick of bein tiny

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    still no cell phone, crazy chick smashed it...

    think i will go get a new one tom, need to call Mr. dukkit....

    fvk, my chick was crazy....she really thought i wanted to feed her to the alligators, she wouldnt go to bed saturday night....

    dammit man.....oh yeah, im high as a kite.....bitches

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    I love that she wouldn't go to bed.


    Moose needs to break free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    still no cell phone, crazy chick smashed it...

    think i will go get a new one tom, need to call Mr. dukkit....

    fvk, my chick was crazy....she really thought i wanted to feed her to the alligators, she wouldnt go to bed saturday night....

    dammit man.....oh yeah, im high as a kite.....bitches
    so u broke up with her....right?

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    lmao awesome mooseman

    hit me up when ya get a chance

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    Moose in da House !!

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    had sex already yesterday morning and knew the gf was going to want it before bed so I took some cialis...with test levels still being on the low side and all

    bulletproof boner last night
    had sex for an hr
    but I don't think my nuts had much in them

    so I humped an I pumped away
    oral
    missionary
    her on top
    doggie style
    then switch to doggie style with me standing on the floor...which I find to be a little lazier when it comes to the effort of each pump.

    I put a lot of work in but after an hr I was covered and I mean covered in sweat...she's still squeeling and begging "more more more"

    the sweat was dripping off my face and chest and on to her ass
    eventually I just threw in the towel
    hopped in the shower and went to bed

    so I had sex for over an hr and never nutted
    then she woke me up for it by stroking my weiner at 5 am
    the cialis was still working and I was rock hard
    but I declined to hump
    and went back to sleep

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    looking forward to my ball bag having enough contents for me to nut today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    had sex already yesterday morning and knew the gf was going to want it before bed so I took some cialis...with test levels still being on the low side and all

    bulletproof boner last night
    had sex for an hr
    but I don't think my nuts had much in them

    so I humped an I pumped away
    oral
    missionary
    her on top
    doggie style
    then switch to doggie style with me standing on the floor...which I find to be a little lazier when it comes to the effort of each pump.

    I put a lot of work in but after an hr I was covered and I mean covered in sweat...she's still squeeling and begging "more more more"

    the sweat was dripping off my face and chest and on to her ass
    eventually I just threw in the towel
    hopped in the shower and went to bed

    so I had sex for over an hr and never nutted
    then she woke me up for it by stroking my weiner at 5 am
    the cialis was still working and I was rock hard
    but I declined to hump
    and went back to sleep

    never do that......

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    i nut everyttime

    i dont care if it kills me

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    never do that......
    it sounded like as much fun as 5am cardio

    I was wore out from the night before

    I had the rpm's going pretty good for a long time

    it's pretty rare I decide to shower after sexy time

    I like to let the vagina juice soak in like lotion

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i nut everyttime

    i dont care if it kills me
    do you have a gf that has multiple O's

    and then after 40min of sex you try to cool off
    but she's back on your dick witin 1 min

    If she climbs back on too quick I can usually hump
    but it will go limp when I get near nutting

    3rd time improves the chances I won't nut


    but, this is the first time my gun failed to shoot when I haven't had sex for hrs. It's cause of PCT.

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    we've been together 1.5 years now, I didn't expect we'd still be humping like bunny rabbits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    do you have a gf that has multiple O's

    and then after 40min of sex you try to cool off
    but she's back on your dick witin 1 min


    If she climbs back on too quick I can usually hump
    but it will go limp when I get near nutting

    3rd time improves the chances I won't nut


    but, this is the first time my gun failed to shoot when I haven't had sex for hrs. It's cause of PCT.
    oooo the good old days.......i wont nut after 6 times TRT or no TRT I am just one horny bastard.
    Last edited by calgarian; 04-07-2010 at 09:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    we've been together 1.5 years now, I didn't expect we'd still be humping like bunny rabbits
    dont marry her otherwise it will change as soon as she eats the wedding cake

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    hmmm cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmmm cake
    no use u will poop it out as soon as u eat.

