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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    fatties always moan.

    btw, are the fatties looser than the others? That's all i care about, if its not tight, i go in the pooper.
    go in the pooper either way

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i better do some work this linux/perl/mysql thisng is interesting.....
    What you doing?

    I've grown quite able at matlab and C, C++ is gay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Good morning whores... Thought I stop in and say Hello before my morning starbucks/work trip
    MOrning!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    thats awesome.
    Not awesome. She was my gf of 7 months. That could of went bad. Lucky she is a b1tch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    gt8 d!cks think alike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Not awesome. She was my gf of 7 months. That could of went bad. Lucky she is a b1tch.
    COULD have went bad, but didnt. and was your gf and she a b*tch so it all worked out anyways lol.

    have any of you guys ever been called the wrong name?

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    bert still has his morning wood.

    When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    What you doing?

    I've grown quite able at matlab and C, C++ is gay!
    building a website use to work with c# now just want to do this perl thing its free so we will save alot of money in lic. Microsoft is fvcked anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    COULD have went bad, but didnt. and was your gf and she a b*tch so it all worked out anyways lol.

    have any of you guys ever been called the wrong name?
    i normally wont let them breath let alone able to talk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    bert still has his morning wood.

    When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
    nah...he is on No sex diet

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    building a website use to work with c# now just want to do this perl thing its free so we will save alot of money in lic. Microsoft is fvcked anyway.
    Ahhh.

    i use C at university. It's used to program robots and other autonomous machines.

    When i did my website i just used html. Couldn't be bothered with the rest.

    How you finding perl? I tried to write a perl worm once, it failed. haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Ahhh.

    i use C at university. It's used to program robots and other autonomous machines.

    When i did my website i just used html. Couldn't be bothered with the rest.

    How you finding perl? I tried to write a perl worm once, it failed. haha.
    if you get the logic down its just the matter of figuring out the freaking commands.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nah...he is on No sex diet
    bert was to awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and by cat i mean his gf.

    because he is not having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if you get the logic down its just the matter of figuring out the freaking commands.......


    Thats why i hate learning new code languages, the syntax changes for each one. And it gets so annoying when you got to use 2-3 different ones at once on the one machine.

    You'll get it. Plus its your job, so you have to get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    bert was to awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and by cat i mean his gf.

    because he is not having sex.

    how do u know his GF names is CAT????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    COULD have went bad, but didnt. and was your gf and she a b*tch so it all worked out anyways lol.

    have any of you guys ever been called the wrong name?
    If she did, i would of slapped her.

    Actually i would of kept going, finished, then slapped her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    how do u know his GF names is CAT????
    because bert is sexy.

    Last edited by Mr.Rose; 06-25-2010 at 08:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    His bum told me when we were cuddling after sex.
    you cuddle after sex? softy
    Last edited by Standby; 06-25-2010 at 08:48 AM.

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    lets not bring mum in the jokes.....i personally dont like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you cuddle after sex? softy
    they try to but as soon as they come close i m ready for it again pisses them off hey its not my fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you cuddle after sex? softy
    I ****ing love to cuddle. Hush you! comming from teh guy who doesnt even get any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    I ****ing love to cuddle. Hush you! comming from teh guy who doesnt even get any.
    ouch that was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    I ****ing love to cuddle. Hush you! comming from teh guy who doesnt even get any.
    ha this is true

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    lets not bring mum in the jokes.....i personally dont like it
    , apologies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    they try to but as soon as they come close i m ready for it again pisses them off hey its not my fault
    No one blames you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    , apologies.

    no worries...can u edit ur post and Stand by u too...please

    where were we oh yeah why stand by is not getting any...i am working on him he be a slut in no time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    ha this is true
    Sorry baby.

    group hug.

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    now you guys made me feel sh*tty lol. gunna have to find a fatty asap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    No one blames you.
    she and all the chick do.....they were like what?? again but we just did

    i m like so.......?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no worries...can u edit ur post and Stand by u too...please

    where were we oh yeah why stand by is not getting any...i am working on him he be a slut in no time
    is that better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    now you guys made me feel sh*tty lol. gunna have to find a fatty asap
    dime a dozen

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no worries...can u edit ur post and Stand by u too...please

    where were we oh yeah why stand by is not getting any...i am working on him he be a slut in no time
    Done and done.

    Now back to being whores.

    Yes, standby, tell me your situation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    is that better?
    OMG u just made bert Gay he wont like u

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    she and all the chick do.....they were like what?? again but we just did

    i m like so.......?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Done and done.

    Now back to being whores.

    Yes, standby, tell me your situation?
    i said i am working on him

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    that was not cool standby!! i onyl cuddle with mannic, not with bert!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i said i am working on him


    double team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post


    thats pretty much sums it all....then u jump in shower do it there or make it BJ pput ur cloths on and leave...perfect scenario.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post


    double team
    we are going to get this kid in trouble so fast u have no idea.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    thats pretty much sums it all....then u jump in shower do it there or make it BJ pput ur cloths on and leave...perfect scenario.
    Actually this is how it happens for me. Foreplay, sex, cuddle, shower, repear in shower, breakfast, repeat again.

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