AHHHH Has this HAPPENED TO ANYONE...

**The Deuce** · 08-09-2009, 06:46 PM

So today I shattered my 4th AMP of Norma TEST E in a ROW !!!

I have an amp opener.. I scored it.. for like 5 minutes... went to snap it ... AND BANG !!! 250mgs of TEST all in my hand along with GLASS SHARDS and Blood to boot...

WTF !!!!

Is there a sure fire guaranteed way to get into these things without this happening to me over and over and over again !!! Getting a little sick and tired of it happening... ME --->

<--- THE AMP (Winning)

All I can picture now is when I go to use my SCHERING HG PRIMO is this happening to them.. I hate AMPS !!! They suck so BAD !!! I used to LOVE them but for some reason I just CAN'T OPEN THEM ANYMORE !!

My next CYCLE I am running 7 of these lil bastids a Week... Along with Omna's... but honestly gonna seriously think about not using the OMNA'S ... LESS AMPS THAT WILL BE BROKEN ALL OVER THE PLACE... A little too late on the PRIMO tho... ALREADY HAVE THEM... All 120 of em... AHHHHHHHHH.... It was the only way to ensure THAT I GOT REAL PRIMO... Was to go the HG way...

Damn Tragedy ...

***T-MOS*** · 08-09-2009, 06:49 PM

I use a metal file..... it scores the glass real nice and they just snap right off

**The Deuce** · 08-09-2009, 06:54 PM

Like what kind of metal file????

***T-MOS*** · 08-09-2009, 06:58 PM

IDK, its just a metal, triangle about 10 inches long...has three sides, its about the size of a pencil

like this but without the wood handle

***T-MOS*** · 08-09-2009, 07:00 PM

this is what I use

**The Deuce** · 08-09-2009, 07:17 PM

I got ONE of those!!! actually.. I got like 10 of em... but I never in a million years thought that that would ever work on a stupid lil amp... so what do I DO.. now i know this sounds stupid.. put im guessing I gently saw it.. taking away tiny bits of glass around the whole cylinder like top and then when i think it's time... give her a snap while I cross my fingers in my mind???

**gixxerboy1** · 08-09-2009, 07:23 PM

that happened to me when the opener gets old. T-mos is correct a file works well.

Also Omna's are easy. I don't even use an opener.

The old icn's u needed a file and a sledge hammer to open them

BG · 08-09-2009, 07:26 PM

Pen cap one the top helps also. That has to be the sharpest glass ever !!!

**The Deuce** · 08-09-2009, 07:36 PM

So.. Use File... SCORE GLASS... Grab Pen Cap.. place over top of amp... and SNAP.. and I should be good to go???

I am relatively new to this whole AMP thing... I haven't used a lot of them in my day...

Bear with me here.. lol... These things are ridiculous... I mean c'mon who wants glass shards in their fingers trying to get into their damned Gear... OR BETTER YET... Who wants it to literally EXPLODE into their hands !!! NOT ME !!!

Ugh this is why i stick with 10ml vials...

**DOM6** · 08-09-2009, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

So today I shattered my 4th AMP of Norma TEST E in a ROW !!!

I have an amp opener.. I scored it.. for like 5 minutes... went to snap it ... AND BANG !!! 250mgs of TEST all in my hand along with GLASS SHARDS and Blood to boot...

WTF !!!!

Is there a sure fire guaranteed way to get into these things without this happening to me over and over and over again !!! Getting a little sick and tired of it happening... ME --->

<--- THE AMP (Winning)

All I can picture now is when I go to use my SCHERING HG PRIMO is this happening to them.. I hate AMPS !!! They suck so BAD !!! I used to LOVE them but for some reason I just CAN'T OPEN THEM ANYMORE !!

My next CYCLE I am running 7 of these lil bastids a Week... Along with Omna's... but honestly gonna seriously think about not using the OMNA'S ... LESS AMPS THAT WILL BE BROKEN ALL OVER THE PLACE... A little too late on the PRIMO tho... ALREADY HAVE THEM... All 120 of em... AHHHHHHHHH.... It was the only way to ensure THAT I GOT REAL PRIMO... Was to go the HG way...

Damn Tragedy ...

i use my shaver, i have a whal shaver for my head and i set the top piece all the way back and took off 1 of the teeth on it so the side of the amp fits in perfect so when i turn it on and it touchs the amp it scores it real well, a friend of mine went to home depot and got 1 of those glass scribers, he said it works real well

**DOM6** · 08-09-2009, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

that happened to me when the opener gets old. T-mos is correct a file works well.

Also Omna's are easy. I don't even use an opener.

