Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)

[Abominator]

I met this EXTREMELY hot girl whom wants to have a 'friends with benefits' relationship with me but under one disturbing condition: I involve myself with another man one time and one time only...while she watches.

I'm completely disgusted by the idea (no offense to the board gays) but this girl is smokin'

Attached are a few pics

If I did such a thing, a lot of booze would be consumed and I'd take a SHITLOAD of Xanax so the entire event would be completely erased from my memory.

What would you do in my situation?

[sigman roid]

As hot as she is there is NO WAY bro!!!!!Dont do it.

[Abominator]

Anyone else?

[ray0414]

idk man, it could be a trick. she might not even go thru with having hte benifits with you. while your with this guy should could take pictures and then blackmail you, it has lifetime movie network written all over it lol
If she really wanted to have some sort of relationship with YOU, she wouldnt make you do that, so its some weird perverted kinky thing she has for herself..i wouldnt do it.

[Misery13]

idk man, it could be a trick. she might not even go thru with having hte benifits with you. while your with this guy should could take pictures and then blackmail you, it has lifetime movie network written all over it lol
If she really wanted to have some sort of relationship with YOU, she wouldnt make you do that, so its some weird perverted kinky thing she has for herself..i wouldnt do it.

wow...IDK...she needs give it up a few times first...but no way...

[l2elapse]

**** no

[Misery13]

boooooo...

[Abominator]

idk man, it could be a trick. she might not even go thru with having hte benifits with you. while your with this guy should could take pictures and then blackmail you, it has lifetime movie network written all over it lol
If she really wanted to have some sort of relationship with YOU, she wouldnt make you do that, so its some weird perverted kinky thing she has for herself..i wouldnt do it.

But what if it's not a trap? What if she lets me tap that ass any time I please?

If I go through with it, does that make me a homo, even though I'll be completely wasted and drugged up to the extreme, and ONLY doing it for the sole purpose of having sex with the hottest bitch I've ever seen?

[Flagg]

So she is basically saying you can have me if you **** my gay friend? And just one time only....until the next time. And then she wont give you anything till you comply to her next sorid fantasy.

Smells a bit fishy to me. Suggest a tag team, you and this dude on her. Or suggest you get a taster of what SHE has to offer you.

[Abominator]

So she is basically saying you can have me if you **** my gay friend? And just one time only....until the next time. And then she wont give you anything till you comply to her next sorid fantasy.

Smells a bit fishy to me. Suggest a tag team, you and this dude on her. Or suggest you get a taster of what SHE has to offer you.

That may be a good idea. I'll insist I get a taste of what she has to offer before I even consider touching her male friend. Or possibly a tag-team.

EDIT: And I'm not sure if she wants penetration to take place, maybe just oral.

[sigman roid]

Stop it

[calgarian]

so let me guess.....
b4 she lets u fvck her she wants u to be fvcked by a man???
U know what going to happen...she is going to get picture of u while getting it and wont fvck u after....I can pretty much guarantee it,

[Abominator]

so let me guess.....
b4 she lets u fvck her she wants u to be fvcked by a man???
U know what going to happen...she is going to get picture of u while getting it and wont fvck u after....I can pretty much guarantee it,

That's what I'm beginning to think. I'm going to demand I get a piece from her before touching this guy.

[Dukkit]

dude

if your this desperate for a "hot chick" who will be using YOU instead of you using HER

then you have problems

dont do it

find another hot chick

[peachfuzz]

No way in hell

[calgarian]

That's what I'm beginning to think. I'm going to demand I get a piece from her before touching this guy.

she wants to be a bottom or top???i hope u understand what i am asking u

[Flagg]

That may be a good idea. I'll insist I get a taste of what she has to offer before I even consider touching her male friend. Or possibly a tag-team.

EDIT: And I'm not sure if she wants penetration to take place, maybe just oral.

