Wierd shit you do when you are really into a lift

**cherrydrpepper** · 05-25-2010, 10:39 PM

When I'm really into a lift.. I start.. grinning. Then my head goes to that GET SOME place.

Occasionally I will think of f n a hot bitch and I will get extra reps out but my head gets all funky towards the end and I am wondering if I need to slow down so I don't spurt. Then I remember I'm lifting a weight not ****ing.

**lovbyts** · 05-25-2010, 11:38 PM

I think some people need a breathalyzer hooked up to their computer and they are not allowed to post online if they are over the legal limit on consuming alcohol.

**Friend** · 05-26-2010, 01:57 AM

I flop my dick out.

**DSM4Life** · 05-26-2010, 04:34 AM

I think of some beefy guy behind me and that if i drop he the weight he will rape me. So i immediately drop it and turn around only to find some overweight 80 year old man who hasn't used shaved in 20 years smiling at me.

**cobra305** · 05-26-2010, 06:11 AM

I focus on what I am doing, I know it sounds crazy right Why focus on the lift? I am just lifting not ****ing (sarcasm). I feel sorry for your girlfriend by the way, if you almost prematurely ejaculate at the gym she must not be satisfied at all.

**gettingthere** · 05-26-2010, 06:17 AM

I think about different things, really should concentrate on the lift more though!!! sometimes i will think about hot girls, and sometimes it may get an extra rep out of me but usually it actually puts me off!!!

Our gym has some shit music channel on all the time aswel, u get the odd good motivating song but most of the time just rubbish!!! always afraid of breaking my ipod too!! off topic but just hate that

**cherrydrpepper** · 05-26-2010, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by cobra305

I focus on what I am doing, I know it sounds crazy right Why focus on the lift? I am just lifting not ****ing (sarcasm). I feel sorry for your girlfriend by the way, if you almost prematurely ejaculate at the gym she must not be satisfied at all.

haha good one

try my way sometime you will get the brain confusion when you start reaching failure

**GS4** · 05-26-2010, 01:16 PM

Usually I think about work related stuff, that totally pisses me off.

**Kibble** · 05-26-2010, 01:22 PM

The weirdest shit I do when I am about to lift a weight?

Well, it would probally be just lifiting it. Yep, I get straight to business

**jbran23** · 05-26-2010, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I think of some beefy guy behind me and that if i drop he the weight he will rape me. So i immediately drop it and turn around only to find some overweight 80 year old man who hasn't used shaved in 20 years smiling at me.

DSM you crack me up dude. haha

**DSM4Life** · 05-26-2010, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by jbran23

DSM you crack me up dude. haha

Wow, my typing was way off that day but you get the point.

**jbran23** · 05-26-2010, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Wow, my typing was way off that day but you get the point.

That day? It says you posted it this morning. Are you feeling okay? lol

**DSM4Life** · 05-26-2010, 05:53 PM

6:30AM , There's the reason why my typing was @#$%ed.

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-26-2010, 11:10 PM

I talk to myself....lol its embarrassing I always try to catch it before it happens

**cherrydrpepper** · 05-27-2010, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

I talk to myself....lol its embarrassing I always try to catch it before it happens

i do this too.. but I got better instead of the dumb s I used to say now its "YEAH" "LETS DO THIS" "COMON MAN".. and yes once in a while as a tribute to bruce campbell.. "heeeey babay"

Yeah I get a lot of wierd looks in the gym

**vanduhl** · 05-27-2010, 04:35 AM

As usual the free weights are racked in front of a mirror...i sit down on the bench or whatever it is and stare at myself and start jittering. That goes on for up to a good 30 seconds if the lift is a real heavy set. I get some looks but i could really give a rats a$$ about the cornballs liftin next to me.

Then i start thinkin about Betty White. Then i think of the snickers commercial with Betty White in it....which leads me to think about Snickers...which makes me purchase a snickers as a post workout meal...which ruins my diet...which makes me write a hate letter to Betty White.

**Mr.Rose** · 05-27-2010, 04:49 AM

I scratch my balls...

**DSM4Life** · 05-27-2010, 05:02 AM

Fact: Obama don't like black people.

**calgarian** · 05-27-2010, 07:43 AM

u guys are crazy.......

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 05-27-2010, 07:54 AM

I wack 1 out and cry before i lift...

