Im 24 yrs old and scored a hot ass cougar this weekened, could use some tips.

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 10:37 AM

This weekend i picked up 10+ cougar, huge fake tits and smoking ass and very very tight body. I dunno her age but she has a 27 year old and 13 year old kid lol and im only 24 years old. She is fun as shit, we had very wild night and she let me do some nasty things to her but she didnt let me have sex with her because she has a bfriend. He is 27 haha but she said she is about to break up with him and next time she seems me or get together she will have sex with me. Im preety sure i got her in my bag just because of the text mesages i have been getting from her but any one have any experience with a cougar and want give me some tips?...thanks

**Nooomoto** · 03-15-2010, 10:42 AM

Just whip it out next time you see her.

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 10:51 AM

ha i did... we would get all hot and turned on and as soon as i was about to put it in shes like i shouldnt...i have a bf and i dont want to have a guilt trip. She did that like 4 times

**Bossman** · 03-15-2010, 11:00 AM

A cougar prick tease. Sounds like next time, you'll have no problem putting it in. She wants it, just trying not to look like TOO much of a slut.

**calgarian** · 03-15-2010, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

ha i did... we would get all hot and turned on and as soon as i was about to put it in shes like i shouldnt...i have a bf and i dont want to have a guilt trip. She did that like 4 times

next time make the bitch swallow

**KimboHalfSlice** · 03-15-2010, 12:53 PM

If a woman doesn't do what you want then it's because you're not hitting her hard enough.

Hit harder, get results.

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by ErectileTissue

If a woman doesn't do what you want then it's because you're not hitting her hard enough.

Hit harder, get results.

oh man i dont know, i might of freaked her out with my moves or the things i did because she stoped me and shes like "who are you? a porn star?...kids your age dont do that..where did u learn all of that." lol lol... i guess i have watched too much porn, offcourse i didnt tell her that i just told her that shes really sexy

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:34 PM

But seriously the oldest girl i ever dated or had sex with was 27 and i was 22 so i want to really impress the cougar even more. I guess im doing good just being my self but im trying to get good tips on how to treat her

**ghettoboyd** · 03-15-2010, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

next time make the bitch swallow

what cal should have advised you is to "stick it in her pooper" thats not cheating right?.....

**Hard.On** · 03-15-2010, 01:38 PM

Ok,
When I was 18 I bagged a 32 year old.
I let her feel like she was slightly in control of the situation.
Lets be honest, Thats what cougers want.

Then when we got alone. No talking, just all out f__*ing. Dont even give her a second to think about what shes doing. When she goes to open her mouth shove your tongue down her throat and grab her *****.
As much as she wants to control a little boy, every woman wants a man.

**ghettoboyd** · 03-15-2010, 01:41 PM

cougers like young studs cus thay can **** all night....thay want to be manhandled and ****ed like a whore....and most are unihibited so anything goes....enjoy....

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

Ok,
When I was 18 I bagged a 32 year old.
I let her feel like she was slightly in control of the situation.
Lets be honest, Thats what cougers want.

Then when we got alone. No talking, just all out f__*ing. Dont even give her a second to think about what shes doing. When she goes to open her mouth shove your tongue down her throat and grab her *****.
As much as she wants to control a little boy, every woman wants a man.

I wonder if thats where i went too far, i didnt really give her that chance to be in control... well i did but she was all touchy and feely and i just wanted to slam her. Ok nice i will chill out and let her be touchy and feely

**Hard.On** · 03-15-2010, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

I wonder if thats where i went too far, i didnt really give her that chance to be in control... well i did but she was all touchy and feely and i just wanted to slam her. Ok nice i will chill out and let her be touchy and feely

Act like your not that interested in her,
By her saying no, you made her in control

U were probly jamming her in the leg the whole time with your boner like a little dog humping their owners leg.

make her beg for it,
How could she say no then?

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

cougers like young studs cus thay can **** all night....thay want to be manhandled and ****ed like a whore....and most are unihibited so anything goes....enjoy....

i def treated her like a little slut, i ate and fingred the shit out her ass hole 2 min after we started hooking up, she def liked her (she goes ooo ur dirty)...haha hell yeah b**tch haha

**Hard.On** · 03-15-2010, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

i def treated her like a little slut, i ate and fingred the shit out her ass hole 2 min after we started hooking up, she def liked her (she goes ooo ur dirty)...haha hell yeah b**tch haha

Haha.
I have never ate out a girls ass and I thought I was bad.
You are Dirty,

**ghettoboyd** · 03-15-2010, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

i def treated her like a little slut, i ate and fingred the shit out her ass hole 2 min after we started hooking up, she def liked her (she goes ooo ur dirty)...haha hell yeah b**tch haha

im proud of you man....nice work...

