Got caught getting a blowjob by my teacher and im taking a fat chick to prom..

**I.Muscle** · 02-21-2010, 02:50 PM

I'm 18 before anyone asks.

Prom is coming up as everybody knows, bout a month away for my school. There's this wicked cute chick i always had a crush on in school, so i decide i wanna ask her to prom. I don't wanna do the simple, hey u wnna go to prom with me stuff. So i write her a little cute ass note (no homo) and i decided i wanna slip it in her locker, sneaky style.

So it's the end of the day and I ask one of her good friends where her locker is she gives me the number. I go place it in the locker like 20 mins after school is out. I'm feeling good cause I man'd up and did it. The next day I'm chillin at lunch with my boys, and one of my friends comes over laughing askin why I'm taking Sara (fat chick below) to prom.

I was laughing and was like what's up? He's like im serious whats wrong with you dude she was tellin her whole table bout how u asked her with a note in her locker everyone thought it was cute. I was like what the ****, i do a barrel roll over my lunch table and head to hers. She tells me she got the note at this point im so pissed, that dumb bitch gave me the wrong locker number (not sure if purposely or not).

So I go to the bathroom right outside the caf, this chick sees me and follows me out. She comes into the mens bathroom and says she thinks it was so cute how i asked her. She starts unzipping my pants (****in serious ) takes out my dick and just starts sucking my nob like it owes her lunch money. I kind of can't do anything, im stuck between her and the toilet so i just say **** it w/e I'll get my dick sucked.

After i finish she walks out first. I wait another 5 mins and exit the bathroom. My Calculus teachers is waiting outside (guy is a total hardass) stops me and tells me he just heard moaning in there. I denied it, he said the kid in the stall had the same sneakers on as me, i was like ****. Got reported to principal, suspended for 2 days and know i have to take this fat chick to prom.

Shes on the right fuk my life.

**Vitruvian-Man** · 02-21-2010, 02:58 PM

epic...!!!

:

... hopefully you're going into journalism, You would make a hilarious author at same point.

-VM

**illaJ** · 02-21-2010, 03:05 PM

**MaNiCC** · 02-21-2010, 03:09 PM

Thats fvking hilarious , enjoy the fat bird

do you know dangerous dan by any chance?

**laduem88** · 02-21-2010, 03:17 PM

BAHAHA that sucks but atleast you got something out of it

**alexISthrowed** · 02-21-2010, 03:22 PM

Theres no way in hell I would take her. Even if I was in your situation I would just tell her it was an accident. I don't want any whale, walrus, or manatee slobbin my knob.

**Hunter** · 02-21-2010, 03:24 PM

fail, unless your getting younger and younger every post.

Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

**Amorphic** · 02-21-2010, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

fail, unless your getting younger and younger every post.

Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

epic fail

**Bojangles69** · 02-21-2010, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by I.Muscle

I'm 18 before anyone asks.

Prom is coming up as everybody knows, bout a month away for my school. There's this wicked cute chick i always had a crush on in school, so i decide i wanna ask her to prom. I don't wanna do the simple, hey u wnna go to prom with me stuff. So i write her a little cute ass note (no homo) and i decided i wanna slip it in her locker, sneaky style.

So it's the end of the day and I ask one of her good friends where her locker is she gives me the number. I go place it in the locker like 20 mins after school is out. I'm feeling good cause I man'd up and did it. The next day I'm chillin at lunch with my boys, and one of my friends comes over laughing askin why I'm taking Sara (fat chick below) to prom.

I was laughing and was like what's up? He's like im serious whats wrong with you dude she was tellin her whole table bout how u asked her with a note in her locker everyone thought it was cute. I was like what the ****, i do a barrel roll over my lunch table and head to hers. She tells me she got the note at this point im so pissed, that dumb bitch gave me the wrong locker number (not sure if purposely or not).

So I go to the bathroom right outside the caf, this chick sees me and follows me out. She comes into the mens bathroom and says she thinks it was so cute how i asked her. She starts unzipping my pants (****in serious ) takes out my dick and just starts sucking my nob like it owes her lunch money. I kind of can't do anything, im stuck between her and the toilet so i just say **** it w/e I'll get my dick sucked.

After i finish she walks out first. I wait another 5 mins and exit the bathroom. My Calculus teachers is waiting outside (guy is a total hardass) stops me and tells me he just heard moaning in there. I denied it, he said the kid in the stall had the same sneakers on as me, i was like ****. Got reported to principal, suspended for 2 days and know i have to take this fat chick to prom.

Shes on the right fuk my life.

You are the biggest troll I've ever met in my life.

Noone believed your dumbass massage parlor story and noones gonna believe some random fat chick (who you don't even know) is gonna follow you to the bathroom for a blowjob.
You are lying pos please get the fvck off the boards.

**Teufel_Hunden** · 02-21-2010, 04:39 PM

bullshit

**the big 1** · 02-21-2010, 05:15 PM

Quite a funny story.

**Chode Logan** · 02-21-2010, 11:27 PM

That's my sister, fag.

**Mr.Rose** · 02-21-2010, 11:33 PM

No SH*T he's a troll!

But still funny reads.

But nothing tops the guy who shat in that girls bathtub and never had his pee cup with him.

**lovbyts** · 02-22-2010, 12:22 AM

Borderline funny, more pathetic and obvious troll

**stevey_6t9** · 02-22-2010, 12:28 AM

haha i love stories like this. to bad your trollin tho.

