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    just think.... down the road when all the sores pop up you can peel the scabs off and PRESTO..... puss is your new lube

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    chances are, shes sleeping with every tom dick and harry....what you dont know cant hurt you ...
    Then that would be a perfect Maury Show, "You are the father""

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    whats even scarier is that we look a lot alike too we could be twins....im the sexer twin though just so you know.....
    we cant be u r 4 yrs older then me i havent seen ur picture so i cant agree or disagree.

    u may be the sexy one but i get all the chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Just hope her pregnancy isn't as fast as the chic from Species, so u at least have time to pick a name.
    LMFAO...u r halarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    LMFAO...u r halarious
    that was funny

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    i unloaded in her last night! ahhhhh sooo nice..

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    when shes sleeping

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    Twotimer, you are going to hell

    lmfao

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    blahahahahaahah daaang lol

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    some body block this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by OH REALLY View Post
    some body block this thread
    why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    That trip to walgreens and the $20 for the pill will be worth it when she calls and says the test was negative.....

    Why didn't you just pull out and blow it on her face like everyone else here likes to do?

    ~Haz~
    exactly ^_^

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    yeah bro your screwed, i have three kids from playin the guessing game.

    congrats though on the pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Why didn't you just pull out and blow it on her face like everyone else here likes to do?

    ~Haz~
    Haz is smarter than he looks. Good advice here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErectileTissue View Post
    I got really drunk last night and was fortunate enough to take a girl home with me.

    Being drunk and horny as hell, I didn't use a condom, plus I came inside her. .
    if you were drunk and got lucky enough to take a girl home,, I'd assume it was a one nighter,,,, in that case with no condom, i'd be more concerned with getting tested for STD...

    see i just took the wholle pregnancy thing out of your mind,, no need to thank me


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    if your not gonna sack it, stay home and wack it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984 View Post
    Twotimer, you are going to hell

    lmfao
    I know,
    I obviously have issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    I know,
    I obviously have issues
    u r going to hell.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC600cbr View Post
    Haz is smarter than he looks. Good advice here.
    see haz im not the only one that thinks you look stupid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    Beat me to it

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    I always blow inside, roll over and go to sleep. Yay for me.

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