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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    God damn it.....
    herby said hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiigh....

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    Wusup GB? Vacation? There's no jobs in the ghetto.

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    Chic is really texing me that she gon fly me down to Miami and lick me from head 2 toe.. Good times indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Chic is really texing me that she gon fly me down to Miami and lick me from head 2 toe.. Good times indeed.
    and u r not going cause??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    herby said hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiigh....
    i dont know how u guys can function properly with this shit.....

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    Uuuh? I never said I wasn't going. Trust, I'm goin

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i dont know how u guys can function properly with this shit.....
    who said anything about functioning?......i already worked out so now its time to eat and relax bro..........chillin like a villin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Wusup GB? Vacation? There's no jobs in the ghetto.
    yes there is...sombody got to open up the fire hydrants man...it get hot brotha'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Uuuh? I never said I wasn't going. Trust, I'm goin
    Now we are talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    who said anything about functioning?......i already worked out so now its time to eat and relax bro..........chillin like a villin...
    whatever man.......not my bowl of shit.....
    Last edited by calgarian; 04-06-2010 at 08:44 AM.

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    tea is for gays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    tea is for gays
    or English......not my cup of coffee is that better ?

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    Lmaoooo

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    I want to sleep tren is fvcking me up

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    not my bowl of shit
    not my bag baby
    not my poop deck full of ass

    I don't care, but tea is for the lowest form of life on the planet...also known as the british

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    not my bowl of shit
    not my bag baby
    not my poop deck full of ass

    I don't care, but tea is for the lowest form of life on the planet...also known as the british
    look again better?

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    VP if u come to miami, hit me up...

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    where is Siggy and bi-polar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    VP if u come to miami, hit me up...
    he is planning to hit that chick up the one who is paying for his flight ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    he is planning to hit that chick up the one who is paying for his flight ...
    i need to find me a bitch like that.....she paying him to fly up and **** the shit out of her.....what a deal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    i need to find me a bitch like that.....she paying him to fly up and **** the shit out of her.....what a deal...
    ahem......arent u married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    VP if u come to miami, hit me up...

    Ur out there? Ok, most deff Bro. Ill let u know as soon as she books my flite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Ur out there? Ok, most deff Bro. Ill let u know as soon as she books my flite.
    i thought u and moosey will visit Calgary....will ask dukkit but he is on probation....

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    I'm Married and have a Girl. I mean wtf. I just wanna be single so I can enjoy myself. Yet my wife won't let me be even tho we getting divorced and my girl keeps fukin wit me but when I'm walkin out she change and want me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I'm Married and have a Girl. I mean wtf. I just wanna be single so I can enjoy myself. Yet my wife won't let me be even tho we getting divorced and my girl keeps fukin wit me but when I'm walkin out she change and want me..
    I am hoping she is not a bi-polar......

    u always want that u dont have

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    i need to find me a bitch like that.....she paying him to fly up and **** the shit out of her.....what a deal...
    Shit, I just had 2 talk this other chic out of buying me a car. I didn't feel comfortable wit that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Shit, I just had 2 talk this other chic out of buying me a car. I didn't feel comfortable wit that.
    sugar mama???

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Shit, I just had 2 talk this other chic out of buying me a car. I didn't feel comfortable wit that.
    shit man you must be as sexy as you claim for chics doin shit like that....most want to just take....

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    bitch be trippin'.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    shit man you must be as sexy as you claim for chics doin shit like that....most want to just take....
    wonder how old that chick was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    sugar mama???

    Just a good friend. Someone whom virginity I broke 15years ago. She just always there for me. Looks out. She know my car had issues, she called me from the dealership asking me about colors. I had 2 stop that. We only see each other once in a while but she loves Tyson.

    Tyson, nickname for my c*ck. Cuz it knocks the pvssy out!!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    shit man you must be as sexy as you claim for chics doin shit like that....most want to just take....

    I cannot lie, I am a sexy brown mofo.. next time I'm wit Dukki we will take pics.
    I really don't know, I just have that thing that makes women want to do things for me. I'm a good dude. Women like my confidence and passion about things I guess. Most women are takers tho.

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    Im here cal, feel asleep in the tub, i am now one wrinkly mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I cannot lie, I am a sexy brown mofo.. next time I'm wit Dukki we will take pics.
    I really don't know, I just have that thing that makes women want to do things for me. I'm a good dude. Women like my confidence and passion about things I guess. Most women are takers tho.
    i thought u were black brown ???? east indian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Im here cal, feel asleep in the tub, i am now one wrinkly mofo
    how u feeling? did u stop peeing oout of ur ass? did u go out saturday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    how u feeling? did u stop peeing oout of ur ass? did u go out saturday?
    I went from pissing out my ass to constipation, this is the best ive felt in two weeks, not 100% but alot better

    went out sunday, i can remember getting with this chick a few times thing were going well, then my buddy pissed her off so she wacked me on the chin


    Hows things going with you bro?

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    Peeing out of ass? Lol

    I am a sexy caramel complexion. Canadians wudnt understand. U watch canadian football? My soon to be brother in law plays Linebacker up there.. Otis.. shyt forgot his last name

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    I went from pissing out my ass to constipation, this is the best ive felt in two weeks, not 100% but alot better

    went out sunday, i can remember getting with this chick a few times thing were going well, then my buddy pissed her off so she wacked me on the chin


    Hows things going with you bro?
    ur buddy pissed her off and u got wacked?? why the fvck ur buddy was with u.....? u r a dink

    I am doing good. Picked up the car and these days all I hear is tearing and ripping muscles, pain in the knee and elbows.

    Oh and my wife is soooo mean sometimes. I asked her yesterday honey do u think I am shrinking cause one of the gym owner was saying i look smaller she said "ur balls are shrinking thats all i can notice" .She knows I am on cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Peeing out of ass? Lol

    I am a sexy caramel complexion. Canadians wudnt understand. U watch canadian football? My soon to be brother in law plays Linebacker up there.. Otis.. shyt forgot his last name
    For which team??? I think u r talking about CFL. Which team he plays for Otis....hmm sounds familiar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ur buddy pissed her off and u got wacked?? why the fvck ur buddy was with u.....? u r a dink

    I am doing good. Picked up the car and these days all I hear is tearing and ripping muscles, pain in the knee and elbows.

    Oh and my wife is soooo mean sometimes. I asked her yesterday honey do u think I am shrinking cause one of the gym owner was saying i look smaller she said "ur balls are shrinking thats all i can notice" .She knows I am on cycle.
    Yeah went out with a few friends n i met her in a bar, cals got two pee's in a pod


    and yeah i was pissing out my ass, its called the shits

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