Confessions of a dirty old man................

[Hazard]

I was just a pup when I did all these things happened, sometimes I shat on the carpet, what do you expect from a pup?

lol that reminds me of a party I was at once, everyone was trashed, the cops had came and left, some people had slept over/crashed. In the morning someone found a human shit in the kitchen sink and a naked dude laying on the couch with a shit stain dragged across the couch cushin to under his ass hahahhahaa

There was a trance show at a venue in NYC and someone shit on the dance floor..... I heard it looked like a pitchers mound......

~Haz~

[Times Roman]

My son said he was at a party about a year ago. he left, but his ex hung around. Everyone got trashed. She passed out on the sofa. Some fuk drops his drawers and takes a leak right on her from the other side of the couch... musta not seen her?

[40plusnewbie]

My son said he was at a party about a year ago. he left, but his ex hung around. Everyone got trashed. She passed out on the sofa. Some fuk drops his drawers and takes a leak right on her from the other side of the couch... musta not seen her?

Let's hope so. A childhood friend of mine was at a party (I wasn't there). Some chick passed out so 'as a joke' the dude takes his dick out and starts dangling it on her face and rubbing it against her lips, not hard-on but still...

well this 'joke' was not thought to be funny by all the observers, and wasn't thought to be funny by the chick he did it to when she found out. The dude went on the run with charges of sexual assualt and all this other shit hanging on his head for this 'joke'.

Sometimes drunken bullshit severely crosses the line. This guy knew what he was doing, just didn't think of how screwed up it was. Maybe the piss dude was wasted and had no clue, maybe he was a major prick. I would investigate the prick angle based on his known behavior when he is sober.

[Times Roman]

Let's hope so. A childhood friend of mine was at a party (I wasn't there). Some chick passed out so 'as a joke' the dude takes his dick out and starts dangling it on her face and rubbing it against her lips, not hard-on but still...

well this 'joke' was not thought to be funny by all the observers, and wasn't thought to be funny by the chick he did it to when she found out. The dude went on the run with charges of sexual assualt and all this other shit hanging on his head for this 'joke'.

Sometimes drunken bullshit severely crosses the line. This guy knew what he was doing, just didn't think of how screwed up it was. Maybe the piss dude was wasted and had no clue, maybe he was a major prick. I would investigate the prick angle based on his known behavior when he is sober.

It's my son's acquaintenance, not mine. We all did stupid sh1t when we were young, but today, it seems it's been taken to a new level. No matter how drunk I am, if i ever saw some sh1t like that, whether I knew the people or not, they would have to answer to me!!

Not sure I ever did anything really stupid when drunk that totally crosses the line like that, I mean besides smoochin on women at a bar or something like that.

[gixxerboy1]

heres a good but long one.

Gf and i went to a strip bar on vacation and meet some girl. We were going to go home with her and as we are leaving her ex bf is outside. So the 4 of us goto her apt. All of us are being dicks to him trying to get him to go. Finally the girl goes if i start to blow you he will leave. I said what ever and she asked if i was scared of him. So i pulled it out and she went to town. He freaked yelled and left. The 3 of us were fvcking in the bed room when he came back. He opened the door and acted like he was going to join in. The girl told him to go wait in the living room till we were done. And to have some shot and lines ready for us when we where done. He actually did it. My gf made fun of him all night. I can still remember it. How much of a looser are you. Your giving us your drugs and sitting out her alone why we are fvcking your girl.

God i miss bi polar girls

[Hazard]

heres a good but long one.

Gf and i went to a strip bar on vacation and meet some girl. We were going to go home with her and as we are leaving her ex bf is outside. So the 4 of us goto her apt. All of us are being dicks to him trying to get him to go. Finally the girl goes if i start to blow you he will leave. I said what ever and she asked if i was scared of him. So i pulled it out and she went to town. He freaked yelled and left. The 3 of us were fvcking in the bed room when he came back. He opened the door and acted like he was going to join in. The girl told him to go wait in the living room till we were done. And to have some shot and lines ready for us when we where done. He actually did it. My gf made fun of him all night. I can still remember it. How much of a looser are you. Your giving us your drugs and sitting out her alone why we are fvcking your girl.

God i miss bi polar girls

LMFAO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass LOL

~Haz~

[Times Roman]

^^^ so true

I bet KP will have some whoppers when back from vacation?

Maybe we should start a new thread...