The old icn's u needed a file and a sledge hammer to open them

***T-MOS*** · 08-09-2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

I got ONE of those!!! actually.. I got like 10 of em... but I never in a million years thought that that would ever work on a stupid lil amp... so what do I DO.. now i know this sounds stupid.. put im guessing I gently saw it.. taking away tiny bits of glass around the whole cylinder like top and then when i think it's time... give her a snap while I cross my fingers in my mind???

I just score it with one of the edges of the triangle....just a light scratch all the way around the neck and POP, it snaps right off

I score the neck
wrap in a towel
hold firmly both top and bottom,
and SNAP.....

**ninesecz** · 08-09-2009, 08:09 PM

I am glad I have no ampules I would break one and then get mad and throw the whole tray of them across the room!

**mho** · 08-09-2009, 08:21 PM

Score it with a diamond tip dremel bit.

**DOM6** · 08-09-2009, 11:05 PM

just send them to me ill open them for you, and send you back some cooking oil, lol

**TITANIUM** · 08-10-2009, 06:02 PM

Miniature diamond coated files.They work the best and won't get dull from the glass. Or carborundum coated files.(carbide).

**powerliftmike** · 08-10-2009, 06:05 PM

hold the bottom wrapped in toliet paper and then pop the top off with pliers.

**TITANIUM** · 08-10-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by powerliftmike

hold the bottom wrapped in toliet paper and then pop the top off with pliers.

I guess it would depend on the thickness of the glass.

Pliers and glass don't like each other much.

You must have developed a certain technique for doing this.

**Matt** · 08-10-2009, 06:15 PM

I just eat the gear while its still in the vial...

**TITANIUM** · 08-10-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I just eat the gear while its still in the vial...

Now, that's always an option!

**operationgetbig** · 08-10-2009, 09:31 PM

i used a hacksaw on my farmak test prop. those things you cant open without scoring. alotta stuff comes pre scored which is great. ive had some sust that i would just pop off with a pen cap.

**HILLBILLY** · 08-11-2009, 09:57 PM

Metal fingernail file has always worked fine for me.

-JJ-

**playboii** · 08-11-2009, 10:29 PM

dude theirs so many tests out now with the inject method why are you still on amps? lol unless if is scirochie sustanon which is yummy lol i duno if i spelled out the name right tho but i always used a scissor to snap open my amps but ill have a zip lock over the amp so if it ever shatterd ill just suck the rest of the liquid from the bag

**playboii** · 08-11-2009, 10:30 PM

another method is swaging the edge of the amp with a stake a knife then poppin it off.

**The Deuce** · 08-12-2009, 10:48 AM

Because I LOVE SCHERING PRIMO !!!! It's pretty much the only way to get guaranteed 100% pure PRIMOBOLAN !! Anything from a UGL could be anything... Most UGL's exchange Primo for EQ(cheaper way and most people dont notice the difference.. I would but most people wouldn't.. then they will be like OHH THAT'S THE BEST PRIMO I HAVE DONE MAN!!).. sad I know but hey this world is full of scammers and losers..

So my next Bulking cycle is going to consist of all HG products.. which just so happens to come in AMPS !!!

1000mgs of Test Per week Test E = Norma (16weeks) (80amps)
600mgs of Nandrolone Decanoate = Norma (14weeks) )(Not in a break top amp Thank God)
100mgs of Primo (Daily) = Schering Primo (16weeks) (135amps)
75mgs Daily Proviron = Schering Proviron (18weeks) (It's an Oral)

That being said... That is ROUGHLY 220 total amps in a 16 week period including FRONTLOADING since I will not be using an ORAL to kick start it... Considered FARMAK Test Prop but that would just mean ... MORE AMPS !!!! AHHHHHH !!

But all in all I can bet a MILLION DOLLARS that this cycle right here will probably BE the BEST CYCLE I HAVE EVER RUN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE !!!

BG · 08-12-2009, 10:58 AM

Nice cycle, all that test and proviron I would be a walking hard-on.

**Hazard** · 08-12-2009, 11:00 AM

I just wrap a towel around my amps..... hold the bottom part in my hand while my thumb pushes the top of the amp. Works everytime without shattering for me.....

If you score it and do that.... you'll be golden.

~Haz~

**The Deuce** · 08-12-2009, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by BG

Nice cycle, all that test and proviron I would be a walking hard-on.

LOL... That's the ONLY thing I am worried about with this cycle.. lol.. well not so much WORRIED about but.. more like.. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS.. I'd hate to be PITCHIN' A TENT while doing SQUATS.. Or worse yet... DEADS.. LOL.. Dragging the BAR up and over Lil Deuce.. Hahaha...

No I think this is by far my most thought out cycle ever. My cleanest cycle ever.. AND... The one that will yield the GREATEST RESULTS since turning to the DARKSIDE. Hahaha...