If you are in it for the FVCK of it

[calgarian]

IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND DECIDE TO CHEAT (bad ...bad boy).....If you didint why the hell u r here reading this

OK So here is the NOT to do list . Lets face it the at the end of the day
"You dont want to marry her" we will call it ER(End result).
(I know most girl will hate me for it...oh well )
Definition: Girl = Chick u r screwing.

1. Never Ever and I mean NEVER open the car door for a girl.

2. Never ever buy her flower.

3. Pay attention to what she is saying..DONT react on it
e.g
If you are wearing a gold and silver chains and chick say dont mix both its always either or. Dont go running and take off either or.

4. Never tell her to call you when she is upset on her BF/Husband.

5. Make sure you take ur time replying to her text(if its not regarding screwing right now). if she says why were u late...u were busy working or hanging out with friends.

6. If you are smart ass (like me or dukkit) learn to keep YOUR MOUTH SHUT.(it can cause more problems).

7. If you hear "I miss talking to you"...uh-oh first sign of trouble.

8. if you hear "I like spending time with you" come back with a smart ass line like " me too as long as we are both naked".

9. Never text her and ask hows her day is going....."r u free?" texts are allowed.

10. "you rocked my world" is a ego booster but if u receive the text saying " I just had sex with my BF and he is not good as u and I am missing u"...responce when he is away so I an come and satisfy you...nothing more .

11."I cant live without you" smart ass comment is " is this a lust and love"...most will not reply to this response.

12..."where this thing is going" response should be (depending on the location) if u r road..north or south...in a departmental store "end of aisle".

13. "I am falling for you".....response ....Honey I cant stop you from doing that but you know my situation from the start.

14. Never use names always use pet names like pumpkin, honey bun, sweet cheeks names can be switched.

15. "you seeing anybody?"...response "nope what I cant get home u r giving it to me....so no need. cause I get most of the things taken care of at home and rest u can give me cause u r a sweet girl.

16. If she is having bad day at work dont offer to go see her so it will make her happy..( chances are that she will think you are a sweet guy).

17 "you are funny, smart and hold an adult conversation, sexy " indicates she developing the feeling for you.

18, I lie down besides my BF and realize that it not you and i just cry.......she is in totally love with you and you are in trouble. get ready for "why cant u leave ur wife so we can be together" oh believe me its coming.

19. Never pay for her drinks....( i did and heard a comment thats sweets and nobody ever did it for me).

20. In the last 3 weeks of cycle avoid as much as you can cause estrogen level can make u do crazy things ).

21. If she use sex as a weapon to take you out of ur current relationship dump that bitch at that moment. you will receive cpl of drunk text messages learn to ignore them.

22. Never pull the car out out of parking lot and pick her up from the main door of a pub..it shows you re caring and care for her..always make her walk with you even if it is raining.

23.Never give out your home # especially if u r in a relationship. Thats why cell phones are for. Never tell them where you work you can tell them what you do for living.

24.Ask a chick if she is Bi-polar casually if she says Yes fvck her and forget her cause they are only fun for 2 weeks MOve on to next.

25. If you are in a relationship and she is also dont think u can fvck her without she is LOVING you...u r living in a dream believe me.

26. If the reason you are cheating on ur other half is sex only just realize that sex is not everything in this world..there is alawys some other chick who is in the same situation you will eventually find her.

27. Oh and age doesnt matter......for me it ranged from 23,26 and 35 so it doesnt matter.

28. Lets hang out for coffee.....umm be careful I did it and she was all hot and horny(so much that her cheeks turn red and no she was not blushing) for me and that leads to "lets get married u make me hot" I dont mind the you make me hot comment but the first one...........what should I say.

29. If you have a kid and she does also never take the kid to her it could lead to "you are really good with kids i love u even more".


30. For all those idiots who think they love the girl right before they cum ( and say I love you to them in the middle of it)
....after you say u loved her dont react much further and after grand final just say "i hope u didnt get offended It wa just spur of the moment and u looked so hot lying naked couldnt resist" So she know she looks hot naked....if she asks how abt with clothing..smart ass response "I always see u naked in my head" that will piss her off but u already done ur thing and by the time next time comes she will be over it.
(Thanks to stack it)


cause lets face it at the end of the day "YOU DONT WANT TO MARRY HER"

These all are my personal experiences just be careful now I cant stop you for falling for the girl hey but I tried.

Thats all I can think of. I have received marry me 3 times( that one include "if I cant have you no one can") in a 4 months(that include once today) even though they knew I am married.
Lets see what you guys think of that.

if you envy me get in line but let me know which line you are in the ones that envy me or the one that wants to marry me

In the end I apologize to anyone I offended but its true and yes I am arrogant asshole.

[Friend]

When is the book coming out bro? I will definately be buying a copy, will you sign it for me?

[calgarian]

When is the book coming out bro? I will definately be buying a copy, will you sign it for me?

ha ha ha i take it you like it.

[chicmagnet]

Words to live by.

[calgarian]

Words to live by.

i try

[ghettoboyd]

good stuff bro......id be doing the same thing as you are if my wife didnt **** me like a porn star whenever i want it. she is like in the 1% of women that get it and understand that men have needs......its even better that she loves it(even more rare).....that being said dont think that i dont think about banging every little hottie i see..........just havent acted upon it........YET.......hello my name is ghettoboyd and i am a sex addict....

[*El Diablo*]

LMFAO, are u bringing out a hard copy book, or a monthly magazine, either or,where do i sign up?

[sizerp]

Well, I ain't married, but I treat all women the same regardless. GOOD JOB Cal.

[Alphatier]

Good Sh*t!

I must say, I agree with every point highlighted.

I will also be waiting for a hard copy.

[stack_it]

don't forget to warn about the girls who try to trick you by saying I love u in the middle of great sex.....

