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  1. 07-27-2004, 12:54 PM #121
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    bumped again, stiil funny
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  2. 07-27-2004, 12:57 PM #122
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    don't listen to all these hookers...............


    everyone knows that you have to take 40mg of anavar in order to have "Hulk Strength"...

    then no matter what they guy did you would have taken him apart......

    Also, drinking winny is the other secret ingredient that all good fighters use....



    don't yall be hatin for me sharing this info.. it's only right.....
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  3. 07-27-2004, 01:30 PM #123
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    Lots of us have taken juice for the first time thinking it will make us a bad ass. I think everyone pretty much touched on the fact that some sus250 is not going to make you a beast as far as fighting. That took balls to square up with 4 guys. Sometimes you are in that situation (especially if you are a well built dude). I have taken ass kickings from being out numbered in fights before. Here is a dirty little trick that can pay big dividens. Get some pepper spray or mace on your keychain. You would have had 4 sitting ducks you could have speed bagged after macing them. This obviously sounds like a wimpy thing to do but if you live in a bad area or are a bigger guy you will have people messing with you. This is better than carrying a weapon in my opinion. Learn to take people out and get a pepper spray/mace keychain.
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    out of all the threads that keep being bumped from the crypt, this is one worth bumping
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    Should've done DBOL instead.. then u would've kicked some ass
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    you can't build muscles on your chin.
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  7. 07-27-2004, 05:27 PM #127
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    Lol that is some funny ****
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    Sustanon makes me do karate without even taking classes. It is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Sustanon makes me do karate without even taking classes. It is awesome.
    I touched a bottle of it one time and have been able to do flying dragon kicks and backflips ever since
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    Bump because this is a classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    Bump because this is a classic
    **** it is a classic funny as hell,what this guy should have done is eat his spinach and went out to fight these guys in his sailor suit
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  12. 02-17-2005, 04:24 AM #132
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    funiest thing ive read in a while . thx
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    Ha HA Ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

    next time take 10 cc of whop azz and dont forget your magic shades.My sugestion is get a can of pepper spray and put a brick in your purse.lol
    on a serious note all that will help you with winning a fight is learning how to fight (female defense courses may be your best bet ) lol
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    This was one of the threaads I read when I first joined AR, still funny no doubt
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    Spinach work for me every time,Forarms get so big 10 Min after i eat it
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    Wow! I forgot all about this old thing.. funny ass thread.
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  17. 02-17-2005, 08:06 AM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
    lol...dude ur not serious are you?
    omg!

    edit: just saw thread was from 2003. lol
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  18. 02-17-2005, 08:19 AM #138
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    yesterday I took my clen late I felt like I could fly so I jumped out of my window and waited for it to kick in ouch it didnt kick in. My girl is typing this post couse my arms are broke haha
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  19. 02-17-2005, 08:33 AM #139
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    Next time get the Sust in the Box!! Turn you into Evander Holyfield!
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    threads like this need resurected i still laugh my ass off when i read it lol
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  21. 02-17-2005, 09:08 AM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

    GAME OVER:::
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    We need a Hall of Flame for this one and some other ones, like "My friend told me to inject in my ass - and now my sphincter is swollen"

    lol

    is there a link to this it sounds hilarious!!!
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    what a dumb asss. lmao
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    bump! this is he funniest shyt i ever read!. awww **** my abs hurt from laughing so hard. hahahahahaha
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    This is great...One of my fav. threads of all time.
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    what a tool i wish he kept posting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

    maybe you should read this post bro

    Juiced UFC fighters w/ no wind?!!?
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  28. 02-17-2005, 11:39 AM #148
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    i mean imagine what a dumbass you have to be to think thaT!
    i just cant belive nature can be so cruel lol...but then again he laffed me so bad i almost pissed myself lol
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    Oh My God !!!

    I Cant Belive That You Thought Sust Was Going To Help You Fight. Not Trying To Be An A** But Maybe You Should Have Spent Your Money On Some Karate Lessons. Wax On, Wax Off Daniel Son.
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    Wonder why he never posted on here again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
    Wonder why he never posted on here again.
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    one word DUMBASS
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    just buy a gun i dont know about UK gun laws but.....u wouldnt be hurtin
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    Good post, woke up to alot of laughs...Bump
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    normally I hear of guys thinking that gear will give you an instant 6 pack and you will get laid all kinds, but I've never heard of anyone thinking it will make you a better fighter.
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    Oh man this was funny... could sum1 bump the one were sum1 injected something up their @$$, that sounds funny too....
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    i've seen rocky like 50 times now- i'm ready to kick everyones asses!
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    you should have taken a shot of prop directly into your veins before and that would helped you win the fight!!
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    I can't believe this guy thought he was superman or something. Its hard to beat one persons ass unless you can fight good. But when he said that some people ususally meaning more than one, that usually spells ass whoopin.
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