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    I rock facial hair all the time... I look way better with it.... it just never gets this long

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Wheres that pic of berts twin.... gimme a min
    What??/ I can't wait to see this

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    Found it


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    He's got a little bit more weight then bert though

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    OMG... thats fuken funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ya, I was talkin abour growing it out like Kimbo Slice but nobody thinks its a good idea.... We'll see

    DOIT!

    LMFAO I started growing my beard out cuz my wife wouldn't fvck. I got pissed off one day and told her I wont shave until she opens her legs. She told me to go ahead and doit..... she's not the one with the hair. So I grew it out and wore it proudly..... 2 months later she gave it up. TWO MONTHS! I decided to not shave for another two months as her punishment.....

    Only reason I shaved the fvcker was because I was going into NYC for a night out and had to look sexy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Yep..... you read that right.....

    I'm HOTTTTTTT......... not even kidding. The beard killed my "looks" - I was meant to have a cleans haven face..... I can't even pull off the "Brett Favre scruffy" look.

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    re read.....what i did in ur quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    DOIT!

    LMFAO I started growing my beard out cuz my wife wouldn't fvck. I got pissed off one day and told her I wont shave until she opens her legs. She told me to go ahead and doit..... she's not the one with the hair. So I grew it out and wore it proudly..... 2 months later she gave it up. TWO MONTHS! I decided to not shave for another two months as her punishment.....

    Only reason I shaved the fvcker was because I was going into NYC for a night out and had to look sexy lol

    ~Haz~
    Thank you... I am glad I have someones approval. I am gonan shave my head down to its normal length tonight and see how it looks with the longer facial hair. If it looks ok.... I'll keep growing it, if it looks fuked, its all going the same length as usual.

    Wifey shut you down.... I never have that problem in my relationship... She wants it more than me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ya, I was talkin abour growing it out like Kimbo Slice but nobody thinks its a good idea.... We'll see




    Thats what my GF says!
    I wouldnt wanna hang out with u....cause after seeing me ppl definately think u r a terrorist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I wouldnt wanna hang out with u....cause after seeing me ppl definately think u r a terrorist.
    You have a good point... they'll think we're hezbollah

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I wouldnt wanna hang out with u....cause after seeing me ppl definately think u r a terrorist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You have a good point... they'll think we're hezbollah
    u r absolutely right.......so either shave or we are not hanging out

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so either shave or we are not hanging out
    Is that what you tell the ladies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Is that what you tell the ladies?
    no its more like...shave or I am not licking u......still fvck them,...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    DOIT!

    LMFAO I started growing my beard out cuz my wife wouldn't fvck. I got pissed off one day and told her I wont shave until she opens her legs. She told me to go ahead and doit..... she's not the one with the hair. So I grew it out and wore it proudly..... 2 months later she gave it up. TWO MONTHS! I decided to not shave for another two months as her punishment.....

    Only reason I shaved the fvcker was because I was going into NYC for a night out and had to look sexy lol

    ~Haz~
    wow, thats determination bro... I cant go 3 days without looking like an overgrown bush and it gets warm and itchy... cant do it.

    Thank god I didnt do it the whole time I wasent getting laid, could you imagine what that would look like? I would look like Cal...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    wow, thats determination bro... I cant go 3 days without looking like an overgrown bush and it gets warm and itchy... cant do it.

    Thank god I didnt do it the whole time I wasent getting laid, could you imagine what that would look like? I would look like Cal...

    mofo

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    bert finally got that title... i got my custom title too. i chose to have this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    bert finally got that title... i got my custom title too. i chose to have this!
    Good choice... very original!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    bert finally got that title... i got my custom title too. i chose to have this!
    nah u r too lazy to be a whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nah u r too lazy to be a whore
    x 2



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    best post i have seen so far

    *fvck you 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    You did something wrong....and shes pissed about it...something small like leave the toilet seat up, or left bread crumbs in the butter, or used her conditioner for lube while jerkin off in the shower and didn't close the lid properly allowing a minute amount of water to seep in and dilute its effectiveness, or let the dishwasher run out of that blue shit you put in the door that some how eliminates spotty dishes, or didn't clean the lid on the ketchup bottle and the little bit at the end where it comes out dried into a scummy looking layer, or woke her in her sleep because of your snoring, or forgot to put a new garbage bag in the garbage can after you took it upon yourself to take out the trash without being told to, or you took out the trash too early cause there was still room in it, or didn't completely rinse out the sink after shaving leaving a few stray wiskers, or forgot to use a fabric softener when you did the laundry, or were listening to the TV too loud, or were watching TV for that matter, or she caught you checkin out her mom and feels too akward to talk about it, or you ate popcorn, or you took 5 minutes of alone time which didn't include her, or your left bicep looks bigger than your right when the sun hits it just right, or you were slurping when you should have been sipping, or after you cleaned the whole house from top to bottom you forgot to dust the light fixtures on the ceiling, or when you were giving her a back rub you don't do it like the massage specialist who went to school for 10 years and makes more in one day than you make in a month, or you let her paint your nails and put mascara and lipstick on and do your hair and wear her sexy black panties and lingerie top but you drew the line when she asked you to try on her high heels, or maybe you just didn't do anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    best post i have seen so far
    u seen nothing yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    best post i have seen so far

    *fvck you 2
    I didnt read it the first time, not doing it now... like I said, I assume its good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    best post i have seen so far

    *fvck you 2
    u know u can only say it and cant do it

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    Cal, he's pretty mouthy for a newB... you gonna let him get away with this shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Cal, he's pretty mouthy for a newB... you gonna let him get away with this shit?
    he is taking his frustration out cause he aint getting any.....so i let him get away with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Cal, he's pretty mouthy for a newB... you gonna let him get away with this shit?
    you know KP i thought you were looking good and had good gains in your thread but after that post with the tortoise i think i was wrong. can steroids actually give negative gains? i think you answer that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you know KP i thought you were looking good and had good gains in your thread but after that post with the tortoise i think i was wrong. can steroids actually give negative gains? i think you answer that
    Its true, they make me smaller and uglier

    my tortoise outweighs you bud, probably lifts more too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you know KP i thought you were looking good and had good gains in your thread but after that post with the tortoise i think i was wrong. can steroids actually give negative gains? i think you answer that
    ouch KP......thats low Bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ouch KP......thats low Bro
    not too worried, I still have my brown connection watchin my back

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    What up all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    What up all?
    where should I start my Irish friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Its true, they make me smaller and uglier

    my tortoise outweighs you bud, probably lifts more too.
    i wish i still had my tortoise

    and you cant get at me like that lol i know im nothing special!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    What up all?
    SB hit puberty today and it really confused with his sexuality and is taking it out on the senior members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ouch KP......thats low Bro
    hush up he knows im just playing with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i wish i still had my tortoise

    and you cant get at me like that lol i know im nothing special!
    good to see you are no longer in denial, acceptance is the first step to recovery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    SB hit puberty today and it really confused with his sexuality and is taking it out on the senior members.
    lmao your such a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    where should I start my Irish friend
    Cal man how you doing? Get that Q7 yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    SB hit puberty today and it really confused with his sexuality and is taking it out on the senior members.
    Ahh don't mind him, I know your tender still over the abuse he has given you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    good to see you are no longer in denial, acceptance is the first step to recovery
    again penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Ahh don't mind him, I know your tender still over the abuse he has given you
    I wake up in the middle of the night crying and clenching my pillow

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