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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    wiping my ass?

    what do you think
    cutting your gear? Hence the sissy comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    why the hell would you feel sorry for him getting a divorce? Its good for him, he found himself a 12 year younger gal who pounds like a jackhammer... on top of that, he got a shitload of new contracts for his construction company so he went from being your average joe with a wife making mortgage payments to 7 figga nigga in 1 year, his ex is furious she cant go after him for more money.
    calm down KP lol every guy should be able to be single again i know and i was kidding i dont care about his divorce i was sorry about your car until you doubled up

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    No just for shots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    those are awesome, I use mine every day... doesnt seem to work on my weiner though, hardly enough room to get the clamp on.
    Damn wouldn't it be nice if it could. I wasn't blessed beyond average, but damn if I don't have a great reputation for knowing what to do with it

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    Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

    "Absence makes the cock grow harder"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    calm down KP lol every guy should be able to be single again i know and i was kidding i dont care about his divorce i was sorry about your car until you doubled up
    asphinctersays what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    No just for shots
    I should try that... vodka/redbull/b12

    we'll can it the Manic

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

    "Absence makes the cock grow harder"

    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

    "Absence makes the cock grow harder"

    my new custom title... thanx bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I should try that... vodka/redbull/b12

    we'll can it the Manic
    I like your thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    my new custom title... thanx bro
    Lmao. That's what I'm here for.

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    thats a sick custom title... i like it

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    i 100% know what mines is gunna be when i hit the posts!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i 100% know what mines is gunna be when i hit the posts!!!!
    what? 3000 posts and still nothing intellegent spoken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    what? 3000 posts and still nothing intellegent spoken
    i stay in the lounge and talk to you guys for a reason

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    Damn my wife still logs in as her friend and stalks my facebook. She keeps texting me about this girl she swears I'm tappin. I could have missed something but....she wanted the divorce.

    Jesus, her looks are a 10, she has nice fake cans, why is she worried about me? lol. Guys aren't going to care if she is psycho, they just wanna fvck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i stay in the lounge and talk to you guys for a reason
    probably a good idea, I hate words over 4 letters, I have to break out the online dictionary to make it through the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Damn my wife still logs in as her friend and stalks my facebook. She keeps texting me about this girl she swears I'm tappin. I could have missed something but....she wanted the divorce.

    Jesus, her looks are a 10, she has nice fake cans, why is she worried about me? lol. Guys aren't going to care if she is psycho, they just wanna fvck.
    post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that
    x2.

    now everytime you say the judge i think about the dude at my gym aluminum is banging

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that
    How about a PM with the pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    How about a PM with the pic?
    sure thing, but you cant post an image from your computer in PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    x2.

    now everytime you say the judge i think about the dude at my gym aluminum is banging
    thats fukken hilarious... think it will catch on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    How about a PM with the pic?
    dont forget who had your back in here earlier

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    ill be waiting for my pm as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    thats fukken hilarious... think it will catch on?
    we will have to try our best to make it catch on lol

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    Damn guys

    I have a slew on this PC, but I don't care to even look at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    ill be waiting for my pms to go away, hope Im not pregnant
    that would surely suck bro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    that would surely suck bro...
    lmao did you just get 3000 post like 3 weeks ago maybe less? and now yur at 6k! you sir are a huge bag of whore

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    I'll take a pm as well D lol. Just send it to one of us and we can pass it around haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    lmao did you just get 3000 post like 3 weeks ago maybe less? and now yur at 6k! you sir are a huge bag of whore
    nothing exceeds like excess...

    anyways, Im out for the night... yes I have a fukken date and Im sitting in here with you guys... no offesne, all the love to my ho's and whores a like

    she likes comedies, I wonder if Dinner for schmucks is any good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I'll take a pm as well D lol. Just send it to one of us and we can pass it around haha.
    me first though... I dont want all the sticky shit on the pics after Stacks is done with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    me first though... I dont want all the sticky shit on the pics after Stacks is done with them.
    Send it to nicotine so we all get it without a clear coat on it lol.

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    She like-a-da way my dick tastes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    nothing exceeds like excess...

    anyways, Im out for the night... yes I have a fukken date and Im sitting in here with you guys... no offesne, all the love to my ho's and whores a like

    she likes comedies, I wonder if Dinner for schmucks is any good.
    dinner for schmucks is alright but the other guys is way funny i would def take her to see that

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    If it's not time yet but the time is right is it the right time to be wrong even if your the last one on the elavator and the carpets blue?

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    Think of me a custom title boys, Im out

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    When two ducks quack and a bird flying over shits on a window do orange apples grow faster then green oranges?

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    stack what are you searching to find these? i want in on the game i need some whoring to do

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    I just made those two up off the top of my head lol. I always say shit like that to my friends when they're high.

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    wow thats awesome if you can just think of that crap lol

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