Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)

[LatissimusaurousRex]

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[Knockout_Power]

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[40plusnewbie]

i really love to say something in that thread but i rather not........u , me , haz, dukkit and other are blessed with one night stands some arent that lucky they had to fork up money

As a rule of thumb all guys should get good enough so that they only 'date' women they are already ****ing.

Another good rule is to not spend any money on any chick (unless you would do it for a male in the same situation) unless your already ****ing her.

I got a lot of women intrigued when they would ask me to buy them a drink and I would stare them right in the eyes and say "I only spend money on girls I am already having sex with".

Stand out from the rest of the schmucks when meeting strange/new women. For example, you know what it translates to when u ask a women "can i buy you a drink?"= If I give you $7.00 will you let me talk to you for 5 minutes? = LAME

And **** phone numbers. You know what it says when you ask a woman for her phone number? It says "I want to **** you, but I haven't quite figured out how yet, so if you give me your number when I figure it out I will give you a call." **** that. Skip all that bullshit.

Way too many guys are such lame asses when it comes to dealing with women.

[Knockout_Power]

Way too many guys are such lame asses when it comes to dealing with women.

I can check that one off, huge PussE here.

[Apanda]

Haha just read this whole thing. Epic thread is epic

[40plusnewbie]

I can check that one off, huge PussE here.

There is a game I used to play with friends that will cure you of all anxiety of approaching and talking with all (including extremely hot) women. My preference was to do it with a group of 4 guys.

You go out to a hot nightspot, one large enough to have honest to goodness 9's and 10' in there.

It's a game that psychologically could be referred to as a 'paradoxical technique'. What you do is this: Each guy has a turn approaching one of the very hotttest women in the club, the twist is that the GOAL is to get BLOWN OFF ASAP. The other 3 guys come up with some real weirdo opening line for the guys whose turn it is to use on the women they pick for him to approach. And you can't use half measures, you need to be in a real hot spot in whatever city your in, one with honest to goodness 9's and 10's.

So the 3 not up discuss what the dude whose turn it is is going to act like and say when he approaches the babe. I STRONGLY prefer to not use any openers that will freak the woman out and make her think you could be dangerous or a kinky freak or something like that. Your not out to humiliate the woman or scare her, your goal is to desensitize yourself to approaching and conversing with absolutely beautiful women. Saying something sick is mega lame as not only will it scare a stranger, she could be an honest to goodness sweetheart/innocent or something. The goal is about YOU, and getting YOU used to approaching hot chicks.

So the 3 not up discuss how the guy whose turn it is should act and what he is to initially say. The goal is to not get a simple, polite blow off like "I'm sorry but I'm waiting for someone" or something of that sort. The goal is to get blown off ASAP, like have the chick just turn away from you, or. preferably leave the area where she was standing in order to get away from you. You also don't want to gross her out or anything so she won't get you kicked out by complaining about you.

Something like asking her if she would ever consider a man who cross dressed and ask her what she thinks how you would look if you were in a dress and wearing a pair of high heals like the ones she has on, then maybe putting your foot next to hers like your trying to imagine what you would look like wearing those high heels on yourself.

Or walking up to her in a kind of humped over posture and askng her shit about star trek or something like that.

It's not only mad fun discussing different ideas of what the guys whose turn it is is going to do, it's also mad fun to watch and see her reaction and then process it all 4 of you together afterwords.

The winner is the one who gets blown off/ignored quickest, again, not a polite blow off she has done a million times before, u want to get her to actually walk away from you quick.

Eventually u will be immune to approaching women with the fear of being blown off by them. Also u will have lots of great laughs.

[Times Roman]

old thread, but responding anyways...
sorry mate, aint no woman that hot for me to do the funky chicken with another bro!

Is this some kind of trick question?

[stack_it]

It just got bumpy in here

[Shol'va]

Good God Gurdy, I'll say! But since it's here...Aint no woman ever gonna make me do it with another man. I'll do it with him on my own.

[stack_it]

Sholva would you have sex with a woman to get in bed with your dream guy lol. This would include vaginal licking

[Shol'va]

Sholva would you have sex with a woman to get in bed with your dream guy lol. This would include vaginal licking

I think I just hurled. But if he was hot enough,ie Haz, I would try to fake it with her and bring along a strap on sally and a dog for the vag licking session.

[stack_it]

Lmao. Clean vagina doesn't taste bad.

[stack_it]

Nevermind that last statement because clean penis probably doesn't either and I will never try it.







Unless there is a huge amount of money involved lol joking... Maybe

[Shol'va]

Nevermind that last statement because clean penis probably doesn't either and I will never try it.

True...but



Unless there is a huge amount of money involved lol joking... Maybe

none of us should ever say never.

[stack_it]

What about saying "not ever"

[Shol'va]

What about saying "not ever"

People do a lot of things they normally wouldn't do when money talks.

[stack_it]

That's what my disclaimer was for. Suitcases full of money could erase my mind and clear any taste out of my mouth lol

[Shol'va]

That's what my disclaimer was for. Suitcases full of money could erase my mind and clear any taste out of my mouth lol

Just remember that the difference between lust and love is a spit and a swallow. So if its only for money then spit it out!

[gixxerboy1]

That's what my disclaimer was for. Suitcases full of money could erase my mind and clear any taste out of my mouth lol

a suitcase full of pennies?

[Shol'va]

a suitcase full of penises?

Error corrected.

[rbg]

Tell her you'll do it, but she has to do it with another woman first.....watch/join in, and then dump her without fulfilling your end of the deal!!

[NattyR1]

how are you so naive?

[stack_it]

a suitcase full of pennies?

It would have to be $100 dollar bills for sure

[DSM4Life]

She has a dirty crack.

[JinNtonic]

Vomit...

[stack_it]

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[Standby]

oh stack it...

[songdog]

Aint no ass worth that.I wouldve never even posted this crap.

[DSM4Life]

[Times Roman]

what's up with Shol'va? Don't tell him, but I think his avatar is cheating with a new guy on him?

[layeazy]

The whole thing was hilarious it would make a good comedy movie i imagine however no chick would ask that of ya.

The strangest thing i had to do for a hot chick was piss in her mouth which i was more than glad to do...

But to shag another dude really????? that request is well not believable i don't think... funny as hell though

[Eddie_m63]

^ Great story.

[Uncle$]

Are you serious?!?!? Do you really have to think about this?!?!?! DO NOT DO IT!!!!

[drdeath613]

once you go down this road theres no coming back bro theres no such thing is a little gay

thats like guys saying im bi no no no once you take another mans junks in your mouth ur gay

[Dunk]

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[BELLEZZO]

Listen man,im down with being fraky in bed and all...but come on man!!!!!!!!! Think about what youre saying,who the fvck is this broad to make a demand like that? Honestly man i dont care how hot she is,or how much sex i was guaranteed..i would tell her to fvck off...i mean dude,not to be a dick but how desperate are you? Youre debating on having sex with a man just to tag a hot piece???? Come on dude man-up!!!!!!!!

[l2elapse]

what a thread

[drdeath613]

these are hall of shame people

1. *RAGE*
2. bigboi317
3. DSM4Life
4. gixxerboy1
5. makelovenotwar21
6. MuscleScience
7. Schmidty
8. studdedout
9. the big 1


dsm is only in it for the guy so i forgive him but the rest shame on you

[Hoggage_54]

Bump!

[LatissimusaurousRex]

once you go down this road theres no coming back bro theres no such thing is a little gay

thats like guys saying im bi no no no once you take another mans junks in your mouth ur gay

what if it just brushes past your lips?