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:52 PM

lol i dated a girl for 7 years and she never really let me do dirty things, so now im a dog...

**Hard.On** · 03-15-2010, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

lol i dated a girl for 7 years and she never really let me do dirty things, so now im a dog...

Well at least your enjoying yourself. You will never be satisfied with that other girl agian. Trust me. Similar thing happened with me.

Only thing now is my GF is like 95 pounds and everytime we try and do anal, it just dont fit. I've tried everything. Its the only thing I can't do

sadly its one of my fav things to do

**FranciscoG** · 03-15-2010, 01:55 PM

Don´t talk.

Talking your way out of ***** is the worst thing you can do.

Keep your mouth shut and let her do and say what she wants.

**Hazard** · 03-15-2010, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

i def treated her like a little slut, i ate and fingred the shit out her ass hole 2 min after we started hooking up, she def liked her (she goes ooo ur dirty)...haha hell yeah b**tch haha

LMFAO! your the man!

I've banged a 37 year old when I was 19..... fun times fun times LOL

~Haz~

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

Well at least your enjoying yourself. You will never be satisfied with that other girl agian. Trust me. Similar thing happened with me.

Only thing now is my GF is like 95 pounds and everytime we try and do anal, it just dont fit. I've tried everything. Its the only thing I can't do

sadly its one of my fav things to do

damn i o well sounds like she has tight body, im sure in few years it will finally go in lol

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 02:01 PM

yeah dude i felt like the biggest shit ever. i meet her in Atlantic city and we walked threw casino she wanted to hold my hand and it was soo funny every guy we passes would turn his head and look at us

**ghettoboyd** · 03-15-2010, 02:09 PM

they all though what a lucky shit he gonna tare that ass up......

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 02:22 PM

haha prob, i know i would if i saw that shit

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 02:26 PM

Do u think i should call or text her? i dont want her to think im in love or anything but at the same time i want her to know that i still want her.

She text me for a while last night saying she had alot of fun with me and wishes i lived closer so we could of hung out so i guess shes into me but i dont want to make my self seem like i cant live with out her or something like that, im like 3 hours away from her

**ghettoboyd** · 03-15-2010, 02:30 PM

just tell her you had a good time too and would like to see her again....shell get all hot and bothered and will just have to have you man...your in like flint bro...

**Hoggage_54** · 03-15-2010, 03:03 PM

pics please

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 03:06 PM

pics of her?

**Hoggage_54** · 03-15-2010, 03:08 PM

yes her, I don't want to see you

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 03:08 PM

actually im preety sure thats what u ment lol...i asked her to sent me some sexy pics so as soon as she does i will post them.

I just hope her boyfirend isnt a member on this site lol that would not be good maybe i will block her face, but shes very preety so that would suck

**Hate Being Small** · 03-15-2010, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

i def treated her like a little slut, i ate and fingred the shit out her ass hole 2 min after we started hooking up, she def liked her (she goes ooo ur dirty)...haha hell yeah b**tch haha

lol nice

**Abominator** · 03-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

oh man i dont know, i might of freaked her out with my moves or the things i did because she stoped me and shes like "who are you? a porn star?...kids your age dont do that..where did u learn all of that." lol lol... i guess i have watched too much porn, offcourse i didnt tell her that i just told her that shes really sexy

Pretty sure he was kidding, broski. You got any pictures of this whore for my masturbatory pleasure?

**Quo** · 03-15-2010, 05:50 PM

Alright.

I hooked up with a 40 year old when I was 17. A 39 year old when I was 18. And a 35 year old when I was 23.

Man, just be yourself. She just likes getting that young ass. She doesn't really care about anything else. Just try not to come off too desperate or like you want it too bad. That turns any chick off. Chill for an hour or so before you reply to her texts... you're a busy man, you got things to do (at least that's what she should think).

Other than that, my man, just buckle up for a wild ride. Cougars are filthy.

