Thirty reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

[*El Diablo*]

Thirty reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog's parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And last........ but not least:
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[elpropiotorvic]

Handling charges are way less.... If a dog sees u giving a treat to another dog he won't hate u he will just try to it.......

[dangerous dan]

off to the pet shop i go

[*El Diablo*]

off to the pet shop i go

LOL... I know alof of the bro's on this board will enjoy this, Flagg, BJJ, Haz,The Deuce etc comes to mind. Lovbyts might say a thing or 2 about how we can choose animals over humans...

[elpropiotorvic]

But a reason u Have a wife.... U can't fvck ur dog

[*El Diablo*]

But a reason u Have a wife.... U can't fvck ur dog

True, but u dont need a wife to get sex mate....

[elpropiotorvic]

Agreed ... But unless ur into coprophilia u don't grab ur wifes shit..... Although considering the advantages is a price many are willing to pay

[dangerous dan]

so its just me who sleeps with dogs every saturday night??

[Mooseman33]

if i put my dog and girl in the trunk of my car for an hour and open it up to let them out, my dog will be so happy to see me while my girl, well we know how they are..

dogs win..

[elpropiotorvic]

if i put my dog and girl in the trunk of my car for an hour and open it up to let them out, my dog will be so happy to see me while my girl, well we know how they are..

dogs win..

lmao i was expecting girls in trunks from ruhl moose

[Nooomoto]

Excellent and true on all accounts! Except for number 18, in my case anyway. My dog isn't really down with most other dogs. He's only got a few friends and isn't interested in making any more, apparently.

[drdeath613]

But a reason u Have a wife.... U can't fvck ur dog

lol dont be so sure of im sure theres alot of sickos who can and do

[rockinred]

LOL!!! good stuff Diablo. I dig these and wife cracks up too.

[ranging1]

lmfao thats funny

[peteroy01]

i needed that. thats just good knee slapping fun.

[Tesla]

[*El Diablo*]

LOL!!! good stuff Diablo. I dig these and wife cracks up too.

HaHa!.. glad u enjoyed it Rockin... I also literally laugh my ass of when i saw it..

HaHa!... priceless.

[lovbyts]

That is funny and good points... I think I will stick to no dog though

[Misery13]

I love it...ty