**gatorkong** · 05-27-2010, 08:07 AM

This one time I was lifting and all of a sudden a panda jumped out from behind the water machine and said "HEY YOU GIMME SOME CHICKIN" and I was like "nah man" but not really though.

**vanduhl** · 05-27-2010, 10:10 AM

Does anyone else keep re-gripping the dumbells while they rest on your lap before you kick em up for an incline or shoulder press?

i swear i re grip about 40 times on a good day

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 05-27-2010, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

Does anyone else keep re-gripping the dumbells while they rest on your lap before you kick em up for an incline or shoulder press?

i swear i re grip about 40 times on a good day

LOL aye i do that all the time but i re grip and twist the dumbells....its like im reving up fr a set!

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-27-2010, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

i do this too.. but I got better instead of the dumb s I used to say now its "YEAH" "LETS DO THIS" "COMON MAN".. and yes once in a while as a tribute to bruce campbell.. "heeeey babay"

Yeah I get a lot of wierd looks in the gym

No, like I will talk to myself in my head, but my mouth and facial expressions still move.

So imagine seeing that.....and tell me you wouldn't be like

**jbm** · 05-28-2010, 03:44 AM

I fart!

**DSM4Life** · 05-28-2010, 04:42 AM

i poo

**awesome1** · 05-28-2010, 11:17 AM

I have my headphones on, so i dont realize it but im making grunting noises and that 'TSSSSS" sound. I lifted without headphones yesterday and realized how annoying ive sounded all along lol.

**JDawg1536** · 05-28-2010, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by awesome1

I have my headphones on, so i dont realize it but im making grunting noises and that 'TSSSSS" sound. I lifted without headphones yesterday and realized how annoying ive sounded all along lol.

Me too. Yesterday I heard that sound even with my headphones on. I was like, "damn... I need to shut up".

**vanduhl** · 06-01-2010, 05:23 PM

I put 4 dumbells together end to end to form a square...i spit in the square repeatedly until i feel its good enough and i **** the dumbells...

I get a lotta weird looks from people..but im not sure why.

any-whey (get it)....it helps me a lot...

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-01-2010, 05:43 PM

i take a dump in the corner of the gym near the squat rack and smear it on my face like war paint...
GRRRRRRRRR
2 girls 1 cup aint got sh!t on me mofo..

:P

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-01-2010, 05:45 PM

On leg days i light a fire in the middle of the gym and do a rain dance.. helps me get psyched up!

"hey yo ho ha" an so on...

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-01-2010, 05:48 PM

some days i do the Haka dance... and shit every 1 up! hahaha

**vanduhl** · 06-01-2010, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

some days i do the Haka dance... and shit every 1 up! hahaha

Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

On leg days i light a fire in the middle of the gym and do a rain dance.. helps me get psyched up!

"hey yo ho ha" an so on...

Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

i take a dump in the corner of the gym near the squat rack and smear it on my face like war paint...
GRRRRRRRRR
2 girls 1 cup aint got sh!t on me mofo..

:P

LMAO !!!!!

**Igifuno** · 06-01-2010, 06:12 PM

Can't say as I do anthing "weird".... you guys are frikin weird and should be ashamed at yourselves.

**vanduhl** · 06-01-2010, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

On leg days i light a fire in the middle of the gym and do a rain dance.. helps me get psyched up!

"hey yo ho ha" an so on...

and the rain dance is ONLY on leg days....

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-01-2010, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

and the rain dance is ONLY on leg days....

aye' the warmth of the fire and the dance warms em up...

**Hoggage_54** · 06-01-2010, 07:00 PM

I think of all of DSM's reposts and it gets me so angry, I end up getting a few extra reps out of every set

**NVR2BIG1** · 06-01-2010, 08:10 PM

I clear my mind of everything, I dont think of anything negative that angers me. If I think of anything its the squeeze in my muscles, and every rep trying to squeeze and contract harder than the last. Its kind of like a state of Euphoria, this is when I lift my best

**Igifuno** · 06-01-2010, 08:16 PM

^^ there's definetely a feeling of entering a sanctuary when entering the gym..

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-01-2010, 09:48 PM

2 girls and a cup made it into this thread wow impressive

Sometimes when aerobics class is going on I run over to the glass doors lift up my shirt press my nip against it and yell OHHHHHHHHH BILLY