My Future Wife Hasn't even been born yet......

[Hard.On]

I always decided I would bang as many hot chicks as I could and then When im 44is, find a 19-20 year old smoking hot chick and marry her.

I just realized right now that she might not even be born yet...

[JBarron]

Damn that sounds like a good plan, easier said then done I would imagine.

[Kibble]

So... when you are thirty, your wife will be 5 years old....

.....pedophile....

jk bro

[Hard.On]

Damn that sounds like a good plan, easier said then done I would imagine.

look at my profile pic. Im one good looking Mf'er

It wont be too hard.
I dont expect to get the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Hard.On]

So... when you are thirty, your wife will be 5 years old....

.....pedophile....

jk bro

I obv wont meet her until it is legal

[JBarron]

look at my profile pic. Im one good looking Mf'er

It wont be too hard.
I dont expect to get the sharpest knife in the drawer.

LoL, ah who wants the sharpest knife in the drawer anyways.

[DOM6]

so when shes 19 your 44 then you have a kid shes 25 and your 50 so when you bring your kid to school they all thing your a his grampa or dumbass

lol
j/k

[zaggahamma]

my dad was 50 and my mom was 25 when i was born...i'll b 41 next month and my fiance just turned 25

[jbm]

is she your future wife?

[kalspic]

nope shes mine

[Bossman]

Sounds all good, but when you'r 60 she'll be banging a 30 yr old.

[D7M]

Sounds all good, but when you'r 60 she'll be banging a 30 yr old.

lol....exactly!

[Hazard]

Sounds all good, but when you'r 60 she'll be banging a 30 yr old.

After reading a bunch of your posts on random threads that people start..... i've concluded that your probably the smartest guy on this board in regards to "life" LMFAO - right along with spywizard lololol

~Haz~

[Bossman]

After reading a bunch of your posts on random threads that people start..... i've concluded that your probably the smartest guy on this board in regards to "life" LMFAO - right along with spywizard lololol

~Haz~

LOL, being older and experiencing life has some advantages.

[Hard.On]

is she your future wife?

She will be too old when Im ready

[Hard.On]

Sounds all good, but when you'r 60 she'll be banging a 30 yr old.

With the frozen sperm and the right level of HRT, I hope to give those 30 year olds a run for their money when im 60.
Plus my tongue will still be strong




AGE: 64


Also, with the increase in Medicine etc. Who knows.
Maybe Ill have a robotic jackhammer penis

[alexISthrowed]

This is more like it.

[Hard.On]

This is more like it\

[Hazard]

With the frozen sperm and the right level of HRT, I hope to give those 30 year olds a run for their money when im 60.
Plus my tongue will still be strong




AGE: 64


Also, with the increase in Medicine etc. Who knows.
Maybe Ill have a robotic jackhammer penis

LMFAO!

~Haz~

[Kratos]

prediction, if you can land a 19 year old at that age, you won't be able to fvcking stand her.

a rule of thumb
when hunting for a girl divide your age by 2 and add 10
works every time

example
15 years old = date a 17.5 year old
20 year old = date a 20 year old
30 years old = date a 25 year old

50 = date a 35 year old
80 = date a 50 year old

I went for a 18 year old at 27
it was fun and all cause her body was mint, but I wanted to kill her everytime she opened her mouth

[Hard.On]

prediction, if you can land a 19 year old at that age, you won't be able to fvcking stand her.

a rule of thumb
when hunting for a girl divide your age by 2 and add 10
works every time

example
15 years old = date a 17.5 year old
20 year old = date a 20 year old
30 years old = date a 25 year old

50 = date a 35 year old
80 = date a 50 year old

I went for a 18 year old at 27
it was fun and all cause her body was mint, but I wanted to kill her everytime she opened her mouth

Well in all honesty.
I have wanted to kill every single girl i've been with everytime they open their mouth.

Its the ugly ones that I dont want to f__k that i can talk to.


So what are my options:
1. Marry Ugly bitch that I like to talk to but dont want to have sex with and def. dont want to make ugly children with and be an average joe.

2. Marry a girl like the ones i date now and live with it, have decent looking children and get even better at muting people out. and continue to be the envy of those around me.


both have their advantages and Disadvantages.

[Hazard]

Here's my lifes plan.....

Whore now.... Get older and settle down with a blonde polish woman..... they take care of their men..... i've dated em

~Haz~

[Kratos]

Well in all honesty.
I have wanted to kill every single girl i've been with everytime they open their mouth.

Its the ugly ones that I dont want to f__k that i can talk to.


So what are my options:
1. Marry Ugly bitch that I like to talk to but dont want to have sex with and def. dont want to make ugly children with and be an average joe.

2. Marry a girl like the ones i date now and live with it, have decent looking children and get even better at muting people out. and continue to be the envy of those around me.


both have their advantages and Disadvantages.

you'll find a good one eventually
my gf now is awesome, hella smart will be a Phd in a couple years, is 25 years old. wears my dick out from sex.
but I once thought like you
hence the dating of youngins
you have to date a bunch before you find a good one
I thought I was being premiscuious, turns out I was just being thorough
you'll fall in love and your plans will de-rail, just watch and wait
if you go for looks alone, it will end poorly though

[Hard.On]

Here's my lifes plan.....

