Do Fatties give the best head??

[Bertuzzi]

LOL.... I knew there was a story to be told...

I would laugh if that shit happened to my buddy.... I would even laugh at myself if it happened to me.... after the fact. in the moment I would be trippin.

[Bertuzzi]

Fatties are still winning.... I think they got this one locked.

[Hazard]

My friend was FVCKED UP..... LOL..... bad......

I just walked over to him and said "You know you're dancing with a dude right?" he says "STFU..... NO....." I said "Turn around and look at his face....."

LMFAO the next 30 minutes were possibly the best time i've ever had..... he still hasn't lived it down.

The best part was after I told him..... another guy went up to the tranny after seeing this whole thing go down and he grabbed the tranny's balls LMFAO...... he/she turned around and slapped him HAHAHA

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

My friend was FVCKED UP..... LOL..... bad......

I just walked over to him and said "You know you're dancing with a dude right?" he says "STFU..... NO....." I said "Turn around and look at his face....."

LMFAO the next 30 minutes were possibly the best time i've ever had..... he still hasn't lived it down.

The best part was after I told him..... another guy went up to the tranny after seeing this whole thing go down and he grabbed the tranny's balls LMFAO...... he/she turned around and slapped him HAHAHA

~Haz~

I would pay to have been there.... stories like that are legendary.... I would never let my buddy live it down either.

[DCI]

Two of the best head recieving I have had was from a fatty she'd suck your cock through your pants nearly she was that cock hungry.

And the next best was this New Yorker one I meet on a night out her name was Kayliegh and would go to face from anywere in her body lol.

[gixxerboy1]

Happened to a friend a couple weeks ago and i was there. He was hooking up with this little spanish girl, well i guess guy

I never would have thought it was a dude. They swapped numbers. When we were leaving it and its friend came out in the parking lot. Its friend was like you know you were making out with a guy. We both didnt believe it then it drops its pants.

My friend almost died. I couldnt stop laughing.

He called me the next day and was like please dont tell anyone. Ya right

[DCI]

Ahh man that's terrible but fooking hilarious.

[Hazard]

Happened to a friend a couple weeks ago and i was there. He was hooking up with this little spanish girl, well i guess guy

I never would have thought it was a dude. They swapped numbers. When we were leaving it and its friend came out in the parking lot. Its friend was like you know you were making out with a guy. We both didnt believe it then it drops its pants.

My friend almost died. I couldnt stop laughing.

He called me the next day and was like please dont tell anyone. Ya right

LMFAO! ahahahahaha

I might have kicked that thing right in the teeth......

The only thing he has to be happy about is the fact that he found out and didn't start getting head from it and then finding out it's got balls when he gives the ole reach around durring it LOL

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

Ok.... now you guys are just taking this to a whole new level.... I'm waiting for DSM to chime in

[gixxerboy1]

LMFAO! ahahahahaha

I might have kicked that thing right in the teeth......

The only thing he has to be happy about is the fact that he found out and didn't start getting head from it and then finding out it's got balls when he gives the ole reach around durring it LOL

~Haz~

it was great he was dancing and started kissing its neck and ass grabbing. I asked him how a duded tonsils taste. He wasn't amused

[JinNtonic]

Oh boy this thread just turned nasty....

[Bertuzzi]

oh boy this thread just turned nasty....

^^ x2

[DSM4Life]

Happened to a friend a couple weeks ago and i was there. He was hooking up with this little spanish girl, well i guess guy

I never would have thought it was a dude. They swapped numbers. When we were leaving it and its friend came out in the parking lot. Its friend was like you know you were making out with a guy. We both didnt believe it then it drops its pants.

My friend almost died. I couldnt stop laughing.

He called me the next day and was like please dont tell anyone. Ya right

So romantic.

[Bertuzzi]

Not that it wasn't nasty already....

[Bertuzzi]

So romantic.

of course

[JinNtonic]

Not that it wasn't nasty already....

From Fatty to Tranny is a whooooole different kinda nasty...

[Bertuzzi]

From Fatty to Tranny is a whooooole different kinda nasty...

This is true....

[gixxerboy1]

This is true....

your friend making out with a fatty is disgusting.
Your friend making out with a tranny. priceless

[Noles12]

Though i have never been with a "fat" girl i put yes. I did this because so far the biggest girl ive been with was around 145 but was more thick than fat.

On the contrary the worst head i ever got was from a 5'2 chick that weighed about 95 pounds. The size of her mouth was proportional with the rest of her body sadly and i had to make her stop after about 5 minutes because of the every so often scrape

[Bertuzzi]

Though i have never been with a "fat" girl i put yes. I did this because so far the biggest girl ive been with was around 145 but was more thick than fat.

On the contrary the worst head i ever got was from a 5'2 chick that weighed about 95 pounds. The size of her mouth was proportional with the rest of her body sadly and i had to make her stop after about 5 minutes because of the every so often scrape

I feel for you.... nothing like getting head and 1. they are bad at it 2. the bite the shit outta it. Fuks your whole day up and sometimes even your week.

[Noles12]

I feel for you.... nothing like getting head and 1. they are bad at it 2. the bite the shit outta it. Fuks your whole day up and sometimes even your week.

I tried to bear with it as long as possible but eventually just grabbed her head and said i had to leave.

[Bertuzzi]

LOL....

[ray0414]

best i ever got was from a girl who was 4'11 and 140. definitely not skinny lol. but had another girl that would be considered a fatty that was horrible.

[gixxerboy1]

best i ever got was from a girl who was 4'11 and 140. definitely not skinny lol. but had another girl that would be considered a fatty that was horrible.

4'11 and 140 is a fatty she is built like a beach ball

[rosscokid]

Every time me and my buddies had a hogger night. (put money in who ever bangs the biggest girl at end of the night wins the pot) I was to drunk to remember

[Standby]

i like to think of the fatties as mopeds, their fun to ride untill your buddies catch you on them.

but yes the best head

[Chode Logan]

In my experience no. They are terrible. I have let a fat girl or two suck my wang just to see if the rumours were true. But I think they were the worst, due to lack of experience cause no one wants to put their dick in their mouth.

[Bertuzzi]

4'11 and 140 is a fatty she is built like a beach ball

I am gonna have to agree.... Beach ball

[MMArmour]

in my experience the best head is from other peoples wives

[Older lifter]

ladyboys give the best head,,, so i have heard

[Bertuzzi]

ladyboys give the best head,,, so i have heard

WTF?

Spending too much time in Thailand I think

[kalspic]

would you guys look down on me if i went out tonight just to find the answer?

[Bertuzzi]

would you guys look down on me if i went out tonight just to find the answer?

No, not at all. Actually I Insist

[PC650]

Naw.. Fat girls are worthless

[warlord_wang]

lmao wtf this thread is epic from fatties to trannies

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Ive been with my, plus few others fare share of hippos and the best head I've ever got was from the thinnest girl Ive ever got with. The hippos were from average to horrible.

[auswest]

I'm not prepared to find out

[Soar]

^ Sometimes you gotta take one for the team

[cherrydrpepper]

Thread has Haz and Bertuzzi posts in it - old thread bump has been approved

[alex18]

Wtf were ya searching for to find this old thread?

Search function - fat girls bj??