What is the manliest thing you ever did?

**DOM6** · 03-17-2010, 07:31 AM

What is the manliest thing you ever did. One act made you step back and say, Now, I am a man?

**redz** · 03-17-2010, 07:34 AM

I can think of lots of things....

First time I had sex
First time I road a sport bike
First time I drove a $200000 car
Having girls fight over me on a tropical vacation

One that stands out to me was putting a guy through the glass in a hockey game while my parents watched, I knew I was a man then for sure.

**cobra305** · 03-17-2010, 07:36 AM

Supporting a family by earning an honest living would rank up there for me

**alexISthrowed** · 03-17-2010, 07:39 AM

Knocked a girl out with a mushroom stamp to the forehead.

**DarnGoodLookin** · 03-17-2010, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by cobra305

Supporting a family by earning an honest living would rank up there for me

word

**calgarian** · 03-17-2010, 07:46 AM

cum in the pooper and when it came out of her arse I felt like a true men....

**Hard.On** · 03-17-2010, 07:47 AM

I was in a club and a girl was getting smacked around by a guy,
I felt like Every single person in the club that was standing around watching this was looking to me to do something.
So I got in the middle of it and ended up dropping the guy. Everyone started cheering.
This is where the Fun ended. And my man deed was done.

Then the girl started crying and yelling at me for knocking him out. I just shook my head and walked away as she punched me in the back. The bouncers came around then grabbed her and threw her out of the club. and then carryed her boyfriend out.
They attempted to take me. but everyone in the general area talked them into letting me stay.

**6ft5** · 03-17-2010, 08:27 AM

Well I woke up this morning with a raging hardon. Then I beat my old lady with it, cuz my eggs wernt cooked yet... Then I banged her sister. Lol!... I do stuff ewveryday that makes me a man. I build houses, decks, remodel, lift weights, I can hunt for food, fish, and distroy!

**6ft5** · 03-17-2010, 08:35 AM

Oh and I travel a lot so I've seen a few car crashes. So I jump outa our ride and I've been first on the scene a few times. Helpen disorented people outa there vehicles, and helpen function with phone calls and such. Moving cars off the street ect..that's not that manly but its a rush!!

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 08:42 AM

still waiting for the moment, but man is it gonna be sweet

**OH REALLY** · 03-17-2010, 09:07 AM

I admitted i was wrong...

**NC600cbr** · 03-17-2010, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by OH REALLY

I admitted i was wrong...

No no - he said "manliest"

**RANA** · 03-17-2010, 09:24 AM

risked my life for my country too many times, thank God those days are over, well almost

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by RANA

risked my life for my country too many times, thank God those days are over, well almost

Lame, Iraq was fun

**Hard.On** · 03-17-2010, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by RANA

risked my life for my country too many times, thank God those days are over, well almost

Part of me has always wanted to do that.
But Canada Sucks

**DSM4Life** · 03-17-2010, 10:37 AM

Do i even need to go there....

**RANA** · 03-17-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

Lame, Iraq was fun

It sucked

**fattywarbucks** · 03-17-2010, 11:24 AM

I pickled Chuck Norris's left testicle and keep it in a he-man thermos

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by RANA

It sucked

well then I guess tha manliest thing I ever did was go to Iraq and not be a little woman about it

**RANA** · 03-17-2010, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

well then I guess tha manliest thing I ever did was go to Iraq and not be a little woman about it

I assume you are one of those turds that never left the wire but come back telling everyone some BS war stories.

**alexISthrowed** · 03-17-2010, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

well then I guess tha manliest thing I ever did was go to Iraq and not be a little woman about it

Ive never been in the military but I know some guys that were in desert storm and I'm pretty sure they didn't go through therapy because they had oh so much fun. You wear skinny jeans man I'm pretty sure that makes you more of a woman than rana.

**Bossman** · 03-17-2010, 01:32 PM

I competed in a strongman contest. But I didn't win......

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by RANA

I assume you are one of those turds that never left the wire but come back telling everyone some BS war stories.