Whore now.... Get older and settle down with a blonde polish woman..... they take care of their men..... i've dated em

~Haz~

And then when they hit 35ish,
They become complete psychopaths

Often gaining alot of weight after their children also

I would go for Romanian or Thai

[Hard.On]

you'll find a good one eventually
my gf now is awesome, hella smart will be a Phd in a couple years, is 25 years old. wears my dick out from sex.
but I once thought like you
hence the dating of youngins
you have to date a bunch before you find a good one
I thought I was being premiscuious, turns out I was just being thorough
you'll fall in love and your plans will de-rail, just watch and wait
if you go for looks alone, it will end poorly though

Actually what got me on this
Is I have one friend who is 38,
I swear through the time I have known him he has been with some of the hottest girls/ Women. A real Dog(gotta love him) Every single girl ive evr seen him with has been at least an 8. or he wouldnt even look at them twice.

He has been dating a 20 year old now for about 6 months and Ive never seen him happier.

[Kratos]

Actually what got me on this
Is I have one friend who is 38,
I swear through the time I have known him he has been with some of the hottest girls/ Women. A real Dog(gotta love him) Every single girl ive evr seen him with has been at least an 8. or he wouldnt even look at them twice.

He has been dating a 20 year old now for about 6 months and Ive never seen him happier.

depends what you want out of life
I ride road bicycles, and this guy I go with a lot is like 56 year old
he lives with his mom still
he has the mentality of a 25 year old
fvckin hilarious to be around
works out constantly, 3 mile run, 3 mile swim, 30 mile bike almost everyday and lifting

he still gets 20 year old ass
sometimes 30 sometimes 25

wouldn't touch a 40 year old with a "dick he found by the side of the road" as he puts it.

some people are happy living like that
some aren't

he has tons of friends both young and old, and gets laid whenever he can score a young peice.

was married once for 2 years and hated it...."she always asked me where I was going...where am I going...I'm going out, wtf, that's all she needs to know."

not sure I'd be happy living my life never having a deeper relationship, a family ect.

[Hard.On]

I Hear you you Kratos

What made me start this thread was I told My current Girlfriend that when im older im going to be with a young girl

She said "that girl hasn't even been born yet"
and she was all sad



Life is what it is though, you can never really plan on anything.

[D7M]

you'll find a good one eventually
my gf now is awesome, hella smart will be a Phd in a couple years, is 25 years old. wears my dick out from sex.
but I once thought like you
hence the dating of youngins
you have to date a bunch before you find a good one
I thought I was being premiscuious, turns out I was just being thorough
you'll fall in love and your plans will de-rail, just watch and wait
if you go for looks alone, it will end poorly though

^Truth.

I learned that one the hard way

[Hard.On]

^Truth.

I learned that one the hard way

Well, I love all beautiful women.
I've had my heart broken before.
Doesnt mean im going to lower my standards though.

When I meet a girl I see their figure first,
O face second


Then I decide if I want to get to know here

[Bossman]

I live vicariously through my training partner. He's in hi upper 30's, owns his own business, and hits the clubs several times a week. Every week he's showing me pics of the girls he's playing around with. His age limit for women seems to be between 18-25. Lately he's been seeing a 24 yr old and she's kicking his ass. She called him yesterday and told him to take a nap so he can keep up with her at night. He said it was fun at first, but after a couple of weeks in, he's just about had enough. He's doing HRT and then sum, but it aint enough.

[lovbyts]

My future wife was born 1980, the year before I graduated. hehehe

[calgarian]

just a reality chek my canadian buddy, in order fora 1819 yrs oldu haveto havelot of dough
I am dating a 23 yrs old when shhe is notdoing her drama anal is amazing oh and i justpretend i have lot of dough but cant spentofher causeI havea wife

[lovbyts]

just a reality chek my canadian buddy, in order fora 1819 yrs oldu haveto havelot of dough
I am dating a 23 yrs old when shhe is notdoing her drama anal is amazing oh and i justpretend i have lot of dough but cant spentofher causeI havea wife

And obviously tonight is a 12 pack of bud light night

[calgarian]

And obviously tonight is a 12 pack of bud light night

no bitch got pregnant and went to hospital i bet she waant to see me tommorow cause "she misses me" who invented this i miss u word anyway and i told her if it comes out brown then its mine otherwise u r ur own

[lovbyts]

no bitch got pregnant and went to hospital i bet she waant to see me tommorow cause "she misses me" who invented this i miss u word anyway and i told her if it comes out brown then its mine otherwise u r ur own

OK well it's either English is not your first language, you are drunk/high, using a smart phone with a dumb keypad or trying to sound Ghetto... Not sure which at this point.

[calgarian]

the othe computer was fvcked.I was saying the reason i am not banging her she is in the hospital and pregnant. She came back yesterday and I bet she watend to see me cause she misses me.....make any sense???

[Kratos]

I Hear you you Kratos


Life is what it is though, you can never really plan on anything.

My buddy says he plans on dropping dead with his pants around is ankles in front of the computer. I think he can count on that.

He couldn't get any 20 year olds to bang him for like 8 months in a row awhile back. He told his mom he was getting lonely and was thinking about a hooker. She said "what if she doesn't look like the picture?"

It's too funny.

He said if I visit him in the nursing home, he'll leave me his AR-15 in the will though. So that'll be cool.

[D7M]

Well, I love all beautiful women.
I've had my heart broken before.
Doesnt mean im going to lower my standards though.

When I meet a girl I see their figure first,
O face second


Then I decide if I want to get to know here

Nah, you're missing the point.

You don't have to lower your standards,

But you are in a relationship with a chick ONLY because she is hot,

It won't last, trust me.

[lovbyts]

the othe computer was fvcked.I was saying the reason i am not banging her she is in the hospital and pregnant. She came back yesterday and I bet she watend to see me cause she misses me.....make any sense???

Much better.

[shafts basson]

great thread. my friends think i should date older too but why not bang some chick in pristine condition. plus i hate sleeping with someone else... nail an bail