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    my nuts are hurting need HCG .

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill;513***4
    I'm ghost b/w women's Legs
    Corrected

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    I don't think I'm going to take much time off of gear before going back on
    maybe 4-6 weeks off total

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Imma start a Test E, P,C / Decc / Tren / Mast / Crak / and dbol cycle.. Any takers?
    Sounds like my next cycle but im using meth instead of deca and some H instead of dbol

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    Can't stand starting to date new chicks...they want to go out to eat and screw up my diet.

    No. Just come over here and watch me eat chicken,

    and then we have sex.

    is that so complicated?

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    Afternoon Cal/Moose

    Rest of you whores....good afternoon.

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    Siggy....how the decorating life...

    and i agree D, the beg of dating is the worst....

    Kratos, loving the gear now arent you....u should have just cruised for 4 weeks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    Can't stand starting to date new chicks...they want to go out to eat and screw up my diet.

    No. Just come over here and watch me eat chicken,

    and then we have sex.

    is that so complicated?

    chicks like it when you cook for them

    something like twice as many chicks find it sexy when a man cooks a meal rather then picks up the tab.

    but you can't feed them chicken boob

    I'll tell you one semi health choice that's a crowd pleaser

    try making a turkey meat lasagna
    it's fvcking delicious
    a little unhealthy but nowhere near as bad as going out

    girls like carbs and candy, plain and simple

    you gotta get the hooks in a little first...then make them watch you eat chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Siggy....how the decorating life...

    and i agree D, the beg of dating is the worst....

    Kratos, loving the gear now arent you....u should have just cruised for 4 weeks...
    nah, I want to let my nuts make a little comeback
    and let the receptors make a comeback

    and yes, the gear has me looking good, but I want more more more

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Sounds like my next cycle but im using meth instead of deca and some H instead of dbol
    meth is great for cutting
    but I hate the weight rebound eveytime I go into rehab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Siggy....how the decorating life...

    and i agree D, the beg of dating is the worst....

    Kratos, loving the gear now arent you....u should have just cruised for 4 weeks...
    Honestly i got pissed off with it Moose i never did shit today...I'll get back on it tomorrow

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    Evening Mr Roid.

    you catch the messi show?

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    i just got off 1000mg of tren a week, 5 weeks ago. just got blood work... everything is good!!

    so time for new cycle.

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    dukki you should do the same cycle that i'm doing

    2grams test e/wk

    500mg deca /wk

    dbol 20mg/day

    and bloodwork

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    chicks like it when you cook for them

    something like twice as many chicks find it sexy when a man cooks a meal rather then picks up the tab.

    but you can't feed them chicken boob

    I'll tell you one semi health choice that's a crowd pleaser

    try making a turkey meat lasagna
    it's fvcking delicious
    a little unhealthy but nowhere near as bad as going out

    girls like carbs and candy, plain and simple

    you gotta get the hooks in a little first...then make them watch you eat chicken
    LOL.

    Good call...I'll try that turkey lasagna

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    Can't stand starting to date new chicks...they want to go out to eat and screw up my diet.

    No. Just come over here and watch me eat chicken,

    and then we have sex.

    is that so complicated?
    I would just tell them that I am on a diet and cant eat. or I will cook for them or if u go out just have a pop and tell them that u r not hungry dont tell them till they order

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    heheheh jk rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i just got off 1000mg of tren a week, 5 weeks ago. just got blood work... everything is good!!

    so time for new cycle.
    1000 mg of tren????
    no wonder u r fvcked in ur head

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    well its beenreal, but ima go eat a pb bagel then go lift, then eat a meatball sandwich



    **** diets, I don't need them

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Evening Mr Roid.

    you catch the messi show?
    Yep he was great i'd have loved to see Arsenal win but how can you win when they got players like messi?

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