Haha no way dude, for a while I didn't even have a COP to live on we were living out of our strykers, that was during one of the sadr city uprisings though. I do hate those turds though

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

Ive never been in the military but I know some guys that were in desert storm and I'm pretty sure they didn't go through therapy because they had oh so much fun. You wear skinny jeans man I'm pretty sure that makes you more of a woman than rana.

lol don't hate the tight jeans, i just like a snug fit. and theyre slim fit actually, skinny is one tightness size down

**RANA** · 03-17-2010, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

Haha no way dude, for a while I didn't even have a COP to live on we were living out of our strykers, that was during one of the sadr city uprisings though. I do hate those turds though

I also hate them, I spend some time in COP Cowboy, I was out there in 2006. I did most my work out of Ramadi and I did end up in Sadr city a few times.

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by RANA

I also hate them, I spend some time in COP Cowboy, I was out there in 2006. I did most my work out of Ramadi and I did end up in Sadr city a few times.

Yeah I don't know that area, I was in Sadr City (a real sh^t hole huh?) for a year, then up to Mosul for 3 months (Mosul was sham though, well deserved though) this was 2007-08, I can't even keep track of the OIF #s anymore

i was only picking on you cause if you were in the army you should be able to take some good ribbing, really nothing but love for you bro

**Mooseman33** · 03-17-2010, 03:42 PM

first off, u protected myself and our country so i say thank you for that....

but cmon man, u cannot wear skinny jeans and declare urself manly, i guess they were serious about "dont ask, dont tell"....

j/k man, thanks for ur service...

**JasonT** · 03-17-2010, 03:53 PM

i farted in a crowded area and didn't apologize

**Eddie_m63** · 03-17-2010, 03:56 PM

I am still waiting for a moment like that cause the following didn't do it.
Bought my first house cash 2008.
Bought a second house cash 2009 .
Bought my chevelle cash 2009.
Lending money to my two sisters for their education
Family living with me without paying rent

**Hazard** · 03-17-2010, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Eddie_m63

I am still waiting for a moment like that cause the following didn't do it.
Bought my first house cash 2008.
Bought a second house cash 2009 .
Bought my chevelle cash 2009.
Lending money to my two sisters for their education
Family living with me without paying rent

You know me and you are related right? I could use a few extra bucks

Originally Posted by fattywarbucks

I pickled Chuck Norris's left testicle and keep it in a he-man thermos

This is the funniest thing i've read all day LOLOLOLOL

~Haz~

**JinNtonic** · 03-17-2010, 04:16 PM

Farted in the shower and smelled it. Got light headed and just about passed out...

No chick does that.

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

first off, u protected myself and our country so i say thank you for that....

but cmon man, u cannot wear skinny jeans and declare urself manly, i guess they were serious about "dont ask, dont tell"....

j/k man, thanks for ur service...

lol im pretty sure the majority of the Army is homosexual, well maybe not, it's not gay if you're black out drunk right?

**bjpennnn** · 03-17-2010, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by cobra305

Supporting a family by earning an honest living would rank up there for me

this is it and should be for everyone.

**Kibble** · 03-17-2010, 04:40 PM

nevermind... edited

**Hazard** · 03-17-2010, 04:43 PM

Normally taking a bath wouldn't be manly..... but what if one farted and bit the bubbles that came up?

~Haz~

**jbm** · 03-17-2010, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Eddie_m63

I am still waiting for a moment like that cause the following didn't do it.
Bought my first house cash 2008.
Bought a second house cash 2009 .
Bought my chevelle cash 2009.
Lending money to my two sisters for their education
Family living with me without paying rent

What's up cousin!!!!!!!!!!!

**alexISthrowed** · 03-17-2010, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

lol im pretty sure the majority of the Army is homosexual, well maybe not, it's not gay if you're black out drunk right?

No offense but that may have been the gayest thing I've ever heard haha.

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-17-2010, 04:53 PM

^^^^

**6ft5** · 03-17-2010, 05:09 PM

I'm not braggin but I hit a dude in the face whyle he was runnin at me. He wanted to kick my ass. So I hitem..broke his face...broke eyesocket, broke jawa, caved in sinusus, wired his jaw shut and he has a titanium plate in his head..knocked him out for a long time. Thought I killed him. Then fought of 2 other punks. He went to hospital and the doc wanted to see the bat he got beat with. I only hit him one time. I never got touched thank GOD! Self defense w witnesses.