**NVR2BIG1** · 03-15-2010, 06:44 PM

WTF dude, like her boyfriend is supposed to think " Hmmmm....Well if he just fingered your asshole then fine, I'm fine with that" that's not even bullshit, that's horseshit!!

This chick wants you to put it in, she's telling you this because she gets turned on by a guy who overtakes her. If the bitch didnt wanna **** around she would do nothing, no chick lets you finger her ass and then not **** unless they're a head case.

Something else to think about, maybe she has an STD and thats why you keep getting the no answer

**AnimalJ** · 03-15-2010, 06:45 PM

Here is the correct advice. ENJOY YOURSELF.

**Hard.On** · 03-15-2010, 06:46 PM

next time after you finger her ass*hole
and she starts complaining again

stick your fingers in her mouth and tell her to stop talking shit

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1

WTF dude, like her boyfriend is supposed to think " Hmmmm....Well if he just fingered your asshole then fine, I'm fine with that" that's not even bullshit, that's horseshit!!

This chick wants you to put it in, she's telling you this because she gets turned on by a guy who overtakes her. If the bitch didnt wanna **** around she would do nothing, no chick lets you finger her ass and then not **** unless they're a head case.

Something else to think about, maybe she has an STD and thats why you keep getting the no answer

OMGG..dude!!! after foocking around with her for like an hr and trying to nail her i finally had to piss so i got up and im like im cant belive im just getting teased tonight and while i was pissing shes like do u carry a condom with u. AND i didnt have no so i said no. And im like why do i need one for tonight and see said U DONT KNOW WHO I HAVE BEEN WITH AND I DONT KNOW WHO U BEEN WITH..soo **** maybe she has something...****!!! noooooo ahh

OH so them im like i trust u and she goes like well i dont trust my boyfriend, and she said that she thinks he's ****ing around her back

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

next time after you finger her ass*hole
and she starts complaining again

stick your fingers in her mouth and tell her to stop talking shit

HAHAHA I really was thinking about it

**NVR2BIG1** · 03-15-2010, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by phat_matt85

OMGG..dude!!! after foocking around with her for like an hr and trying to nail her i finally had to piss so i got up and im like im cant belive im just getting teased tonight and while i was pissing shes like do u carry a condom with u. AND i didnt have no so i said no. And im like why do i need one for tonight and see said U DONT KNOW WHO I HAVE BEEN WITH AND I DONT KNOW WHO U BEEN WITH..soo **** maybe she has something...****!!! noooooo ahh

here is where your ****ing up, u pull out the rubber and roll it over your dick and **** her. End of story. Getting up to piss completely destroyed the moment, you gave her time to think. A little trick I do, even when your putting the condom on, you damn well better be licking ***** or playing w/ tits or something w/ the other hand at the same time. NEVER give them time to think, that 5 seconds you stop playing with them may be the 5 seconds they change their mind. She wants you to quit ****ing around and just bang her, an hr of foreplay is not her thing she's getting frustrated. The next time heres what you do, kiss her for 10 seconds, lick her tits for 2 minutes, lick her ***** for 3 minutes, **** her for 45 minutes HARD, HARD, HARD!! Get yourself off at least 1-2x an hr before you meet up with her. Older chicks have banged a lot of guys dont let them lie to ya, you have much more to compete with than some 20 yr old girl. So you need to make a lasting impression and **** the shit out of them.

**phat_matt85** · 03-15-2010, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1

here is where your ****ing up, u pull out the rubber and roll it over your dick and **** her. End of story. Getting up to piss completely destroyed the moment, you gave her time to think. A little trick I do, even when your putting the condom on, you damn well better be licking ***** or playing w/ tits or something w/ the other hand at the same time. NEVER give them time to think, that 5 seconds you stop playing with them may be the 5 seconds they change their mind. She wants you to quit ****ing around and just bang her, an hr of foreplay is not her thing she's getting frustrated. The next time heres what you do, kiss her for 10 seconds, lick her tits for 2 minutes, lick her ***** for 3 minutes, **** her for 45 minutes HARD, HARD, HARD!! Get yourself off at least 1-2x an hr before you meet up with her. Older chicks have banged a lot of guys dont let them lie to ya, you have much more to compete with than some 20 yr old girl. So you need to make a lasting impression and **** the shit out of them.

I tried ****ing her almost right away and tried the whole time.

But haha yeah i hear you on what u said, i will be ready to go on a battle field and have my soldier ready !!!