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  1. 04-29-2010, 01:24 AM #1
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    goin to jail for a bit

    Im gona have to to about 30 hours in jail in a few days. Ive been to this jail before so i know what ill get to eat: bologna sandwiches on whie bread 3 times a day. What should I eat before I go in? Shoud I eat a sh!tload of red meat before? Casein? Or will it even matter
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    30 fuken hours!!! what did you do? steal a baked bean?............
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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    30 fuken hours!!! what did you do? steal a baked bean?............
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    LOL this board gets funnier, you couldnt make it up could you!

    "Im going to jail for 30 hours, what should I eat" LMFAO

    But being serious, eat a great big steak, medium rare, and a few pints of casein. Have your last meal in the car on your way to jail that way you will get the most out of it. Drop a few BCAA to.

    Oh and pasta to, get carbed up on pasta, that way you will only prob loose about 7 or 8 lb. But Im wondering like bunny to.... what the hell you do for 30 hours? I didnt know they done 30 hour slots.
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    You could plug aload of steak up your ass, you'll make alot of friends...
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    Best thing to do, shower up really good before you go , shave your entire body, and dress in a cheerleaders uniform.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
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    30 hours??? by the time you get there it will be time to go home...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    You could plug aload of steak up your ass, you'll make alot of friends...
    Lmfao! If you eat a lot that means you will probobly sh*t a lot. Don't think he will make that many freinds while in the slammer. You could try and hold it all in till right before you leave then drop a bomb! That everyone can smell! Lol
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    I'm goin in about 2 hours I just bought some london broil im about to eat. I'm in a drug court that I have to call in a hotline every morning to see if I have to take a drug test that day, and I forgot to call one day so I have to do go to jail for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Best thing to do, shower up really good before you go , shave your entire body, and dress in a cheerleaders uniform.
    wtf did I just read? lmao
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    I would have spent the time figuring out how not to get hurt rather then what Im going to eat.

    How nice of you to spend your last hours with us. I guess your wife/ kids or whoever dont matter as Much of us.

    SEE HOW GREAT WE ALL ARE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by awesome1 View Post
    Im gona have to to about 30 hours in jail in a few days. Ive been to this jail before so i know what ill get to eat: bologna sandwiches on whie bread 3 times a day. What should I eat before I go in? Shoud I eat a sh!tload of red meat before? Casein? Or will it even matter
    I know a good source of protein that you will get plenty of the night you are there>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosedog View Post
    LOL this board gets funnier, you couldnt make it up could you!

    "Im going to jail for 30 hours, what should I eat" LMFAO

    But being serious, eat a great big steak, medium rare, and a few pints of casein. Have your last meal in the car on your way to jail that way you will get the most out of it. Drop a few BCAA to.

    Oh and pasta to, get carbed up on pasta, that way you will only prob loose about 7 or 8 lb. But Im wondering like bunny to.... what the hell you do for 30 hours? I didnt know they done 30 hour slots.

    I think he could fast for the 30 hours and not lose 8lbs.



    I guess giving advice at this point is dumb since you're already there. Make sure u get a tattoo while you're in there so you can be truly hardcore. Lol
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    goin to jail and concerned about what to eat before. thats great.
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    Sorry DSM, he dropped the soap one too many times...
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    Lmao! Maybe it turned into 30 days? Shoulda packed his lunch like 007 suggested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Sorry DSM, he dropped the soap one too many times...
    No such thing ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by awesome1 View Post
    Im home and my butthole is safe.
    Sorry to hear.
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    30 hours ain't shit. Hell, even Paris Hilton did more than that.
    On good behavior, you'd probably only do 12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosedog View Post

    Oh and pasta to, get carbed up on pasta, that way you will only prob loose about 7 or 8 lb. But Im wondering like bunny to.... what the hell you do for 30 hours? I didnt know they done 30 hour slots.
    WTF?

    I have gone 4 days with maybe 3 meals TOTAL (not per day TOTAL) in the ENTIRE TIME FRAME and I lost only 10lbs and that is with not sleeping at all really.

    So if he is getting 3 meals regardless how shitty and being jailed for 30 hours he will lose 2lbs max which is the amount of weight he gains when he eats or when his body metabolises the glycogen in storage.

    7 or 8lbs in a day?

    Come on, yeah if your a bloated whale or something. How many times have we been sick and not eaten anything or barely anything? I never lost 8lbs in a day being sick.
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    lol ive been in jail quite a few times. I get a slap on the wrist in the form of 30 hours if I forget to call in for my drug test. Thats why I dont really care and I'm focused on the food issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awesome1 View Post
    lol ive been in jail quite a few times. I get a slap on the wrist in the form of 30 hours if I forget to call in for my drug test. Thats why I dont really care and I'm focused on the food issue.
    Lots of hotties in there ?
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