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    It reminds me of that commercial where the guy gets off the scale and runs a lap around the gym and then gets back on and weighs himself again. The punch line was " looking for fast results?" I can't remember what it was for tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao. You should have just walked up next to him and lifted your shirt in the mirror. Then said "now until you get to this level, you just look fvckin retarded." then smiled and continued your workout.
    im not dieting.......well...im bulking but....... :\

    my top4 kinda show. but i have like, 50+ lbs on the kid. my shoulders are 10x better, my traps and chest dominate, he NEVER EVER does legs. i think my wrists are thicker than his calves......

    just....... ARGH!

    HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Everytime he does it now just laugh obnoxiously loud and point so everyone sees it. It may give him a complex and make him stop lol.

    Or you could offer to give him the knowledge he needs in order to start seeing changes.

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    he just finished a "cycle" of winny and tren (by itself, no test).

    i dont have time to educate the children. got my own training and learning to do.

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    His mistakes should teach him well enough then. I don't ever offer advice at the gym either. Only if I'm asked do I say anything.

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    i just walked my dogs.

    after doing legs.

    that sucked.

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    Too early.....way too early

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    is it friday where you are too?
    lol

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    Friday the 13th bitches

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    Im going solo

    Somebody got to keep this place going

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    morning....

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    fukk sukk fukk a dukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Which means moths can't enjoy anal sex
    thats not what my last Moth said......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    fukk sukk fukk a dukk
    into animals now?

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    Some of the women you entertain could be labled "Animals" cal

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Some of the women you entertain could be labled "Animals" cal
    Freak more like it and if u go by the size well then "big foot" comes to mind but big foot isnt animal

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    Wheres that little cockney bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Wheres that little cockney bastard
    making babies

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    i made a baby last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i made a baby last night
    only ONE????

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i made a baby last night
    a brown baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    a brown baby?
    hey watch it..........



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    oops.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    oops.....
    uh huh...forgot abt me didnt u...ass clown

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    Lol

    whats everybodys plans for the weekend? I know cals and Kp's

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    i need a "lunch" date...its been a while.........wait I have one today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    a brown baby?
    no a white one

    with an 18 year old


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    workin all weekend.........OT though so double time

    cal I would buy you lunch...........but no kissing

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    no a white one

    with an 18 year old

    if I do end up getting divorced im goin to get me an 18 year old for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    workin all weekend.........OT though so double time

    cal I would buy you lunch...........but no kissing
    i only kiss if u r woman and 100lbs over weight so dont worry i will take u up for lunch offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    if I do end up getting divorced im goin to get me an 18 year old for a while
    if u get 18 yrs old do u wanna get 3 .....1 for u and 2 for me?

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    are you looking for twins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    are you looking for twins
    nope 2 of 18 yrs will make 36 and I am 35 I love older women ....

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    1 18 is half my age but she is still legal...

    when i was 16 i messed around with a 35 year old woman....never fuked her but jus bout everything else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    1 18 is half my age but she is still legal...

    when i was 16 i messed around with a 35 year old woman....never fuked her but jus bout everything else
    when i was 29 i met a 43 yrs old blond squitter....u want details is to what happened after ???

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    im guessing she squirted........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    im guessing she squitted........
    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    im guessing she squirted........
    after riding me for 45 minutes my left leg was all wet and i was like WTF? that was the first time i notice she was a squitter and things got lot better after that.....one time she was moaning so bad that I had to stop and ask her if she is alright...

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    one thing i know about squirters/urinators is always put plastic under the bed sheet.....wait i think i learned that here

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