[Chitown Raider]

don't forget to warn about the girls who try to trick you by saying I love u in the middle of great sex.....

The old vagina trick.

[calgarian]

don't forget to warn about the girls who try to trick you by saying I love u in the middle of great sex.....

oh thats easy to take care to....after you say u loved her dont react much further and after grand final just say "i hope u didnt get offended It wa just spur of the moment and u looked so hot lying naked couldnt resist" So she know she looks hot naked....if she asks how abt with clothing..smart ass responce "I akways see u naked in my head" that will piss her off but u alreasy done ur thing and by the time next time comes she will be over it.


Man I am good.

[calgarian]

good stuff bro......id be doing the same thing as you are if my wife didnt **** me like a porn star whenever i want it. she is like in the 1% of women that get it and understand that men have needs......its even better that she loves it(even more rare).....that being said dont think that i dont think about banging every little hottie i see..........just havent acted upon it........YET.......hello my name is ghettoboyd and i am a sex addict....

I am doing it for u

[calgarian]

LMFAO, are u bringing out a hard copy book, or a monthly magazine, either or,where do i sign up?

Good Sh*t!

I must say, I agree with every point highlighted.

I will also be waiting for a hard copy.

ha ha ha NAH...U guys can come and hangout with me to see it live....

[james21]

damn !!!!!!!! I love it hahahah, truly words to live by.

[fig]

24.Ask a chick if she is Bi-polar casually if she says Yes fvck her and forget her cause they are only fun for 2 weeks MOve on to next.

^^x20

[ghettoboyd]

I am doing it for u

i apprectiate it bro.....your a good man...

[stack_it]

oh thats easy to take care to....after you say u loved her dont react much further and after grand final just say "i hope u didnt get offended It wa just spur of the moment and u looked so hot lying naked couldnt resist" So she know she looks hot naked....if she asks how abt with clothing..smart ass responce "I akways see u naked in my head" that will piss her off but u alreasy done ur thing and by the time next time comes she will be over it.


Man I am good.

I ussually just throw an "I think I love u too" or I tell her to roll over. Then when I don't reply I can just say I didn't hear her.

[sigman roid]

Fuk that must have took a while cal,i can see i have taught you well

[Older lifter]

Lmao...... well at 45 and never married i think i live by some of the rules...lol... everytime i meet a new girl i can't help setting a date to get rid of her, usually 2-4 days, a shit i know but i just get bored and i tell them at the start...

[calgarian]

Fuk that must have took a while cal,i can see i have taught you well

One hour to refine it Hey it was 4 am and i didnt want to sleep so I went to bad at 5.

[calgarian]

Lmao...... well at 45 and never married i think i live by some of the rules...lol... everytime i meet a new girl i can't help setting a date to get rid of her, usually 2-4 days, a shit i know but i just get bored and i tell them at the start...

Why marry one when you can fvck them all. I wish I knew that 13 years ago .....

[Hazard]

I would add this......

Don't give out your personal or work cell phone number either..... be smart and get a prepaid phone...... it'll make your life easier

~Haz~

[calgarian]

I would add this......

Don't give out your personal or work cell phone number either..... be smart and get a prepaid phone...... it'll make your life easier

~Haz~

learn to set profile on ur phone....I have phone calls go directly to my voice mail without ringing...

[Hazard]

learn to set profile on ur phone....I have phone calls go directly to my voice mail without ringing...

LMFAO your the man.....

~Haz~

[calgarian]

LMFAO your the man.....

~Haz~

I am a juggler instead of balls I juggle woman...I know it sounded cocky but u know its true....

[calgarian]

I wonder if any woman would respond in this thread???

[mperk]

I wonder if any woman would respond in this thread???

only the ones that want to fvck u! hahahahaha


That was a great read Cal - gives me hope that there is a god and an afterlife (after marriage that is...)

[calgarian]

only the ones that want to fvck u! hahahahaha


That was a great read Cal - gives me hope that there is a god and an afterlife (after marriage that is...)

You do realize that I am going to hell for saying it out loud and giving you guys hope.
Should I be worried what ppl think abt me on here...nah thhey already know I am a whore.

[ghettoboyd]

You do realize that I am going to hell for saying it out loud and giving you guys hope.
Should I be worried what ppl think abt me on here...nah thhey already know I am a whore.

bro your not alone, theres plenty of us on here that have done shit that has already resurved our ticket to hell as well..... karmas a bitch....so see ya there..........lol

[calgarian]

bro your not alone, theres plenty of us on here that have done shit that has already resurved our ticket to hell as well..... karmas a bitch....so see ya there..........lol

but all the ones who are doing it with me while having BF/husband will be there so I will have my harem in hell...

[ghettoboyd]

but all the ones who are doing it with me while having BF/husband will be there so I will have my harem in hell...

im hopping hell is just one big orgie.........HOT!!!!

[calgarian]

im hopping hell is just one big orgie.........HOT!!!!

sweaty..........i love sweaty woman...they normally are after i am done.

[jamyjamjr]

way too funny.. lmfao

[Deltasaurus]

so if u dont want to marry her those are good, but if u do wanna marry her, those are very bad

[calgarian]

so if u dont want to marry her those are good, but if u do wanna marry her, those are very bad

Apparently you didn't read the start of the thread or title for that matter...i can write another one is to "how to seduce a woman to marry you" and another one "how to seduce a married woman so she marry you".

[Deltasaurus]

nah i did lol just incase anyone didnt,


BTW

plz right the other too, on how to seduce plz

[Deltasaurus]

^Write*

[calgarian]

nah i did lol just incase anyone didnt,


BTW

plz right the other too, on how to seduce plz

^Write*

just start doing things what I am telling you not to in this thread.

[calgarian]

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