How many Times you guys faked organisms

**WARMachine** · 09-25-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

gawd, no one gets it lol

Relax. I got it... We already got on OP for the minor retardation.

-WAR

**jbm** · 09-25-2009, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

just tell her to close her eyes because the last girl told you it burns when it gets in em. Then after she closes em spit in her face.

Genius!!!!

**calgarian** · 09-26-2009, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by energizer bunny

So your married calgarian???

yep 11 years

**Friend** · 09-26-2009, 12:39 AM

Every time my hand gets tired

**calgarian** · 09-26-2009, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by Friend

Every time my hand gets tired

i guess my advise didnt help???

**Friend** · 09-26-2009, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i guess my advise didnt help???

Nah your advice was great bro. The silly little bitch just decided she can't date someone 6 yrs older than her. Fvcking waste of time.

**calgarian** · 09-26-2009, 12:51 PM

bump

**diamond** · 09-26-2009, 12:56 PM

i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao

**stack_it** · 09-26-2009, 12:57 PM

Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?

Mission completed!

Happened at about 10am this morning

**ni4ni** · 09-26-2009, 01:02 PM

i fake it even while masturbating

**Skully44420** · 09-26-2009, 05:29 PM

never faked an organism...or orgasm

have been so fukked up that i couldn't perform though

**slyfly** · 09-27-2009, 08:43 AM

Just tap her from behind and toss hot yogurt on her. Won't know a thing

**firmechicano831** · 09-27-2009, 03:17 PM

none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Skully44420

never faked an organism...or orgasm

have been so fukked up that i couldn't perform though

That never happened...I have done sex 13 times in a period of 19 hrs without faking it even once but again I am just horny Mofo

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.

how 5th time in a 2 hrs period and its a HOLE...

and anal was not an option....

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?

Mission completed!

Happened at about 10am this morning

u r turning out to be a good student
Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by diamond

i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao

Oh I am not bad......(sounds cocky i know but have text message to prove that) But for me it was a case where hole was too wide for my liking and also I had done it 4 times so gimme a break

I wish u were in Calgary...damn the fun we couild have...oh welll

**stack_it** · 09-27-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

u r turning out to be a good student
Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.

there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol

let me know when its done so I will give a new task

**riironman** · 09-27-2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

let me know when its done so I will give a new task

done that deed 2 weekends in a row..but a married couple

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by riironman

done that deed 2 weekends in a row..but a married couple

it counts..ur task is to make a girl wear ur cum soaked panty...ready set....go

**riironman** · 09-27-2009, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

it counts..ur task is to make a girl wear ur cum soaked panty...ready set....go

does it count that i took a cialis and didnt tell her husband and tore her up? i guess i am the boy toy now..even at 35 ! lol

**calgarian** · 09-27-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by riironman

does it count that i took a cialis and didnt tell her husband and tore her up? i guess i am the boy toy now..even at 35 ! lol

yep still count I m 1 yr behind u in the age dept

**Zero00** · 09-27-2009, 10:15 PM

I gotta fake it all the time... but its just cus I expect to much out of the girl most of the time.. so I like it when i a girl is as passionate as I am... which isnt that often.. kinda a freak :-P

**Older lifter** · 09-28-2009, 06:55 AM

Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....

**Kibble** · 09-28-2009, 07:05 AM

Hard to fake when you raw dog

**calgarian** · 09-28-2009, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....

i wanna be in that situation