!!dumbest thing ive ever read!!

[Bertuzzi]

I have never done any of that,all I have to do is sell my van and I make the cut,she never said anything about liers so its cool

Did they say anything about poor spelling?

[Knockout_Power]

[jbm]

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[lovbyts]

Turnaround is fair play

http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/relatio...able/index.php

What makes a woman undateable?

1. She's a vegan: Sorry, I like a gal who can polish off a T-bone or, at the very least, half a chicken.

2. She doesn't like Office Space: Get out. Now.

3. She has a voice like Harvey Fierstein.

4. You ask her if she likes Led Zeppelin, and she replies, "Who's he?" (This happened to me.)

5. She constantly slams people behind their backs.

6. "Thomas Kinkade is so awesome!"

7. She refuses to sing or dance because she's terrible at both. Who cares? Live a little.

8. Two words: Drama. Queen.

9. She's never done any kind of manual labor. Daddy always hired people for that.

10. She doesn't laugh at your jokes.

11. Her favorite authors are Nicholas Sparks and Stephenie Meyer.

12. She goes to the beach but never gets in the water. Ever.

13. She carries a little dog with her everywhere.

14. The word vagina freaks her out. I had a co-worker who was like this. Another woman said vagina in a staff meeting and I thought this chick's head was gonna explode. "Ewwww!" she said. "Don't say that!" Which naturally made everyone start saying it to her all the time.

15. She feeds her cat on a dinner plate and puts a sprig of parsley on top like that commercial.

16. She doesn't like ice cream.

17. She won't wear jeans. Ever.

18. She's always perfectly waxed/shaved down there. Aw come on, let the thing get disreputable sometimes. We won't kick you out of bed for having a little winter growth.

Add a few

19. She thinks Oral sex is gross

20. She requires the lights be off when she is making love to you and you are fvcking her

21. She wears granny panties

22. She NEVER walks around naked.

23. She does not know the difference between like/love = spit/swallow

24. Her boobs look like she used an iron on them (saggy and flat).

25. Her but looks like cottage cheese.

26. She thinks ALL porn is gross.

27. She openly makes comments about how sexy/buff Brad Pitt is.

28. She gets you a cold washcloth instead of a warm one (or none at all) to clean up after sex.

29. She has her/your day planned out every day (micro manager).

30. She starts talking about marriage and kids after only a few dates. (desperate)

31. She txt her friends or BBF when you are on a date.

32. She will answer her phone if it rings when you are about to get some action.

[Knockout_Power]

Lovbyts takes a little back for them men... and for this we are thankful

[scorpion62]

Did they say anything about poor spelling?

Please show me mate cant see it for looking at it

[scorpion62]

Did they say anything about poor spelling?

Ah LOL found it LIAR LIAR pants on fire hahaha

[lovbyts]

Come on guys, we need to add to the list

[goodlifting]

Turnaround is fair play

http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/relatio...able/index.php

What makes a woman undateable?

1. She's a vegan: Sorry, I like a gal who can polish off a T-bone or, at the very least, half a chicken.

2. She doesn't like Office Space: Get out. Now.

3. She has a voice like Harvey Fierstein.

4. You ask her if she likes Led Zeppelin, and she replies, "Who's he?" (This happened to me.)

5. She constantly slams people behind their backs.

6. "Thomas Kinkade is so awesome!"

7. She refuses to sing or dance because she's terrible at both. Who cares? Live a little.

8. Two words: Drama. Queen.

9. She's never done any kind of manual labor. Daddy always hired people for that.

10. She doesn't laugh at your jokes.

11. Her favorite authors are Nicholas Sparks and Stephenie Meyer.

12. She goes to the beach but never gets in the water. Ever.

13. She carries a little dog with her everywhere.

14. The word vagina freaks her out. I had a co-worker who was like this. Another woman said vagina in a staff meeting and I thought this chick's head was gonna explode. "Ewwww!" she said. "Don't say that!" Which naturally made everyone start saying it to her all the time.

15. She feeds her cat on a dinner plate and puts a sprig of parsley on top like that commercial.

16. She doesn't like ice cream.

17. She won't wear jeans. Ever.

18. She's always perfectly waxed/shaved down there. Aw come on, let the thing get disreputable sometimes. We won't kick you out of bed for having a little winter growth.

Add a few

19. She thinks Oral sex is gross

20. She requires the lights be off when she is making love to you and you are fvcking her

21. She wears granny panties

22. She NEVER walks around naked.

23. She does not know the difference between like/love = spit/swallow

24. Her boobs look like she used an iron on them (saggy and flat).

25. Her but looks like cottage cheese.

26. She thinks ALL porn is gross.

27. She openly makes comments about how sexy/buff Brad Pitt is.

28. She gets you a cold washcloth instead of a warm one (or none at all) to clean up after sex.

29. She has her/your day planned out every day (micro manager).

30. She starts talking about marriage and kids after only a few dates. (desperate)

31. She txt her friends or BBF when you are on a date.

32. She will answer her phone if it rings when you are about to get some action.

33. complains about your farting

34. won't get on a motorcycle with you

35. her cat jumps on your back while you're trying to bang her

36. she's always too sick to have sex

[Shinalynn]

Oh just to add, i'm betting the girl that answered that does not have a BF,,,,,,,,

IF this is directed at me, I would like to add, that I am with one of the hottiest guys on this forum.