**Bojangles69** · 02-22-2010, 02:09 AM

"Everyone loves stories like this" thats true and THATS also WHY he makes these threads.

But you DON'T like these stories when they are not real nor have ever happened. So you know what the story becomes? Fvckn pathetic.

Something can look like something but still not be that something. Take for instance money.. or take for instance women. Do you spend fake money? Do you fvck fake women?

That question would be for Mr. Rose and anyone else who though it was "funny".
If the answer was no to before, then why do you laugh at fake funny?

I'm afraid I'm confused.

**alexISthrowed** · 02-22-2010, 05:16 AM

pretty sure prom isnt til may so your a bit early.

**Nooomoto** · 02-22-2010, 10:04 AM

Writing notes? Gay.

**hero717** · 02-22-2010, 08:32 PM

face **** her till she pukes and is afaid to go to prom with u....lol

**ray0414** · 02-23-2010, 11:44 AM

this story is obviously fake cause nobody would take that ugly girl 2 prom becuase of an accident, anyone with half a brain would explain the situation and say it was an accident and be like SEE YA!

**IM708** · 02-23-2010, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by I.Muscle

I'm 18 before anyone asks.

Prom is coming up as everybody knows, bout a month away for my school. There's this wicked cute chick i always had a crush on in school, so i decide i wanna ask her to prom. I don't wanna do the simple, hey u wnna go to prom with me stuff. So i write her a little cute ass note (no homo) and i decided i wanna slip it in her locker, sneaky style.

So it's the end of the day and I ask one of her good friends where her locker is she gives me the number. I go place it in the locker like 20 mins after school is out. I'm feeling good cause I man'd up and did it. The next day I'm chillin at lunch with my boys, and one of my friends comes over laughing askin why I'm taking Sara (fat chick below) to prom.

I was laughing and was like what's up? He's like im serious whats wrong with you dude she was tellin her whole table bout how u asked her with a note in her locker everyone thought it was cute. I was like what the ****, i do a barrel roll over my lunch table and head to hers. She tells me she got the note at this point im so pissed, that dumb bitch gave me the wrong locker number (not sure if purposely or not).

So I go to the bathroom right outside the caf, this chick sees me and follows me out. She comes into the mens bathroom and says she thinks it was so cute how i asked her. She starts unzipping my pants (****in serious ) takes out my dick and just starts sucking my nob like it owes her lunch money. I kind of can't do anything, im stuck between her and the toilet so i just say **** it w/e I'll get my dick sucked.

After i finish she walks out first. I wait another 5 mins and exit the bathroom. My Calculus teachers is waiting outside (guy is a total hardass) stops me and tells me he just heard moaning in there. I denied it, he said the kid in the stall had the same sneakers on as me, i was like ****. Got reported to principal, suspended for 2 days and know i have to take this fat chick to prom.

Shes on the right fuk my life.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=114983521

You posted this a year ago already over at bodybuilding.com you douchebag.

**energizer bunny** · 02-23-2010, 02:01 PM

^^^^^wow, this man is an idiot! i can never understand why people feel the need to lie like this, totaly bullshit stories!......on that other site he had over 3000 posts, he must of made a whole fake world, again what a loser!!

**dangerous dan** · 02-23-2010, 02:08 PM

HMMM...dissapointed, i actually believed it at first

**kalspic** · 02-23-2010, 09:54 PM

is this ryan ross again?

**peachfuzz** · 02-23-2010, 10:13 PM

troll or not these stories are hilarious

**6ft5** · 02-23-2010, 10:24 PM

Holly shit! I thought it was real to. I've had my knob waxed by a couple fat girls. But that girl aint even face fukable.

**Chief_Lifter** · 02-24-2010, 12:39 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL that's some funnnnyy shit dood

**stack_it** · 02-25-2010, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by kalspic

is this ryan ross again?

Were his stories all fake? I was wondering what happened to that guy.

Had a feeling the story was a fake but still funny.

Bjj to me laughing at a fake story is no different then laughing at an off the wall comedy movie or a comedian up on stage telling stories that obviously aren't true.

**boz** · 02-25-2010, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

No SH*T he's a troll!

But still funny reads.

But nothing tops the guy who shat in that girls bathtub and never had his pee cup with him.

LOL i read that story somewhere, was disturbing yet very amusing.

Originally Posted by IM708

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=114983521

You posted this a year ago already over at bodybuilding.com you douchebag.

This guy has autism or personality disorder.

**Kratos** · 02-25-2010, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

"Everyone loves stories like this" thats true and THATS also WHY he makes these threads.

But you DON'T like these stories when they are not real nor have ever happened. So you know what the story becomes? Fvckn pathetic.

.

I agree, it's really lame and not fun to read at all unless it's true.
not only that it's not a story that makes logical sense to begin with
as in I knew it was fake before the guy was called out for it
this is only the kind of story that would go over well with a 15 year old
anybody past that age is not intested in teaches being included in stories or ficticious penis hungry fat chicks that prowl the mens room and require no conversation or fore-play to start sucking cock.

**peachfuzz** · 02-25-2010, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I agree, it's really lame and not fun to read at all unless it's true.
not only that it's not a story that makes logical sense to begin with
as in I knew it was fake before the guy was called out for it
this is only the kind of story that would go over well with a 15 year old
anybody past that age is not intested in teaches being included in stories or ficticious penis hungry fat chicks that prowl the mens room and require no conversation or fore-play to start sucking cock.

hahaha he said cock!!!!