Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)

**Eddie_m63** · 03-03-2011, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by 40plusnewbie

As a rule of thumb all guys should get good enough so that they only 'date' women they are already ****ing.

Another good rule is to not spend any money on any chick (unless you would do it for a male in the same situation) unless your already ****ing her.

I got a lot of women intrigued when they would ask me to buy them a drink and I would stare them right in the eyes and say "I only spend money on girls I am already having sex with".

Stand out from the rest of the schmucks when meeting strange/new women. For example, you know what it translates to when u ask a women "can i buy you a drink?"= If I give you $7.00 will you let me talk to you for 5 minutes? = LAME

And **** phone numbers. You know what it says when you ask a woman for her phone number? It says "I want to **** you, but I haven't quite figured out how yet, so if you give me your number when I figure it out I will give you a call." **** that. Skip all that bullshit.

Way too many guys are such lame asses when it comes to dealing with women.

So what book did you get all this info from?

**DSM4Life** · 03-03-2011, 06:56 PM

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**swllce** · 03-03-2011, 08:48 PM

Close encounter with almost going gay,holy shitsky!
You know ,man on man pornstars make more than man on girl pornstars.But that is for a nother tread.Anyone?

**Times Roman** · 03-04-2011, 11:00 AM

I think the hot chic was a ploy.... he just wanted to bang the dude instead

**behind7proxiesUmad** · 03-04-2011, 11:01 AM

This was a troll thread you slack jawed faggots

**MBMETC** · 03-04-2011, 12:38 PM

^^^ no shit really

**l2elapse** · 03-04-2011, 12:59 PM

you really are a loser

**Times Roman** · 03-04-2011, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by behind7proxiesUmad

This was a troll thread you slack jawed faggots

No... OP was really hot for the dude. Banged him hard, and then reciprocated by servicing him greedily with knee pads down and grasping firmly the blokes bum from behind, pistoning the blokes rod with his mouth repeatedly until the bloke splayed DNA all over OP's satisfied face.

I think the only thing OP was complaining about was he should have chapsticked up first before servicing the bloke, cuz now his lips are ruby red like a baboons asss.

**MBMETC** · 03-04-2011, 01:12 PM

I heard when op farts it smells like vasoline

**coonhunter** · 03-04-2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Abominator

But what if it's not a trap? What if she lets me tap that ass any time I please?

If I go through with it, does that make me a homo, even though I'll be completely wasted and drugged up to the extreme, and ONLY doing it for the sole purpose of having sex with the hottest bitch I've ever seen?

Yes having sex with men makes you a homo. Straight guys dont want to have sex with other guys for any reason. Just tell her you cant do it but you could hit her with a make friend with her in the middle.

**Times Roman** · 03-04-2011, 01:14 PM

No. That's him burping. He get's it indirectly through ATM

**Bojangles69** · 03-04-2011, 06:02 PM

Thats got to be a real shitty feeling filling out all your registration info and getting a new email anytime you want to make a post.

Its got to kill the magic of playing pretend internet badass. A true badass doesn't have mutiple proxies, they have 1 scrambler, and an automated
email generator. He talks pretty dirty, but doesn't know how to play dirty. Comeon noob, get with the program. Its 2011, 7 proxies is soo 90s.

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-04-2011, 07:13 PM

bump

**SaintInASinnersEyes** · 03-05-2011, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

But what if it's not a trap? What if she lets me tap that ass any time I please?

If I go through with it, does that make me a homo, even though I'll be completely wasted and drugged up to the extreme, and ONLY doing it for the sole purpose of having sex with the hottest bitch I've ever seen?

not only does it make u a homo but it makes you a beta too find another bitch OP