Definitely. For all you know she hates straight men, and is using her sexuality to get to you. I mean how would you feel if she didn't give you anything after you've played around with her gay friend? You would be angry/disgusted/ashamed....seriously mate, that could REALLY **** you up in the head and could completely shatter your respect for women forever, not to mention make you fanatically homophobic because of what you done and feeling ashamed about it.

Ask her for something first. Because they usually say, when something is too good to be true, then it usually is.

[Mooseman33]

how are u even considering this...

[gunslinger2]

Its a setup bro, she has no intention of being with you IMO. Don't do it man, you will hate yourself for it later.

[Mooseman33]

she wants to be a bottom or top???i hope u understand what i am asking u

by ur statement here, u have already made ur mind up. if she gives u a taste, u are going to fvk her friend.

have u never been with a really hot chick man?

and i think dinner and movie is to much work to get laid...

[Abominator]

I demanded she let me eat her out first beforehand. I'm awaiting her response.

[CBGB]

Is this a serious fvcking question?

The answer is no, no, and fvck no! You fvck dudes if your gay. No other reason.

[kojak_x]

You must want to experience the same sex just to consider this. You should think to yourself of want you want. If you don't think you would like to be with another man then its very simple. Don't do it. Try to bang her and if not then move on.

[redz]

All you will get out of this is a sore bleeding asshole.

[Mooseman33]

I demanded she let me eat her out first beforehand. I'm awaiting her response.

thats ur demand..


so if u eat her box, u then have to fvk/or get fvk by a dude.

havent had much puss have u bro?

dammit man,

[ray0414]

theres a time and a place for "taking one for the team", this is not that situation lol

[Hazard]

I demanded she let me eat her out first beforehand. I'm awaiting her response.

OH F*CK NO! you gotta be kidding me......

1st of all.... you shouldn't be considering touching another penis unless your bi or gay..... idc who offers free sex.

2nd - why the good f*ck would you say "Yeah i'll doit..... if you let me eat you out...." Jesus christ man..... atleast have her get your nut off......

this thread is retarded...... i am so mad that this was even posted LOL...... you better not go through with it

~Haz~

[Dukkit]

i say... us bros from the board

come and hide in the closet as you meet her

then we bum rush her and take advantage of her

cuz thats basically what shes doing to you

[calgarian]

by ur statement here, u have already made ur mind up. if she gives u a taste, u are going to fvk her friend.

have u never been with a really hot chick man?

and i think dinner and movie is to much work to get laid...

normally rubbing inside of her thigh and asking how u doing while looking into her eyes does the trick takes less then 5 minutes for a chick to undress...but its just me.

[energizer bunny]

no chance!!!!!!!!!!

[Hazard]

to the OP.....

BEWARE...... you're going to get PM's from DSM..... just like scammers on newbies ahahaha

~Haz~

[stack_it]

I really believe a truly straight man would not suck a wiener to get pvssy. If ur that desperate go to the bunny ranch

[calgarian]

i say... us bros from the board

come and hide in the closet as you meet her

then we bum rush her and take advantage of her

cuz thats basically what shes doing to you

AMEN to that.....

[energizer bunny]

i would say she is tricking you mate...........why the fuk would she want to see that???

[Dancer]

Where is DSM when you need him.

[Hazard]

LMFAO only 1 vote for yes..... bet that was the op's vote

~Haz~

[energizer bunny]

I really believe a truly straight man would not suck a wiener to get pvssy. If ur that desperate go to the bunny ranch

NO he cant come to my ranch.......wey if he lets me have a go at the girl

[Mooseman33]

I really believe a truly straight man would not suck a wiener to get pvssy. If ur that desperate go to the bunny ranch

u said wiener.....thats great..

[stack_it]

I demanded she let me eat her out first beforehand. I'm awaiting her response.

Holy Santa clause shit. That's like a girl demanding to give me head before she cools me dinner and does my laundry

[Abominator]

Decided not to do it. She said something that indicated it was clearly a trap. Mods, please delete this thread.