I have the Punchline.. What is the Joke!!???

[ninesecz]

Maybe the Punchline is the joke but I have heard this in like 3 different movies and they always give the punchline like we are suppose to automatically know the joke..
I am sure you have heard it!
The Punchline is... "Rectum Damn Near Killed Him!"

Is there an actual joke that goes with this punch line or is it just some type of joke within itself?

[ninesecz]

Found it...



This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!

[ninesecz]

the long version..


HERE'S ANOTHER*********************************…

One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'

As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its ***.

Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'

The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's ***.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word '***' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed 'em.'

HERE'S ANOTHER*********************************…

A little boy goes to school and tells his teacher "Me and Dad were driving along and we hit a big bull moose right in the ***!"

The teacher says "rectum."

Kid says, "Rectum? Damn near killed him."

[Immortal Soldier]

[Free Will]

^^^

[l2elapse]

this is from one of chris farleys movies, cant remember which!