[MaNiCC]

It was directed at the woman who took out the survey

[lovbyts]

It was directed at the woman who took out the survey

She is either a dyke or had been dumped. Either way she is someone who will never be satisfied.

[Shinalynn]

OHHH k, guess I need to get off the defense huh. N ya anyone that is that picky will live forever with BOB.

[calgarian]

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

What is that???

[calgarian]

28. She gets you a cold washcloth instead of a warm one (or none at all) to clean up after sex.

I agree with this one ...

[Knockout_Power]

OHHH k, guess I need to get off the defense huh. N ya anyone that is that picky will live forever with BOB.

heh BOB... he's hittin it with most the ugly gals =)

[lovbyts]

OHHH k, guess I need to get off the defense huh. N ya anyone that is that picky will live forever with BOB.

The difference is this is a forum/group of guys playing around. The other is a serious post that is being being publicized and I believe is in a magazine also?

[Diamond*K]

Turnaround is fair play

http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/relatio...able/index.php

What makes a woman undateable?

1. She's a vegan: Sorry, I like a gal who can polish off a T-bone or, at the very least, half a chicken.

2. She doesn't like Office Space: Get out. Now.

3. She has a voice like Harvey Fierstein.

4. You ask her if she likes Led Zeppelin, and she replies, "Who's he?" (This happened to me.)

5. She constantly slams people behind their backs.

6. "Thomas Kinkade is so awesome!"

7. She refuses to sing or dance because she's terrible at both. Who cares? Live a little.

8. Two words: Drama. Queen.

9. She's never done any kind of manual labor. Daddy always hired people for that.

10. She doesn't laugh at your jokes.

11. Her favorite authors are Nicholas Sparks and Stephenie Meyer.

12. She goes to the beach but never gets in the water. Ever.

13. She carries a little dog with her everywhere.

14. The word vagina freaks her out. I had a co-worker who was like this. Another woman said vagina in a staff meeting and I thought this chick's head was gonna explode. "Ewwww!" she said. "Don't say that!" Which naturally made everyone start saying it to her all the time.

15. She feeds her cat on a dinner plate and puts a sprig of parsley on top like that commercial.

16. She doesn't like ice cream.

17. She won't wear jeans. Ever.

18. She's always perfectly waxed/shaved down there. Aw come on, let the thing get disreputable sometimes. We won't kick you out of bed for having a little winter growth.

Add a few

19. She thinks Oral sex is gross

20. She requires the lights be off when she is making love to you and you are fvcking her

21. She wears granny panties

22. She NEVER walks around naked.

23. She does not know the difference between like/love = spit/swallow

24. Her boobs look like she used an iron on them (saggy and flat).

25. Her but looks like cottage cheese.

26. She thinks ALL porn is gross.

27. She openly makes comments about how sexy/buff Brad Pitt is.

28. She gets you a cold washcloth instead of a warm one (or none at all) to clean up after sex.

29. She has her/your day planned out every day (micro manager).

30. She starts talking about marriage and kids after only a few dates. (desperate)

31. She txt her friends or BBF when you are on a date.

32. She will answer her phone if it rings when you are about to get some action.

luckily i dont do any of these.. except 28.. do baby wipes count ?? lol.. atleast u dont have that we just f*k'd smell

and i dont agree with a lot of that girl's list..
i have a list but that slowly grows after experience with dating.
like txtin while on a date.. i hate.
metrosexual guys turn me off...
checkin out other girls or talkin bout other girls infront of me.. not a great idea.... i dont mind talkin bout how great other women look, but do u want ur gf to talk to you about how she wouldnt mind gettin slammed by the hot guy at the gym... prollly not.

[AlphaGenetics]

That looks like a "to do" list to me.

[lovbyts]

luckily i dont do any of these.. except 28.. do baby wipes count ?? lol.. atleast u dont have that we just f*k'd smell

and i dont agree with a lot of that girl's list..
i have a list but that slowly grows after experience with dating.
like txtin while on a date.. i hate.
metrosexual guys turn me off...
checkin out other girls or talkin bout other girls infront of me.. not a great idea.... i dont mind talkin bout how great other women look, but do u want ur gf to talk to you about how she wouldnt mind gettin slammed by the hot guy at the gym... prollly not.

I'm sure you dont and I'm sure YOU know that our/my list is mostly BS also but her list was/is meant to be real. A bible for women.

[cherrydrpepper]

92. Quoting Lines From Movies
"What is best in life?"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH